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Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« on: February 23, 2012, 09:16:27 AM »
All the new pro bodybuilders of today cannot do these 3 simple things maybe one but not all.

1. chin ups with proper form
2. do an entire training session without sitting down.
3. do a vacuum pose. 

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 09:29:41 AM »
4-train with passion
5-avoid smith machine
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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 09:31:41 AM »
6-do full reps

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 09:33:30 AM »
7. NOT advertise a worthless product

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 09:34:13 AM »
7 full range of motion of squat


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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 09:36:20 AM »
fit into anything but XXL sweatpants that people who shop at walmart in scooters wear.

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 09:41:56 AM »
6-do full reps


but wes.....they are keeping constant tension on the muscle, and just look at their size....its obviously working for them

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 09:42:45 AM »
I guess it's good then that none of these things go into the judging of a bodybuilding competition lol.

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 09:44:20 AM »
but wes.....they are keeping constant tension on the muscle, and just look at their size....its obviously working for them
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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 10:03:03 AM »
All sushi!

Stacked with Reeses PB ice cream....

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 10:05:21 AM »
Stacked with Reeses PB ice cream....
Well of course,that goes without saying!  ;D

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 10:30:47 AM »
I'm gonna ponder on this filt while I sip on my pineapple and venison smoothie

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 10:33:59 AM »
I'm gonna ponder on this filt while I sip on my pineapple and venison smoothie
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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 10:43:22 AM »
8. Completing a workout without an air mask & mouthpiece

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 11:02:37 AM »
9. stop trading bj's for gear in the back room

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 01:10:36 PM »
Peel for lonnie

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 01:54:15 PM »
cannot train unless tren is in veins 24/7,,,,

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2012, 02:07:56 PM »

3. do a vacuum pose. 


And I fukin' thank god for this every day !!


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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2012, 02:10:05 PM »
Count to ten. that's applicable in their house, Restaurant, seaworld,diy store, et cetera too though...
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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
control their ever expanding guts

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2012, 02:17:37 PM »
All the new pro bodybuilders of today cannot do these 3 simple things maybe one but not all.

1. chin ups with proper form
2. do an entire training session without sitting down.
3. do a vacuum pose. 



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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2012, 02:25:48 PM »
10. Can't wear skinny jeans.....

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2012, 02:35:23 PM »
All the new pro bodybuilders of today cannot do these 3 simple things maybe one but not all.

1. chin ups with proper form
2. do an entire training session without sitting down.
3. do a vacuum pose. 

4. string together a correct sentence
5. say something original or funny
6. look awake and full of energy

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2012, 02:39:20 PM »
10. Can't wear skinny jeans.....

Only faggs wear them

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Re: Things new pro bodybuilders cannot do in the gym
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2012, 02:46:57 PM »