oh brother lol, where did you hear that shit?
Naan bread is for when regular shitty white sugary bread is not shitty enough and you want to push the shitty boat out a bit further (nutritionally speaking of course)
When I grab a curry, I always have large meat dish (not a horrible oily or creamy one) and a large Dosa, which is a south indian type of carb side. Kind of like a pancake but really thick and light/fluffy. Almost no oil and made entirely from rice so great if wanting to avoid wheat/oil/sugar.