Saw some young Asian punk, (easily under 25 for sure), trying to drive one of these yesterday, although I gotta say I think it looks better in pictures. I couldnt even tell what it was at first becasue the trident was removed, some customized work done to it as well, but it def. still makes you look as it passes by.

Looks good, sounds good, looks fast, sounds fast, but a BMW 1 series would embarass it.
My 1987 Ford Taurus had the nickname "Birth Control", because I wasn't going to get any play with that, unless she really liked me. In the winter the rear dampeners/shocks would collapse, and the door locks would all of a sudden unlock and lock, like the car was possessed.
The final blow? When it was sitting on the street and somebody put a tie-rod throught the windshield.