Author Topic: WYHI (midget edition) (Read 5305 times)

JasonH · « **on:** January 28, 2012, 03:45:07 PM »

A dwarf prosecutor in is suing a man she called as a witness in a court case - after he broke down laughing in court at her size.
Silke Schoenfleisch-Backofen, 39, is a little lady with a big name, and an even greater sense of right and wrong.

She may stand only 3ft 8in high but Ms Schoenfleish-Backofen punches well above her legal weight as many villains in Frankfurt have found to their cost.

So when Russian-German Wadim Golanev, 25, cracked up in hysterics at the 'dwarf lady' in court during a case about theft, she was decidedly unimpressed.

Golanev was unable to answer her questions due to his hysterical laughter, pointing at her and singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho!' from Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

No-one else joined in. And before he left the witness box he was handed a hastily scrawled summons accusing him of 'obscene insults' and ordered to appear before a judge next month.

In legal circles Ms. Schoenfleisch-Backofen has the nickname 'Power Frau' - mighty woman.
She decided to become a lawyer after failing to get into medical school because of the dwarfism that hindered her growth - in immediately set about suing the health ministry for refusing her entry.
'What's big for me is not the physical measurements of the body, but what's big inside you,' she said.

She has been a prosecutor at the Frankfurt State Court for eight years, mostly dealing with business law although she has done the odd murder case.

She first hit the headlines in Germany in 2006 when textile heir Andreas Grimm, 25, was killed. She successfully prosecuted his best friend even though the victim's body has never been found.

bradistani · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:07:18 PM »

its her short fat stubby fingers and stump legs tha make me feel ill

YoungBlood · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:09:32 PM »

Wouldn't think twice about it. My pants are already down waiting for her.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:11:06 PM »

Nice face but her limbs look all gimpy and badly fucked-up - even for a midget.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:11:32 PM »

After reading that I'd better say 'yes,' or risk getting sued for alienation of affection.

BIG DUB · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:13:49 PM »

I had to laugh myself at the Hi Ho part..

tu_holmes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:15:51 PM »

I would, but she's a bitch for suing someone for laughing at her... That's how shit goes.

I didn't know it was against the law to laugh at people now.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:21:09 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 28, 2012, 04:11:32 PM

After reading that I'd better say 'yes,' or risk getting sued for alienation of affection.

LMAO

TrueGrit · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:22:50 PM »

To be fair, you really can't fuck around like that in a courtroom when called as a witness. He is fortunate he is not getting hit with a contempt of court charge. He must be a bit of a thick c.unt to start doing what he did in that environment.

Court is not the place to fuck around and be frivolous.

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:23:54 PM »

Quote from: JasonH on January 28, 2012, 03:45:07 PM

Golanev was unable to answer her questions due to his hysterical laughter, pointing at her and singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho!' from Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

Getbig Username?

YoungBlood · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:27:39 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on January 28, 2012, 04:15:51 PM

I would, but she's a bitch for suing someone for laughing at her... That's how shit goes.

I didn't know it was against the law to laugh at people now.

Laugh at someone, that's fine. Doing so in the court of law is quite stupid.

And then the guy continued with pointing and singing Hi ho hi ho...I'm surprised the judge didn't fine him right there.

There is a place and time to do things, court is not one of them.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:29:47 PM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on January 28, 2012, 04:27:39 PM

Laugh at someone, that's fine. Doing so in the court of law is quite stupid.

And then the guy continued with pointing and singing Hi ho hi ho...I'm surprised the judge didn't fine him right there.

There is a place and time to do things, court is not one of them.

I agree completely. In a US court I think he'd be lucky not to be arrested there and then.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:41:39 PM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on January 28, 2012, 04:27:39 PM

Laugh at someone, that's fine. Doing so in the court of law is quite stupid.

And then the guy continued with pointing and singing Hi ho hi ho...I'm surprised the judge didn't fine him right there.

There is a place and time to do things, court is not one of them.

That's the point though... the Judge didn't do anything.

Why does this woman feel the need to assert her "dominance" because she was laughed at in court? Why didn't she summon the judge?

This little teeny bitch has a Napoleon complex apparently.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:42:38 PM »

T-rex · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:45:47 PM »

That's gotta suck having an 8-9 face on a midget body. Depending on what kind and amount of substances I've taken and if theres no way anyone would ever find out and I have a hypnosis appointment to erase the memory the following day..................... ....I'd hit it. Just for the shear freak factor of it, same goes for FBB's and fattie fats . Ahhhh I'm a sick fuck.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:58:48 PM »

Quote from: T-rex on January 28, 2012, 04:45:47 PM

That's gotta suck having an 8-9 face on a midget body. Depending on what kind and amount of substances I've taken and if theres no way anyone would ever find out and I have a hypnosis appointment to erase the memory the following day..................... ....I'd hit it. Just for the shear freak factor of it, same goes for FBB's and fattie fats . Ahhhh I'm a sick fuck.

