I'M KOREAN
My condolences.
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
You seem to be yelling. Are you still upset you're Korean? Really, it wasn't your fault, and if you work hard you too can overcome the disadvantage and become an American.
AMERICAN IS PIG
If you want to become an American you need to learn to speak better English to fully integrate into our society. I understand that this can be a challenge, but you must try!
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
No, but thank you for asking. I just came in to have my pants dry-cleaned.
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
*mumbles* No, no pizza. Dry. Clean. Pants. Please.
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
You're missing a comma and your sentence is gramatically incorrect. I think you will need to try harder to pursue your dream of being an American.
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
Also, he owned a baseball team. As a future American, you too must learn about baseball. It's our national pastime!
FUCKING U.S.A
That's right! We're the best! America! FUCK YEAH!