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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #550 on: June 05, 2013, 07:07:34 AM »
Lately, I've been using warm, freshly grilled bacon slices as bookmarks while I read the Koran. Any tips on how to get the grease marks out?

I have a copy of the Bhagavad Gita that I bound between two large all-beef patties.

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #551 on: June 05, 2013, 10:05:50 AM »
^Were they halal beef patties?

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #552 on: June 05, 2013, 12:58:32 PM »
Judging Mr. Weaver from this one statement alone, I am forced to wonder, why can't more people be like that?

I wonder why people who organize and protest based on a belief in nothing cannot find better things to do with their time.  It's actually pretty comical. 

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #553 on: June 05, 2013, 12:59:50 PM »
I have a copy of the Bhagavad Gita that I bound between two large all-beef patties.

Hey I read that book.  Still have it.   :)

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #554 on: June 05, 2013, 01:43:26 PM »
I have a copy of the Bhagavad Gita that I bound between two large all-beef patties.


I got a copy of The Kingdom Interlinear Translation of the Greek Scriptures for my birthday.

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #555 on: June 05, 2013, 01:50:32 PM »

I got a copy of The Kingdom Interlinear Translation of the Greek Scriptures for my birthday.





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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #556 on: June 05, 2013, 01:57:37 PM »


 :D



haha!!  ;D


But I don't think you got the joke >:(
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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #557 on: June 05, 2013, 02:04:44 PM »
haha!!  ;D


But I don't think you got the joke >:(

No.   :-[  Can you explain?  Although I tell people it sorta takes the funny out when you have to explain a joke. 

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #558 on: June 05, 2013, 02:15:27 PM »
No.   :-[  Can you explain?  Although I tell people it sorta takes the funny out when you have to explain a joke.  

Apparently that is a book popular w/JW's and they don't celebrate birthdays.




I read my Book of Mormon in Starbucks and my Torah at Red Lobster.


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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #559 on: June 05, 2013, 05:41:12 PM »
Apparently that is a book popular w/JW's and they don't celebrate birthdays.




I read my Book of Mormon in Starbucks and my Torah at Red Lobster.


 :-\



Ok.  Got it.  I was a little slow on the uptake.   :-[

But I did get the last one.   ;D

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #560 on: June 06, 2013, 06:24:43 AM »
^Were they halal beef patties?

 ;D  Oh man they weren't, just grocery store ground chuck.

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #561 on: June 06, 2013, 06:33:21 AM »
Apparently that is a book popular w/JW's and they don't celebrate birthdays.




I read my Book of Mormon in Starbucks and my Torah at Red Lobster.


 :-\



AAAHAHAHAH!!!  ;D



I was invited to a bar mitzvah later this year and I already have a beautiful copy of the KJV of the NT on order with Shlomo's name in gold on the cover!

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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #562 on: June 06, 2013, 10:07:59 AM »
AAAHAHAHAH!!!  ;D



I was invited to a bar mitzvah later this year and I already have a beautiful copy of the KJV of the NT on order with Shlomo's name in gold on the cover!

LOL  ;D ;D


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Re: The Atheist Thread
« Reply #563 on: July 22, 2013, 05:59:40 PM »
Big Ach has the right idea. Keep ur culture and never forget islam. Even if you don't believe. Me... I still believe in god... but have too many questions about islam. I will convert to Catholic soon enough. loco has the right idea. Issa is very important in al qur'an and issa is Jesus... peace and blessings be upon issa.
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