ALL.
I think I might close early today.
... Hey, you can't do dat!
WRONG!
BOOM!
Seriously, the older I get, the younger a girl I'd fuck. When I was 18, I had a thing for 30-somethings. But now that I AM 30-something, I'd kill for some 18-year-old snatch.
Or maim. Or maybe severely beat someone. You get the idea.