Serious question. Am I wrong in thinking because I keep to myself at my gym and have only a few close friends that dont even workout that I am under the radar? Im not really worried, this is just an interesting convo we have gone into. Oh and thoughts about stashing stuff at your girls place? 
When it comes to something illegal, I don't think anyone can ever be under the radar. If they think they might can get you to feed them a bigger fish they might go after you. A vet on the force might not waste his time chasing down little guys when he is being patient for the big ones to slip up. But a rookie might be trying to make some busts to stand out in the department and move up the ladder.
Personally, small orders wouldn't be much to worry about. Even if you do get busted, you won't get anything more than a fine and probation at the worst. Unless you have priors against you or are on probation for other things. So if you have never been in trouble before, then I wouldn't worry about it. Just would refrain having it delivered to the home address. Because if they ever do execute a search warrant on your home, it doesn't matter what they find, they are going to toss the house to hell and back and fuck everything up.
