OK....what if the "END" really happened ??

[Palpatine Q]

 be it civil war with the negroes and Mexicans , or a zombie apocalypse ??

The question is if the shit really did hit the fan, what would you do, and how would you survive ?

I would take my family to my brother's house. he's a survivalist, and he's got a fucking armory and dry goods that can feed us for a long time, and his house backs up to a lake, so we don't have to defend two fronts.

[dr.chimps]

I'd use my head. Not worried about being able to out-think armed simps like 3.14, or zombies, which is about the same threat level.

[makaveli25]

be it civil war with the negroes and Mexicans , or a zombie apocalypse ??

The question is if the shit really did hit the fan, what would you do, and how would you survive ?

I would take my family to my brother's house. he's a survivalist, and he's got a fucking armory and dry goods that can feed us for a long time, and his house backs up to a lake, so we don't have to defend two fronts.

Would he want you there? Maybe he has enough just to feed his family. You should have a good stock of your own stuff.

I live in an appartment far away from any family. I would have to join up with another group. I'm well armed have a lot of supplies.

[tommywishbone]

I would train more for symmetry as opposed to mass. Everyone knows symmetry wins.  

[ChevChelios]

I would train more for symmetry as opposed to mass. Everyone knows symmetry wins.  

agreed,even the zombies appreciate a quality meal over one bulk shit 

[tommywishbone]

agreed,even the zombies appreciate a quality meal over one bulk shit 

     Hey! Wait a minute, in that case my plan would backfire, as the zombie bastards would go after me. God damn it!

[Army of One]

   Hey! Wait a minute, in that case my plan would backfire, as the zombie bastards would go after me. God damn it!

Zombies go for brain mass, so everyone in this forum would be safe.

[ChevChelios]

  Hey! Wait a minute, in that case my plan would backfire, as the zombie bastards would go after me. God damn it!

Find a way of telling them tbombz exact location  

[Zé galinha]

the guys that have been on hormones would eat alive the naturals and rule the world 

[Irongrip400]

I would train more for symmetry as opposed to mass. Everyone knows symmetry wins.  

This right here is why I dig this site. Try explainIng why it's funny to a non getbigger, and you would get a blank stare. Funny shit. That being said, I would grab my long rifle and head for the wood line.

[wes]

Zombies go for brain mass, so everyone in this forum would be safe.

[King Shizzo]

A shotgun, and some shock tarts 

[tommywishbone]

A shotgun, and some shock tarts  

You mean pop tarts!

[King Shizzo]

You mean pop tarts!

Dutch farts

[BayGBM]

I love apocalyptic films but good ones are hard to find.

Knowing (2009)  Nicolas Cage film about the end of the world
Last Night (1998)  a film about the last night of the world.
28 Days Later (2002) Not the end but a great zombie film
Night of the living Dead (1990) Not literally the end but a good zombie film

Those just popped into my head.  Any recommendations?

[Grape Ape]

Just set this up:

[Cleanest Natural]

be it civil war with the negroes and Mexicans , or a zombie apocalypse ??

The question is if the shit really did hit the fan, what would you do, and how would you survive ?

I would take my family to my brother's house. he's a survivalist, and he's got a fucking armory and dry goods that can feed us for a long time, and his house backs up to a lake, so we don't have to defend two fronts.

Plus you'd still be 250 lbs cause you are naturally over 200 lbs since highschool.

[King Shizzo]

I love apocalyptic films but good ones are hard to find.

Knowing (2009)  Nicolas Cage film about the end of the world
Last Night (1998)  a film about the last night of the world.
28 Days Later (2002) Not the end but a great zombie film
Night of the living Dead (1990) Not literally the end but a good zombie film

Those just popped into my head.  Any reccomendations?

Bay, you know your brains are located in your anus. If there was a zombie attack, you would die in euphoria.  Getting your salad tossed by a zombie.  P.S. I recommend Dawn of the Dead.

[makaveli25]

I love apocalyptic films but good ones are hard to find.

Knowing (2009)  Nicolas Cage film about the end of the world
Last Night (1998)  a film about the last night of the world.
28 Days Later (2002) Not the end but a great zombie film
Night of the living Dead (1990) Not literally the end but a good zombie film

Those just popped into my head.  Any recommendations?

The mad max movies are pretty good. This is my favorite genre to.

[King Shizzo]

Plus you'd still be 250 lbs cause you are naturally over 200 lbs since highschool.

lol!!!!  Extra points for coming out of left field!

[King Shizzo]

I would put up a " Now Hiring " sign in my front yard and dress up as a job to keep the minorities away ...

Fail

[Soul Crusher]

Just get a sample job application and make about 500 copies of it.  Be ready to hand them out to the thugs and they will scatter in every direction.   

Simple, cheap, no blood, no go to jail.   

[The U]

be it civil war with the negroes and Mexicans , or a zombie apocalypse ??

The question is if the shit really did hit the fan, what would you do, and how would you survive ?

I would take my family to my brother's house. he's a survivalist, and he's got a fucking armory and dry goods that can feed us for a long time, and his house backs up to a lake, so we don't have to defend two fronts.

Similar plan here.  My father has a 300 acre farm on the water w/ 50,000 rounds stored.  Should we start stocking up on the Trenbologna now?

[devilsmile]

I would go to my grandma's place because I would whanna make her last remaining days safe.

[King Shizzo]

I would go to my grandma's place because I would whanna make her last remaining days safe.

AWWWWW .................... Outed!