Actually, one time Squadfather went to the grocery store to pick up a DiGiorno's Pizza, a 12 pack of Miller Lite, and two packages of Oreos because they were on sale plus he had a coupon.
He was walking toward the cookie aisle when he saw this skinnyfat twink in a black "hostility" hoodie (hahahahahaha oh, brother

) trying his best to pick up a 25 lb bag of Fresh Step kitty litter while his tatted up skank girl looked on. Squadfather walked up, winked at the girl, and helped the guy get that bag into his cart. He shook Dave's hand to thank SF and he said, "Good LORD, what a grip!! You must be an Olympic weightlifter or play in the NFL!!" He blushed, grinned, and said, "Actually, I just started working out with the Shake Weight, which I do 3x a week for 6 minutes. It's a killer workout!!"
The girl slipped Dave her number while the guy was going over his grocery list. He took it, walked out, and threw the number away.
They won't recover.