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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #150 on: June 22, 2012, 09:44:55 AM »
•Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon.


• (to motorcycle cop) Tic-Tac, sir?


•We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!


• (He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite) Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.


•Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Harry •I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.


•According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.


•No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Mental •Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #151 on: June 22, 2012, 09:47:54 AM »
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #152 on: June 22, 2012, 09:52:03 AM »
Subotai: Hey, old man, where did you get this stuff?
The Wizard: The dead... the gods are pleased with you, they will watch the battle.
 Conan: Are they going to help?
The Wizard: No.
Conan: Well, then tell them to stay out of the way.


Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #153 on: June 22, 2012, 09:53:26 AM »
WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS?
THERE BETWEEN 2 PILLOWS.
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #154 on: June 22, 2012, 09:56:51 AM »
'WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
THERE COMBING THE DESERT SIR.
'HEY HAVE  YOU TO FOUND ANYTHING YET?
2 BLACK GUYS[WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #155 on: June 22, 2012, 10:06:08 AM »
Quint: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Brody: It doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
 Brody: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #156 on: June 22, 2012, 10:08:42 AM »
Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.


Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women


Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
 [examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
 Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
 [sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #157 on: June 22, 2012, 10:13:25 AM »
Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, guy?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: guy bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
 Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

Bulldog: Hey, man, you got your piece on you?
Stack: Yeah.
Bulldog: Well if some dead guy comes fuckin' with you, you kill his ass! Got it?
 Stack: Hold up, Bulldog! How ya supposed to kill somethin' that's already dead?
 Bulldog: WHAT?
Stack: Yeah, how ya supposed to kill somethin' that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice!
 Ball: Like refryin' some beans 'n shit! I never did get that. Why not just fry that shit right the first time?


Mr. Simms: Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #158 on: June 22, 2012, 10:31:55 AM »
'WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
THERE COMBING THE DESERT SIR.
'HEY HAVE  YOU TO FOUND ANYTHING YET?
2 BLACK GUYS[WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!


Spaceballs!

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #159 on: June 22, 2012, 10:39:07 AM »

Spaceballs!
CLASSIC RIGHT.

merchandise,merchandise,merchandise [in a yiddish tone]
spaceball the lunchbox,spaceball the toilet paper,spaceballs the flame thrower 'the kid's love this one'
'and my personal favorite spaceballs the doll,,pulls string,,'may the schwartz be with you.

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #160 on: June 22, 2012, 10:42:21 AM »
CLASSIC RIGHT.

merchandise,merchandise,merchandise [in a yiddish tone]
spaceball the lunchbox,spaceball the toilet paper,spaceballs the flame thrower 'the kid's love this one'
'and my personal favorite spaceballs the doll,,pulls string,,'may the schwartz be with you.

The bumper sticker on the spaceship

"I brake for uranus" :D

''We'll give her back her old nose"

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #161 on: June 22, 2012, 10:46:49 AM »
The bumper sticker on the spaceship

"I brake for uranus" :D

''We'll give her back her old nose"
the evil ship'we brake for nobody'

'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!
IT'S OK SIR 'I DID'NT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS.
DARK HELMET OK!!1

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #162 on: June 22, 2012, 02:14:35 PM »
Chris Adams: It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that.
 Chico: Hey. How can you talk like this? Your gun has got you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't that true?
 Vin: Yeah, sure. Everything. After awhile you can call bartenders and faro dealers by their first name - maybe two hundred of 'em! Rented rooms you live in - five hundred! Meals you eat in hash houses - a thousand! Home - none! Wife - none! Kids... none! Prospects - zero. Suppose I left anything out?
 Chris Adams: Yeah. Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none.
 Lee: Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none.
Chris Adams: No enemies?
Lee: Alive.
Chico: Well. This is the kind of arithmetic I like.
Chris Adams: Yeah. So did I at your age.
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #163 on: June 22, 2012, 02:20:52 PM »
ice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #164 on: June 22, 2012, 02:31:41 PM »
Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium?
 Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
 Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy!
[Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade]
Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi
[waves at Blade]
Harry Monroe: . I'm going!
[Calls after Skip]
Harry Monroe: Skip my friend.
[Then, to Rory]
Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.


Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #165 on: June 22, 2012, 02:36:17 PM »
George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George: Sell it.
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow.
 George: Just fucking sell it, Derek.
Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year.
[scene shift to interior Derek's bar surrounded by stacks of cash]
Derek: 36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours.
George: I think it's fair to say you underestimated the market, Derek.
Derek: Right on. It's going to take us longer to count it than it did to sell it.
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #166 on: June 22, 2012, 04:48:10 PM »
Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheesburger from. How do you like it, medium?
 Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheesburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
 Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason I make him uneasy!
[Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade]
Harry Monroe: I wonder why? Hi
[waves at Blade]
Harry Monroe: . I'm going!
[Calls after Skip]
Harry Monroe: Skip my friend.
[Then, to Rory]
Harry Monroe: Excuse me would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.


Rory: That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!
"Stir Crazy"  :D

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #167 on: June 22, 2012, 05:03:54 PM »
"I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best."

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #168 on: June 23, 2012, 12:56:07 AM »
"do you know miranda"

"never heard of that bitch"
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**BAM**

Hooligani...


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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #169 on: June 23, 2012, 01:04:23 AM »
the evil ship'we brake for nobody'

'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!
IT'S OK SIR 'I DID'NT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS.
DARK HELMET OK!!1
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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #170 on: June 25, 2012, 08:55:45 AM »
Five hundred. … 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.


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« Reply #171 on: June 25, 2012, 08:58:34 AM »
Five hundred. … 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.
"Knockaround Guys" .........awesome movie!!

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Re: Memoriable Movie quotes
« Reply #172 on: June 25, 2012, 09:44:18 AM »
"Knockaround Guys" .........awesome movie!!

hell yeah.

Jon Malkovitch was in that movie. He and Vin Diesel stole the show

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« Reply #173 on: June 25, 2012, 09:50:26 AM »
hell yeah.

Jon Malkovitch was in that movie. He and Vin Diesel stole the show
Yes indeed...........Malkovi tch is a great actor.

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« Reply #174 on: July 13, 2012, 07:10:27 AM »
You stupid fucking cunt.

You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right.

What are you going to do about it?

What are you going to do about it... asshole.

You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oooooh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.

I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray- I'm going to LEMKIN!

I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out

I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING... (cop interrupting) Roma, let's get this done!

Anyone in this office lives on his wits... (turns to cop) I'm gonna be with you in a second...

What you're hired for is to help us... does that seem clear to you?
TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy... You company man.

I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here something, might help him to catch you.

You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life?

You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.

You fucking child.