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National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2012, 02:53:08 PM »
I'd like to propose the following:

That 16 June* of each year be National Palumboism Awareness Day.

"National Palumboism Awareness Day has been and always will be a grassroots effort, shaped around the needs of those communities that work hard of every year to make it a success. Each year, almost 5 bodybuilders in the U.S. test positive (unofficially) for Palumboism. That is an alarming amount considering that that is 25 bodybuilders over the last five years. That's 25 bodybuilders that are now living with Palumboism and may suffer from Palumboism-related complications.

Palumboism awareness comprises four specific focal points: education, testing, involvement, and treatment. Educationally, the focus is to get bodybuilders educated about the basics of Palumboism. Testing is at the core of this initiative, as it is hoped that bodybuilders will mark 16 June of every year as their annual or biannual day to get tested for Palumboism. This is vital for those who taking boatloads of HGH and Insulin. When it comes to community and organization leadership, getting bodybuilders involved to serve is another key focus."

*The day in 2004 that Palumbo got busted for selling fake HGH to his fellow bodybuilders.

1. We could return each year to spread awareness and highlight recent cases of Palumbosim.

2. We could come up with our own symbol, like the breast cancer ribbon.

3. We could help spread awareness through online activism and maybe even sending pamplets to real bodybuilders.

4. I'm also thinking of setting up a little website for the "organization" that promotes National Palumboism Awareness Day, complete with all the info anyone could want, including the "What is Palumboism" post from a few years ago (one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet).

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2012, 03:58:12 PM »
Ok everyone, the website is up

http://palumboismawareness.webs.com/about

More to come, please chime in if you have any advice about how we combat this condition.

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2012, 07:04:57 PM »
Ok everyone, the website is up

http://palumboismawareness.webs.com/about

More to come, please chime in if you have any advice about how we combat this condition.

Bravo

Palumbo is a scumbag of the highest order

In addition to ruining his own and several other people's bodies and health

Now that Manion is revoking his press passes ... Rx is a sinking ship and the rats (singer man) are fleeing

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2012, 08:23:13 PM »
Oh, whoops, thought it was a thread on national socialism....

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »
I'd like to propose the following:

That 16 June* of each year be National Palumboism Awareness Day.

"National Palumboism Awareness Day has been and always will be a grassroots effort, shaped around the needs of those communities that work hard of every year to make it a success. Each year, almost 5 bodybuilders in the U.S. test positive (unofficially) for Palumboism. That is an alarming amount considering that that is 25 bodybuilders over the last five years. That's 25 bodybuilders that are now living with Palumboism and may suffer from Palumboism-related complications.

Palumboism awareness comprises four specific focal points: education, testing, involvement, and treatment. Educationally, the focus is to get bodybuilders educated about the basics of Palumboism. Testing is at the core of this initiative, as it is hoped that bodybuilders will mark 16 June of every year as their annual or biannual day to get tested for Palumboism. This is vital for those who taking boatloads of HGH and Insulin. When it comes to community and organization leadership, getting bodybuilders involved to serve is another key focus."

*The day in 2004 that Palumbo got busted for selling fake HGH to his fellow bodybuilders.

1. We could return each year to spread awareness and highlight recent cases of Palumbosim.

2. We could come up with our own symbol, like the breast cancer ribbon.

3. We could help spread awareness through online activism and maybe even sending pamplets to real bodybuilders.

4. I'm also thinking of setting up a little website for the "organization" that promotes National Palumboism Awareness Day, complete with all the info anyone could want, including the "What is Palumboism" post from a few years ago (one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet).
Hi BillyGunns!  Too bad Dave didn't swallow!

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2012, 08:40:54 PM »
Hello everyone,

I am bumping this post because National Palumboism Awareness Day is quickly approaching. As you'll recall, the day is held on June 16, the day Palumbo was busted for selling bunk GH. Thus, it is appropriate since the man has contributed so much to our awareness of this unfortunate condition.

To help spread awareness, I suggest we collect pics of Palumboism victims here, discuss strategies for combating the disease, and otherwise voice our support for Palumboism Awareness.

In case you need a refresher or perhaps are unaware of this saddening condition, visit http://palumboismawareness.webs.com/about for basic information.

God bless.

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2012, 08:48:03 PM »
Wow talk about 5 years too late  ::)

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2012, 08:49:56 PM »
Wow talk about 5 years too late  ::)

It's never too late to spread Palumboism awareness and help combat the disease's taking over the industry.

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2012, 09:08:31 PM »
Great initiative.




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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2012, 09:34:34 PM »
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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2012, 09:46:55 PM »
I hear Palumbo is doing Triple H's "diet". There's a reason why I'm asking this.

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2012, 10:00:43 PM »
hhahahahahahhaha lollolloollolllll

THIS THREAD IS  FUCKEN PRICELESS, WOW SYNTAXMACHINE AIN'T FUCKEING AROUND ;D

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2012, 10:02:54 PM »
hhahahahahahhaha lollolloollolllll

THIS THREAD IS  FUCKEN PRICELESS, WOW SYNTAXMACHINE AIN'T FUCKEING AROUND ;D

Just another gimmick.

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2012, 10:06:17 PM »
Just another gimmick.
Ya probably but he went out of his way to produce some web pages, kinda funny :D

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Re: National Palumboism Awareness Day
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2012, 10:09:58 PM »
FUUUUUUCK!!!

This is...this is fucking Getbig..

   ...this is AWESOME!

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #65 on: June 05, 2012, 12:20:45 AM »
On this weeks HMR-Show Dave and Slingerman talked about
a pre-marriage test dealing with possible incest. Are Aaron and
his future wife potential siblings and why wouldn't that surprise us ?
...But let's be fair, we're still waiting for the test-result.

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #66 on: June 05, 2012, 01:54:43 AM »
You have not experienced true filt until you experience Palumbo. Grimier than Mumbai's filthiest slum.

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2012, 03:25:10 AM »
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #69 on: June 05, 2012, 09:57:05 AM »
Great stuff  ;D

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #70 on: June 05, 2012, 10:36:36 AM »
When are guys going to learn that using steroids that contribute to high blood pressure can damage your kidneys. When are guys going to learn that injecting oil in muscles will get into the blood stream and is filtered out by the kidneys. The kidneys are going to get clogged and damaged from oil that it is trying to remove from the blood.  Even a food based oil has to be orally ingested and processed by the digestive system. It is not safe to inject in the body with a syringe.

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Dave Palumbo is shrinking away before our very eyes...
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2012, 03:47:26 AM »
Think skinny twink looks like he never touched a weight in his life!

He can't weigh more than a buck 50 soaking wet yet continues to pound AAS and GH...

Of course his dramatic cachectic emaciated appearance has nothing to do with failing health.  ::)

On a brighter note, he is penned in to play the zombie version of the joker in the next batman...


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Re: Dave Palumbo is shrinking away before our very eyes...
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2012, 06:01:01 AM »
Palumbo stopped taking SPECIES

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Re: Dave Palumbo is shrinking away before our very eyes...
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2012, 06:07:08 AM »
Aids?

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Re: Dave Palumbo is shrinking away before our very eyes...
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2012, 06:37:05 AM »
Where's the picture?





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