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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2012, 02:27:46 PM »
Outed.


Sign me up I need some of this shit.

Obviously you're capable of putting very large things in your mouth


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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2012, 02:40:28 PM »
I ate that burger at the original heart attack grill in chandler Arizona... Waitress dress up in naughty nurse outfits and wheel u out in a wheel chair to your car If u finish the burger



They are not the best looking girls 4 or 5 at best the only day I went there




I got a couple palpitations just seeing the prices in the background.


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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2012, 02:48:40 PM »
Wouldn't have happened if they served Deer meat
or kangaroo...
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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2012, 02:52:38 PM »
or kangaroo...

Or Ostrich Burgers. 

They say ostrich has more fat, but you eat more of it.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2012, 03:01:33 PM »
Obviously you're capable of putting very large things in your mouth



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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2012, 03:05:54 PM »
looks delicious

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2012, 03:22:21 PM »
My friends wanted to go but I cant fathom eating that crap, thats just insane.
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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2012, 03:50:06 PM »
My friends wanted to go but I cant fathom eating that crap, thats just insane.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2012, 04:30:54 PM »
....and lawsuit. bye bye grill.
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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2012, 06:35:20 PM »
....and lawsuit. bye bye grill.

  Actually, NO LAWSUIT. Why? Because of a joke. The entire grill was intended as a joke, and they put the "warning" at the entrance of the grill as a joke:

  "Eating at this restaurant is not good for your health."

  Even though it was intended as a joke, it is a LEGALLY VALID WARNING. The grill's lawyer can argue that the restaurant warned it's customers that could happen, hence there is no legal basis for a suit.

  Also, no one gets an infarction from eating at a restaurant once: you get it from having consistently high LDL levels and low HDL levels for years from eating too much saturated fat and sugar.

  So even without that warning, the restaurant lawyer's could argue that the meal he ate at the restaurant contributed 0.0000001% to the artery clogging that he had that led to the heart attack, and thus the restaurant should pay only 0.0000001% of the law suit money.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2012, 07:36:50 PM »
fucking disgusting



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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2012, 07:38:01 PM »
fucking disgusting



yeah, get those fucking tomatoes out of the burgers!!! >:(
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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2012, 09:13:44 PM »


Would want a side of mayo , myself.


Is this a joke ???? Hahahahahahaha ! Unfiltered cigs are on the fuckin' menu ???? WOW ! Hahahahahah !

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2012, 10:20:37 PM »
  Lol, this is almost too good to be true. Dude has a myocardial infarction in the famous restaurant. Can anyone say...

  EPIC FAIL? ;D

 


 


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Why is this so funny? Will people laugh if keel over from a cardiac arrest from smoking too much crack? Fuck you're a dumbass.

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« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2012, 11:00:05 PM »
Why is this so funny? Will people laugh if keel over from a cardiac arrest from smoking too much crack? Fuck you're a dumbass.

  This sentence is so incoherent I couldn't understand it. Something about crack not supposed to be funny and a cardiac arrest. Oh, and you calling me a dumbass. Was this supposed to be an attempt of yours at being ironic ??? Because the words "Coach" and "dumbass" go together like "Heart Attack Grill" and "cardiac arrest".

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« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2012, 11:07:15 PM »
  This sentence is so incoherent I couldn't understand it. Something about crack not supposed to be funny and a cardiac arrest. Oh, and you calling me a dumbass. Was this supposed to be an attempt of yours at being ironic ??? Because the words "Coach" and "dumbass" go together like "Heart Attack Grill" and "cardiac arrest".

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Maybe because you're a retard. Great answer though, you've lived up to your expectations.

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« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2012, 11:17:18 PM »
Maybe because you're a retard. Great answer though, you've lived up to your expectations.

  I couldn't understand your sentence due to the many errors of grammar and synthatical coherence. It is not my fault that you are a dumbass who cannot properly write the English language.

  Seriously, "Coach", you are one of the dumbest motherfucke.rs in this board together with Johnny Falcon.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2012, 11:23:35 PM »
  I couldn't understand your sentence due to the many errors of grammar and synthatical coherence. It is not my fault that you are a dumbass who cannot properly write the English language.

  Seriously, "Coach", you are one of the dumbest motherfucke.rs in this board together with Johnny Falcon.

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Thats great. You're better at grammar than you are at training, drug and nutrition advice. Maybe you should mod a kindergarten forum instead. 

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2012, 01:52:10 AM »
Why is this so funny? Will people laugh if keel over from a cardiac arrest from smoking too much crack? Fuck you're a dumbass.

Learn English before typing and you might look less stupid.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2012, 02:10:04 AM »
Thats great. You're better at grammar than you are at training, drug and nutrition advice. Maybe you should mod a kindergarten forum instead. 
you should share all your drug advice and show him how its done

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2012, 02:12:05 AM »
you should share all your drug advice and show him how its done

will never happen.  Coach slams 2 grams a week minimum but claims it's HRT.

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2012, 02:24:13 AM »
will never happen.  Coach slams 2 grams a week minimum but claims it's HRT.
he claims hes on 200ng test 200mg deca , he has also admitted to using parabolan and anadrol in the past , i would like him to go more in depth with the cycles he was doing in the 70's and 80's

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« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2012, 02:26:35 AM »
he claims hes on 200ng test 200mg deca , he has also admitted to using parabolan and anadrol in the past , i would like him to go more in depth with the cycles he was doing in the 70's and 80's

LOL..The 70's?  How old do you think Coach is?

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« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2012, 02:38:29 AM »
  This sentence is so incoherent I couldn't understand it. Something about crack not supposed to be funny and a cardiac arrest. Oh, and you calling me a dumbass. Was this supposed to be an attempt of yours at being ironic ??? Because the words "Coach" and "dumbass" go together like "Heart Attack Grill" and "cardiac arrest".

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Hahahaha x100

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Re: Lol! Guy Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill!! LMAOOOO!!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2012, 02:48:57 AM »
LOL..The 70's?  How old do you think Coach is?
coach is 54 , hes been juicing since high school