Author Topic: Michael Bay changes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles origins (Read 3370 times)

Parker · « **on:** March 22, 2012, 10:40:34 PM »

No longer are they "mutants", but they are "aliens"
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/showbiz/movies/bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ew/index.html?iref=obinsite

Wiggs · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:46:11 PM »

what an asshole.

SamsonD · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:57:38 PM »

WTF? It's not even the same thing then? How fucking gay can you get...

BIG DUB · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:02:21 PM »

will not watch..

A Professional · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:05:33 PM »

Haha retarded

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:09:25 PM »

Alien turtles? Worse the Howard the duck :/

Where is splinter the rat from? Another realm or demension?

Wouldn't be surprised if this douchebag Bay (not GB's BAY) changes Casey from white hockey player to KayC a black basketball player

theheman · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:17:06 PM »

Gh15's right again. They just can't come up w/something new. They just have to take something made in the 80's or prior and package it in a new way to sell it.

Dipadidu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:18:02 PM »

The teenage mutant ninja turtles aren't mutants anymore??? WTF is wrong with this guy?

I bet they aren't teenage or ninjas or turtles anymore too.

He will call them Aged Alien Samurai Skunks

Nails · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:21:16 PM »

Now I understand why Megan Fox called this pile of shit "Hitler"

BOW · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:49:27 PM »

Quote from: theheman on March 22, 2012, 11:17:06 PM

Gh15's right again. They just can't come up w/something new. They just have to take something made in the 80's or prior and package it in a new way to sell it.

true but i would love to see a robocop remake done right. Look what they did with iron man. Robocop could even be more badass with todays tech.

jwb · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:53:04 PM »

Quote from: BOW on March 22, 2012, 11:49:27 PM

true but i would love to see a robocop remake done right. Look what they did with iron man. Robocop could even be more badass with todays tech.

The matte paintings in robocop still look good today.

Aussie Duffman · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:56:32 PM »

Quote from: BOW on March 22, 2012, 11:49:27 PM

true but i would love to see a robocop remake done right. Look what they did with iron man. Robocop could even be more badass with todays tech.

they are redoing the first was spossed to be out 2010 still not started tho

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:53:38 AM »

Quote from: jwb on March 22, 2012, 11:53:04 PM

The matte paintings in robocop still look good today.

One thing looked like shit though...

Emmortal · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:13:34 AM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on March 23, 2012, 12:53:38 AM

One thing looked like shit though...

Notice how the arms, if completely extended, would go down to his shins =)

Desolate · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:37:00 AM »

Michael Bay is an asshole.

He makes shit and it makes money.

That's the problem.

He makes three awful Transformer movies and they make billions of dollars. And that doesn't even count his other shitfests.

He is said to be worth three-hundred million. Maybe more.

So he thinks he craps gold because little jerkoffs actually go and pay money to see his shit.

He thinks he can do no wrong now.

He actually told TMNT fans to relax over this. It was a story on AICN.

This is what happens when a talentless douche becomes an insane egomaniac who thinks he is actually God's gift to filmmaking.

KevinP85 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:58:23 AM »

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles $:-\$

BigCyp · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:00:49 AM »

Whats the fkn point?

Oh brother now my childhood memories are not even safe anymore

DBX · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:04:22 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 23, 2012, 03:00:49 AM

Whats the fkn point?

Oh brother now my childhood memories are not even safe anymore

its probably better that way, especially the memory's of your uncle

BigCyp · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:10:19 AM »

Quote from: DBX on March 23, 2012, 03:04:22 AM

its probably better that way, especially the memory's of your uncle

Yes those one's are still sore memories, oh brother especially that time when he took me fishing in the middle of the forest with no lake and no fishing rods in the car. I had a funny feeling the whole drive there

Papper · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:16:11 AM »

Quote from: theheman on March 22, 2012, 11:17:06 PM

Gh15's right again. They just can't come up w/something new. They just have to take something made in the 80's or prior and package it in a new way to sell it.

please dont accredit gh15 like that is his original thought

Everyone knows this since years, plain as a day

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:20:11 AM »

Quote from: Emmortal on March 23, 2012, 01:13:34 AM

Notice how the arms, if completely extended, would go down to his shins =)

Also the perspective seems to make very little sense (the "ratio" between the building he is falling from and the other buildings that I guess are supposed to be atleast 10-20 stories high themselves).

JasonH · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2012, 05:11:47 AM »

I seem to remember when I was a kid and the Turtles came out they were called "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles", not "ninja" turtles - anyone else remember this? I think they changed it for UK or European audiences for some reason.

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2012, 05:26:28 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on March 23, 2012, 05:11:47 AM

I seem to remember when I was a kid and the Turtles came out they were called "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles", not "ninja" turtles - anyone else remember this? I think they changed it for UK or European audiences for some reason.

They changed it for Euro audiences because the "Ninja" was deemed too violent for kids. They removed Raphael's sais, and Leonardo's sword.

Just like in America, He-Man couldn't been seen beating dudes up, so he would throw them, and in GI Joe, they couldn't show blood or people gettig hit, until GI Joe: The Movie.
Also, TMNT didn't start getting really good until 2005-2008, in terms of action.

Now mind you, Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies---they were very violent cartoons, complete with dynamite, beatings, punching, hitting with boards, and sexual references.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2012, 05:31:05 AM »

I was a big fan of the cartoon around the late 90's......they had a succsessful run......the only cartoon that keeps me interested these days are the Avengers. they were suppose to have New episodes this year, I haven't seen any so far.....the story lines are very good

Parker · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2012, 05:37:01 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on March 23, 2012, 05:31:05 AM

I was a big fan of the cartoon around the late 90's......they had a succsessful run......the only cartoon that keeps me interested these days are the Avengers. they were suppose to have New episodes this year, I haven't seen any so far.....the story lines are very good

I actually liked Jackie Chan and The Batman (done by the same people who did Jackie Chan) and Spawn.