I agree, the face is really cute. You could build a blowjob machine for her - basically a box with a hole cut in it , she sits in the box with just her head poking out. She couldn't use that midget hand as I think it could kill a hardon with one touch.

Not sure if she'd be up for it though.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on January 28, 2012, 04:42:38 PM

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All booty with no chest. Being a midget is no excuse for having zero tits.

T-rex · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:09:37 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on January 28, 2012, 04:58:48 PM

I agree, the face is really cute. You could build a blowjob machine for her - basically a box with a hole cut in it , she sits in the box with just her head poking out. She couldn't use that midget hand as I think it could kill a hardon with one touch.

Not sure if she'd be up for it though.

I like where your heads at(no homolina). Dude we gotta move on this opportunity. 'The midget box', 'for those moments when you got beer blinders in full effect, its last call, and you desperately need release'. This is flesh light ipad territory brotha.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:24:35 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on January 28, 2012, 04:41:39 PM

the Judge didn't do anything.

Why does this woman feel the need to assert her "dominance" because she was laughed at in court? Why didn't she summon the judge?

A) The Judge doesn't mean that all judges will or not. In one case a judge may decide that it is wrong or not, and another judge might rule against the other judge. They are JUDGES. They judge what they deem right and wrong based on prior cases and precedents set by previous trials.

The judge probably didn't do anything, probably because it didn't have relevance to the case at hand. Given that the girl now sues the guy that laughed at her, if the judge resides over that case, he/she may very well throw the book at the guy.

B) You see it as the woman exuding dominance. The woman sees it as trying to make sure dwarfs aren't laughed at in a court of law in the future. Or at the very least if she goes to trial with it she will hope that people think twice.

There's frivolous lawsuits, like the McDonald's hot coffee being spilled.
And there's cases that have some moral merit and can be good for society.

BIG DUB · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on January 28, 2012, 04:42:38 PM

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Would Bang..

tu_holmes · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:33:21 PM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on January 28, 2012, 05:24:35 PM

A) The Judge doesn't mean that all judges will or not. In one case a judge may decide that it is wrong or not, and another judge might rule against the other judge. They are JUDGES. They judge what they deem right and wrong based on prior cases and precedents set by previous trials.

The judge probably didn't do anything, probably because it didn't have relevance to the case at hand. Given that the girl now sues the guy that laughed at her, if the judge resides over that case, he/she may very well throw the book at the guy.

B) You see it as the woman exuding dominance. The woman sees it as trying to make sure dwarfs aren't laughed at in a court of law in the future. Or at the very least if she goes to trial with it she will hope that people think twice.

There's frivolous lawsuits, like the McDonald's hot coffee being spilled.
And there's cases that have some moral merit and can be good for society.

A. In a court of law... The judge presiding OWNS that courtroom... period. If she had a problem with how the courtroom is being run, take it up with the person who is presiding... You know... The judge.

B. This is extremely frivolous. She's short... wah. Welcome to the world little midget chick.

I'm not saying she's not smart, and isn't a good attorney. I'm saying that she's another whiner... Woh is me... Waaah!!!

If she was as "tough" as she claims, she would have simply let the clown finish his laughter... walked up to him and said, now that we are done with your nonsense, can we get on to why we are here?

That would be tough... Showing that this shit doesn't phase her is TOUGH.

All she showed this time is that she's another "woh is me" woman who can't take it.

Harden the fuck up.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2012, 06:21:14 PM »

Id nail her then ask her to get that change under my couch that i cant reach.....in applachia we call that a 'twofer'

Wiggs · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2012, 01:59:22 AM »

I would fuck that black midget.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2012, 02:33:26 AM »

She shouldn't make such a big thing out of this.....

Btw, she's the size of Wong Hongs head alone..

Parker · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2012, 02:57:11 AM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on January 28, 2012, 04:15:51 PM

I would, but she's a bitch for suing someone for laughing at her... That's how shit goes.

I didn't know it was against the law to laugh at people now.

She has a chip on her shoulder---she sues when she doesn't measure up...and if you bottom her out, she'll sue you for being more than she can take (again, her not measuring up).