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Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« on: March 26, 2012, 12:50:40 PM »


I sat there and said holy shit when he started singing (no homo).

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 01:01:06 PM »
lol, that fat kid gets owned everyday he looks in the mirror.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 01:04:05 PM »
lol, that fat kid gets owned everyday he looks in the mirror.
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excellent point

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 01:14:39 PM »
lol, that fat kid gets owned everyday he looks in the mirror.

LOL

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 01:18:12 PM »
Who knew FatAlice could sing?

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 01:58:46 PM »
lol, that fat kid gets owned everyday he looks in the mirror.
Hahaha, so true.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 02:08:53 PM »
Who knew FatAlice could sing had a friend?

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 02:15:47 PM »


my keen memory recognizes this judge as David Walliams from this bb skit

that's why you posted this right because i don't feel like the opera star was merely off season here..

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 02:34:18 PM »
I gotta admit I felt really happy for the kid, he was absolutely awesome. Fuck you haters because this kid will fulfill his dreams in this shitty life!!

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2012, 02:39:08 PM »
i wasn't waiting for that.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2012, 03:40:09 PM »
I hope no harm ever comes to that kid.

He looks so vulnerable.

Fantastic performance

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2012, 03:45:42 PM »
I gotta admit I felt really happy for the kid, he was absolutely awesome. Fuck you haters because this kid will fulfill his dreams in this shitty life!!
No he won't. Look what happened to Ruben S., who could better than this kid.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2012, 03:46:49 PM »
nice rack

on the gal that is  :D

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2012, 03:48:58 PM »
Great post Mattyh7688

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 03:50:22 PM »
It's all so obviously scripted (at least on the judges part).

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2012, 05:44:05 PM »
sadly, i think at some point the friend will leave him. she has been used to him being more or less a pet , she says she is his protector.  he will get more confident, he will start getting a lot of attention, as they get a little odler he may be able to take his talents to the theater, and she will become jealous.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2012, 05:51:03 PM »
It's scripted, judges part etc.... but they should be singing Lion King soundtracks, etc.....

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2012, 06:36:35 PM »
sadly, i think at some point the friend will leave him. she has been used to him being more or less a pet , she says she is his protector.  he will get more confident, he will start getting a lot of attention, as they get a little odler he may be able to take his talents to the theater, and she will become jealous.
If he makes it big in Opera(lol), she will stick along for the ride for any money as his manager/wife. She will fake loving him and disgustingly have sex with him twice a year, while this kid is probably deeply in love with the girl. She will piggyback off the fame and money for as long as his 60 BMI will take him.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2012, 07:07:00 PM »
Heard about this, didn't see actually here the fat dude sing before.

Props to him for that.

I always wondered why fatties ended up with voices like this - and if they'd lose the voice if they lost the chubby..

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 04:37:47 AM »
He looks just like Peter Kay`s piss take character "Geraldine",the one he did that takes the piss out of all these reality shows.


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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2012, 04:46:02 AM »


I sat there and said holy shit when he started singing (no homo).
how exactly did he "own" simon? by singing ?

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2012, 04:51:01 AM »
Fat dude wont sell an album - Crushed by overwhelming self esteem issues due to having the body of a marshmallow - without his woman by his side to protect him - he wont last 5 secs!
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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2012, 05:06:17 AM »
Fat dude wont sell an album - Crushed by overwhelming self esteem issues due to having the body of a marshmallow - without his woman by his side to protect him - he wont last 5 secs!

ROFL, His problem is not the fact that he's fat. Your look has NOTHING to do with self-confidence. Just look at bodybuilders and how diffident some of them are. It's all in his head.

By the way at least I didn't get the impression that they are a couple. I didn't watch whole thing tho.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2012, 05:13:58 AM »
he'll be getting some pussy soon..good for the kid.

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Re: Fat Kid owns Simon Cowell on Britian's Got Talent
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2012, 10:30:30 AM »
It's all so obviously scripted (at least on the judges part).

Yepp. And its beginning to shine through.. Paul potts opened the way and now they recreate this bc it works. All about ratings i.e. money bla bla...