I won't finish 5th because I don't play.
The team I support, Tottenham Hotspur, has hit a run of poor form and may very well finish out of the top four. There is still time, of course, for Uncle Harry to right the ship.
Supporting a team, but keeping results in proper perspective, is the key to enjoying sports.
How prescient my response turned out to be. Ironic that Tottenham Hotspur managed to hold on to fourth position, only to be denied a spot in next year's Champions League due to the rare occurence of a team outside the top four winning this year's CL trophy.