i just can't seem to get a fucking break!

[pedro01]

I fucking hate periods. It's denied me from getting pussy far too many times to count. They always happen at the most inconvenient times too

I love periods. I get blow jobs.

[FAST LANE]

Damn that sucks bro.

I was balls deep in a Vietnamese pussy all weekend.

HAHA!!

[FAST LANE]

Get a bj.

problem solved

x2 I like your style 

[OptimusPrime1980]

no shit? I can see if she has a kid and not bringing him back to her place but wtf

like i said... it's normal here...i live in brasil....
and the situation calls for it....
but really what is wrong with a motel?

[Stavios]

like i said... it's normal here...i live in brasil....
and the situation calls for it....
but really what is wrong with a motel?

it's dirty and creepy 

[Hulkotron]

She's not really on her period, she just changed her mind about humping you, hth.

[che]

like i said... it's normal here...i live in brasil....
and the situation calls for it....
but really what is wrong with a motel?

Different cultures, they don't understand.

[Archer77]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

Still early in the period.  Hit it while its still "low flow"

[Brocty]

Just ask her to perform a lumpkin, things will be smooth as fuk

[OptimusPrime1980]

it's dirty and creepy 

maybe in canada my friend.....overhere in brasil it's normal....
couples do it all the time....  very nice motels..... swimmingpool.. mirrors everywhere...
stops things from getting boring ...

[OptimusPrime1980]

Different cultures, they don't understand.

yeah just because motels are creepy in usa and canada ..... doesn't mean the rest of the world is the same...
pretty short sighted... lol...

[newmom]

a man that earns his red wings is a OKAY in my book LMAO

[Brocty]

a man that earns his red wings is a OKAY in my book LMAO

were the wings white before the period blood discharged all over?

[newmom]

were the wings white before the period blood discharged all over?

that's gross. The woman should be wearing the plug in if he dines..naw what i mean

[hematocritter]

When I was a drug addict but still on testosterone, I had serious mental issues,
my coke headed whore of an ex and I would bang non stop, whenever
she was on her period I would smear that shit down my face and fuck the bitch
like I was Braveheart.

[Thespritz0]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

^^
You don't have a Mistress on the side for times like this??  Why do you need a Motel?

[Stavios]

When I was a drug addict but still on testosterone, I had serious mental issues,
my coke headed whore of an ex and I would bang non stop, whenever
she was on her period I would smear that shit down my face and fuck the bitch
like I was Braveheart.

lmfao

[dustin]

Menstruation of peace.















Hahaha sorry to hear about the bad luck though, bro. I can see why she felt that way but you know what? The longer you put off, the more she's going to want to ride you like a savage beast. When women get ravenous for the cock it's a good thing. Think of the long run. If you like this chick then you're good to go... you'll just have blue balls for a bit.

[sync pulse]

well overhere that is normal stavios..... i live in brasil remember....
every streetcorner here has a motel..... purely for couples.. lol..
mirrors, swimmingpool.... the works.... !

Houston as well...

[Cleanest Natural]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

it's life's way of saving your ass from something you do not need. Move on

[OptimusPrime1980]

Menstruation of peace.















Hahaha sorry to hear about the bad luck though, bro. I can see why she felt that way but you know what? The longer you put off, the more she's going to want to ride you like a savage beast. When women get ravenous for the cock it's a good thing. Think of the long run. If you like this chick then you're good to go... you'll just have blue balls for a bit.

yeah i know bro...
and you are right... i could call some whore and fuck the shit of of her... but i would feel like a piece of shit afterwards...
this girl is special... i sound like a queer now.... but really.... she is different...
nice girl, beautyfull, cute face, sweet.... she is worth some trouble... and blue balls...lol!
but she is gonna pay! i am going to the farmacia and buy some proviron.... 100mg right before we have sex ...  

[dustin]

yeah i know bro...
and you are right... i could call some whore and fuck the shit of of her... but i would feel like a piece of shit afterwards...
this girl is special... i sound like a queer now.... but really.... she is different...
nice girl, beautyfull, cute face, sweet.... she is worth some trouble... and blue balls...lol!
but she is gonna pay! i am going to the farmacia and buy some proviron.... 100mg right before we have sex ...  

Hahaha that's the spirit!!

It was like that with my wife... got all those faggy lovey feelings and all that gay stuff, but to my surprise she was the one that actually pushed me to get into the sac when I thought she wasn't ever going to put out. I was actually prepared to wait until marriage because I thought that's what she was all about. I love a woman that takes charges though. She was a virgin too so it felt good to be the only one to slap her around and defile her. Or maybe it was the other way around.

[OptimusPrime1980]

it's life's way of saving your ass from something you do not need. Move on

yes my friend, i have thought about it that way....
but you know, it's that female voodoo they put on ya....
i am doomed.... 

[Cleanest Natural]

yes my friend, i have thought about it that way....
but you know, it's that female voodoo they put on ya....
i am doomed.... 

I know: it's called being a retard and horny. It happens to me all the time 

[T-rex]

When I was a drug addict but still on testosterone, I had serious mental issues,
my coke headed whore of an ex and I would bang non stop, whenever
she was on her period I would smear that shit down my face and fuck the bitch
like I was Braveheart.

Fucking hardcore. Even without being fucked up I still go down on my girl and fuck her. I have earned my Redwings 10x over. It just seems so fucking primal. Her pussy blood all over your face and cock. Like you just survived an ambush in Nam. Oh, and more stories like that please. I always skim through the BS posts to find these gems. Carry on.