Author Topic: Come meet Derek Anthony at the 2012 Arnold Expo (Read 82368 times)

flipper5470 · « **Reply #450 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:12:03 PM »

Quote from: simon on January 17, 2012, 02:34:27 PM

would be torn apart by a 140lb twink mma fighter

I used to train with a 145lb Muay Thai fighter who'd actually trained and fought in Thailand...he would have killed that kid within 30 seconds. The bag snaps differently...it sounds different.. when someone who actually nows how to punch is working on it.

Shockwave · « **Reply #451 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:14:34 PM »

Quote from: flipper5470 on January 17, 2012, 03:12:03 PM

I used to train with a 145lb Muay Thai fighter who'd actually trained and fought in Thailand...he would have killed that kid within 30 seconds. The bag snaps differently...it sounds different.. when someone who actually nows how to punch is working on it.

Exactly. Sounds like shotguns going off when a hard hitter hits the bag.

JasonH · « **Reply #452 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:18:19 PM »

Jesus christ how fast was Tyson back in the day?!!!

Shockwave · « **Reply #453 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:19:50 PM »

Quote from: flipper5470 on January 17, 2012, 03:12:03 PM

I used to train with a 145lb Muay Thai fighter who'd actually trained and fought in Thailand...he would have killed that kid within 30 seconds. The bag snaps differently...it sounds different.. when someone who actually nows how to punch is working on it.

the trainer · « **Reply #454 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:21:25 PM »

Derek is a pussy I would just do a double leg takedown and slam him on the concrete and the fight would be over.

Wiggs · « **Reply #455 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:22:18 PM »

Quote from: deadz on January 17, 2012, 02:53:41 PM

I'm sure you could "lay him out".

Im 100% sure I would and id lay you out in the same breath.

tendonitis · « **Reply #456 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:26:00 PM »

just as soon as Derek is done draining the cum out of his ass from an 8 hour shift down on the docks he'll be here to shut up you haters

you've been warned

Shockwave · « **Reply #457 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:30:03 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on January 17, 2012, 03:26:00 PM

just as soon as Derek is done draining the cum out of his ass from an 8 hour shift down on the docks he'll be here to shut up you haters

you've been warned

Impossible, theres no way he can drain all the cum out of his ass, he'd have to have surgery to drain the cum from his upper intestines.

bradistani · « **Reply #458 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 17, 2012, 02:14:42 PM

Funniest thing Ive seen in weeks, dude actually thinks he's some kind of badass, those punches are pathetic.
Nice flipping off the camera at the end too, fucking lol.

haha what a tosser $:-\$

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #459 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:25:43 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 17, 2012, 03:30:03 PM

Impossible, theres no way he can drain all the cum out of his ass, he'd have to have surgery to drain the cum from his upper intestines.

LOL

Army of One · « **Reply #460 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:30:47 PM »

They like Derek down at the boxing gym, his ears are used as speedballs, and the trainees reflexes are greatly improved when trying to avoid catching Hep C from him.

tbombz · « **Reply #461 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:44:26 PM »

lol.. if nothing about that video changed, not the form force of speed of the punches.. but derek was instead some 150lb twink who had won a couple ufc fights you guys would be all on his balls..

che · « **Reply #462 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:53:58 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on January 17, 2012, 02:14:42 PM

Funniest thing Ive seen in weeks, dude actually thinks he's some kind of badass, those punches are pathetic.
Nice flipping off the camera at the end too, fucking lol.

hahaha
He doesn't even know how to make a fist , let alone throw a punch.

Shockwave · « **Reply #463 on:** January 17, 2012, 07:10:35 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 17, 2012, 06:44:26 PM

lol.. if nothing about that video changed, not the form force of speed of the punches.. but derek was instead some 150lb twink who had won a couple ufc fights you guys would be all on his balls..

Id expect a 150 lb twink to hit like he does, the man punches like a woman, and thinks he's badass doing it. Hahaha

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #464 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:58:27 AM »

Dont you think you guys should be helping this guy instead of completely demoralizing him mercilessly? and I think if he gets help, he'll go away! hes just feeding off what you are giving him, and its like hes using all this as fuel or some shit for his rocket ship to fairly la la land. It seems the more people shit on this weirdo, the more he shows up on my computer screen

TrueGrit · « **Reply #465 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:41:03 AM »

Derek is actually trying to limit his intake of semen as the trace salt found in it - taken in the huge quantities he digests it - is causing him to have massive sodium levels leading to the terrible and disgusting bloating he has recently displayed.

On doctor's advice Derek is on a strict spitting regime but sometimes he has to gulp down a few loads as he is also being treated for cum-guzzling addiction and finds the stuff almost impossible to give up.

wes · « **Reply #466 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:43:29 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on January 18, 2012, 08:41:03 AM

Derek is actually trying to limit his intake of semen as the trace salt found in it - taken in the huge quantities he digests it - is causing him to have massive sodium levels leading to the terrible and disgusting bloating he has recently displayed.

On doctor's advice Derek is on a strict spitting regime but sometimes he has to gulp down a few loads as he is also being treated for cum-guzzling addiction and finds the stuff almost impossible to give up.

I literally LOL`ed on this one!