Deatctivated my account about 3 weeks ago....never been happier
My view of facebook as a 35 year old male is:
-religious people were pissing me off daily
-posts about new miracle suppliments by fat fucks pissing me off daily(advocare,body by vi, shakology)
-small town dipshits with no education preaching about politics when having no exposer to reality pissing me off daily
-taking my getbig posting style to facebook pisses everyone else off daily
Fuck facebook!
Deactivated my in 2009. I got sick of;
Fat, ugly people posting every single detail of their miserable fucking lives with idiotic updates.
'Michelle is walking to her car' . Seriously? You SERIOUSLY stopped for a minute to post that?? 2min later.. 'Michelle is in her car' ....... Lord.
'I just woke up. That was a great sleep' ..
Wish you died while sleeping you fucking idiot so you could spare me trudging through the excrement that falls from your brain.
The religious weirdos. 'Praise God, Give him your life!!!' . Praise Satan! Glory to him!
A 50 year old fat mom posting things such as 'Hey Jay, whatZ up d00d!' . /facepalm
People posting 3030820940239402934 pics of their new born babies, ecstatically go on how beautiful he/she is. Hmm, not really. Looks like wrinkled up, ugly screaming alien.
People (girls usually) posting shit such as 'I love *********. He is my world. My everything. Without him my life wouldn't be worth living. I love you baby, forever'. Sweet Jesus. Do you know he probably spend 80% of his internet-time jacking off to porn whilst dreaming of banging every chick that so much as look at him.
Then the pseudo 'deep thinkers'. 'Love means wanting the other person to be happy, even if that means they can't stay with you' or some shit like that. Usually single, dysfunctional having spent years convincing themselves that they're enlightened and that the world don't deserve people like them.
The artists. Tortured souls on the verge of suicide for their art whilst living off benefits and government handouts. Would usually steal quotes from actual great artists and pass it off as their own. 'I saw an angel in the marble and carved until I set her free'.
The man-haters. Usually fat, oily, spending 10 hours a day on Facebook taking pot shots at men since they have nothing better to do and couldn't get a stray dog to fuck them.
Finally, the ones that quit Facebook and make a big deal out of it in their status updates. 'I'm leaving all this, see you in real life' .... only to be back two days later after realizing they don't have a real life.
And so on ..
No thanks. Zero interest in social media or having to read what morons think and do with their lives. Nobody is that interesting.
/meltdown