Evolution is a big lie

[HTexan]

Goodluck training a gorilla to build a pyramid.

You think people are smart? George Bush was president.

good luck trying to train a chimp without him throwing poop at you. 
people are dumb a person can be smart.

[Radical Plato]

When I go to the gym and I train my muscles, they get bigger to adapt to the weight, the human body is very good at adapting to his environment to survive we call this adaptation, not evolution, if evolution was real how come over the past 1,000 year we have not seen the monkeys evolving into humans like we did whats holding them back. evolution is a scam and only suckers believe it.

Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. Scientists believe this common ancestor existed
5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.

I should have read the rest of the thread - I was a little to late with the monkey fact eh.

[deceiver]

Isn't that an OXY-MORON, geez, if it was proven then it wouldn't be a theory now would it, braniac. Evolution is horse shit

No, you mistook theory with hypothesis. Theory is a set of theorems. Unproven theorem is called hypothesis. In natural sciences you cannot prove something FOR SURE. You can prove it with some likelyhood. We analyse some finite set of objects and describe likelyhood that our observation is a rule. If that likelyhood is huge then we call it "proven". On the contrary to math, where there is set of axioms from which you can actually derive every damn theorem you've ever heard in your fucking school.

I always wonder how come all those idiots who failed at school make all those crazy statements about science and actually think that what they say is true. Food for thought: if you sucked at math in school you're most likely a moron, so shut the fuck up and listen to the wise people, for your own sake.

[Necrosis]

You know a theory isn't proven right?
anyway,why do people care what others believe?  even people want to believe God did it, evolution or both it doesn't bother me one bit.
I care more about the present and what goes on in the immediate future.

a theory is a collection of facts used to explain a phenomenon. Evolution is a fact within a theory. Adaptation, natural slection blah blah\

[HTexan]

No, you mistook theory with hypothesis. Theory is a set of theorems. Unproven theorem is called hypothesis. In natural sciences you cannot prove something FOR SURE. You can prove it with some likelyhood. We analyse some finite set of objects and describe likelyhood that our observation is a rule. If that likelyhood is huge then we call it "proven". On the contrary to math, where there is set of axioms from which you can actually derive every damn theorem you've ever heard in your fucking school.

I always wonder how come all those idiots who failed at school make all those crazy statements about science and actually think that what they say is true. Food for thought: if you sucked at math in school you're most likely a moron, so shut the fuck up and listen to the wise people, for your own sake.

a theory is a collection of facts used to explain a phenomenon. Evolution is a fact within a theory. Adaptation, natural slection blah blah\

theory is just a proven hypothesis. is still experimental tho. A theory evolves, just like people.

[paradoxno1]

The fact that men cannot suck their own dicks should be conclusive proof that evolution is bullshit.

[the trainer]

Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. Scientists believe this common ancestor existed
5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.

I should have read the rest of the thread - I was a little to late with the monkey fact eh.

Here we go again so this so called ancestor had two sons one was dumb and retarded so he evolved into a ape and the other had the brains so he evolved into a human, if you believe this horseshit then I have a bridge to sell you.

[A Professional]

The fact that men cannot suck their own dicks should be conclusive proof that evolution is bullshit.

Speak for yourself.

[berblexer]

Can someone post that comparisson pic of tbombz and a monkey?

[deceiver]

Can someone post that comparisson pic of tbombz and a monkey?

He's a link between apes and humans. More on the ape side tho.

[tbombz]

no such thing as a fact

[the trainer]

Well if I was to believe in evolution after looking at my dick i would say my ancestor is a horse and not a ape.

[aesthetics]

no such thing as a fact

2+2 = fact

[aesthetics]

also t-bombz, i fact yo' mother on top of your bed. how about that for a fact 

[Radical Plato]

no such thing as a fact

Now thats a FACT!

[Radical Plato]

2+2 = fact

Actually that is incorrect, mathematically 2 + 2 = 4

[Necrosis]

theory is just a proven hypothesis. is still experimental tho. A theory evolves, just like people.

that is not how it is used to explain a theory in science, that is the experimental design you are laying out there, it has no bearing on how it is used in science or natural sciences. The theory of evolution contains such facts as natrual selection, this collection of facts make sense under the meshwork of a theory.

you are confusing the scientific method with how theory is used in natural sciences.

[Hulkotron]

This is a theory, anyone with basic common sense would laugh at this theory, so i guess the so call ancestor did a coin toss and decided to give us the human genes and the brains, lucky us.

A theory, yes.  Things like this are hard to prove since there's so little evidence around these days.

There is a theory that says human ancestors started to walk upright to better display the genitalia and attract mates

[Necrosis]

Actually that is incorrect, mathematically 2 + 2 = 4

im laughing so fucking hard. lol.

[sync pulse]

When I go to the gym and I train my muscles, they get bigger to adapt to the weight, the human body is very good at adapting to his environment to survive we call this adaptation, not evolution, if evolution was real how come over the past 1,000 year we have not seen the monkeys evolving into humans like we did whats holding them back. evolution is a scam and only suckers believe it.

You don't quite have the concept right...you need to look up "natural selection"...Evolution happens because only members of a species that survive to have babies pass on their genetics...If you don't survive because of some local condition that kills you prematurely, you don't have kids that are like you are...The fact that plant/animal breeding works is evidence of evolution...It's the summation of the slight changes from generation to generation that is evolution.
In the case of breeding the evolution is human directed,...In the wild it is local conditions/nature/God that chose who has kids and how many.

[Hulkotron]

There's also the "Aquatic Ape" hypothesis.

[aesthetics]

Actually that is incorrect, mathematically 2 + 2 = 4

well, 2+2=4, is a fact. so when you add 2 to 2, you create a fact.

ergo, ipso facto: 2+2=fact

just blew your mind didn't i? welcome to the matrix, son; keep the change, ya' filthy animal.

[Kwon_2]

2+2 = fact

Actually that is incorrect, mathematically 2 + 2 = 4

[the trainer]

You don't quite have the concept right...you need to look up "natural selection"...Evolution happens because only members of a species that survive to have babies pass on their genetics...If you don't survive because of some local condition kills you prematurely, you don't have kids that are like you are...The fact that plant/animal breeding works is evidence of evolution...It's the summation of the slight changes from generation to generation that is evolution.

So I guess if I ask why no other animals have evolved and have gotten smart enough to create technology you would just say that they went a different way from the common ancestor, man talk about not using your common sense.

[Hulkotron]

Here is a question for getbiggers: 1/3 = 0.333333333...

true/false