New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs

[NordicNerd]

Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.
... Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? ...

What do I do?
...

I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).

But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)

NN

PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/

[James28]

I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).

But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)

NN

PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/

If I was a woman I'd do none of that shit.

She did say something one of her ex's was big and she could never get more than the head of the dick in. Maybe he did try and thrust.

Hygiene, I always keep it squeeky clean. Even had a shower before sex.

And my I compliment you on the quality of your women. Saw tons of Scandi chickas out in London Saturday night ..., you dudes are lucky.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I have been in the same situation. Real hot babe and very horny, but flat out refused to do BJs. To bad, as she had the most sensual mouth, very similar to Denise Richards. What a waste. Anyway- it never bothered me much, as I got more sex from her than I asked for. I prefer a good fuck to a blowjob any day ;-).

But if it is important to to you- maybe she had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend? Bad hygiene? Maybe he was a "thruster" and she experienced gagging? Ask her! :-)

NN

PS. No homo, but imagine if you were a woman. Would you like to suck a cock? ;-). What about swallowing? ;-/

Innapropriate use of Winky Face. Outed.

[James28]

haha, another one of James28's fantasy threads.

James28 = bullshit factory.

How is it fantasy? Would a random picture suddenly make it 'true'? Or would you lot start crying that it's fake?

[James28]

You have a new girlfriend every week and she always has some weird sexual quirk.

One is a freak and wants you to anally rape her. The other won't do blowjobs.

Jimmy's threads should come with a warning.


CAREFUL! DON'T STEP INTO THE BULLSHIT.

I have a new girlfriend, and I say that loosely, because I get them from Match. It's not quite hard. Why is it strange that some of these women have sexual quirks?

Also, I fully realise what I do when I post these threads, it's fun 

[Raymondo]

is Match like a girlfriend-spewing factory, then?

You must be quite the stud bro you have insane sex-crazed Nordic whores begging you to savage them and you just make them a cup of tea, wrap them in a warm blanket and say: "Don't worry love, it will soon pass"


hahahaha

**edit: your theads were fun I won't argue there, but it starts to get tiring after the nth time

[James28]

is Match like a girlfriend-spewing factory, then?

You must be quite the stud bro you have insane sex-crazed Nordic whores begging you to savage them and you just make them a cup of tea, wrap them in a warm blanket and say: "Don't worry love, it will soon pass"


hahahaha

No, I just don't mention my failings on there, and there's been some. I tend to go after Scandi's so naturally there's be more of them that I date. The Finn was just a freak case.

Match is nice. If you have hair, a job, and 6' height, you're miles ahead of the curve.

But then, you lot will just keep saying I'm a liar.  Oh well, it is how it is 

[littleboyblue]

"blowies?"  are you serious.............?

[Nomad]

up the pineapple dosage

[Mitch]

gayer than claiming dating a 9 and not posting pics of her after 6 pages

[BigCyp]

gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover

[_bruce_]

gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover

 

[nzmusclemonster]

gayer than posting about an imaginary swedish no-blo, while you're getting sucked off in real life by a car hoover

You seem angry, friend.

Share with us your troubles.

[BigCyp]

You seem angry, friend.

Share with us your troubles.

If I were to share my troubles, it would not be on the internet with a paedophile from New Zealand lol.

[nzmusclemonster]

If I were to share my troubles, it would not be on the internet with a paedophile from New Zealand lol.

Now why would you say something like that mr registered in 2011 

You were a long time reader were you....

[BigCyp]

Now why would you say something like that mr registered in 2011 

You were a long time reader were you....

Do you remeber a gentleman named Bigcypriate from 2005/6 who was a founding member of the Squad?

[Raymondo]

nzcockmuncher schooled in this page.

[nzmusclemonster]

Do you remeber a gentleman named Bigcypriate from 2005/6 who was a founding member of the Squad?

Oh.... the guy with the lame chronicles 

[Princess L]

Here's a thought for all you guys today:

Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.



No?  You wouldn't want to do that?  Why? 

[Raymondo]

Here's a thought for all you guys today:

Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.



No?  You wouldn't want to do that?  Why? 

*Before* you use the urinal? There must be something clever behind this, I just don't get it

[Princess L]

*Before* you use the urinal? There must be something clever behind this, I just don't get it

Think about it.  Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go?  Did you pee all over them?  No!  Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went.  Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee     All you guys who think you're clean 'down there'   HA! 

[nzmusclemonster]

Think about it.  Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go?  Did you pee all over them?  No!  Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went.  Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee     All you guys who think you're clean 'down there'   HA! 

So what you're saying is you don't give blowjobs either.....

[Raymondo]

Think about it.  Does it really make sense to wash your hands *after* you go?  Did you pee all over them?  No!  Your hands were filthy BEFORE you went.  Then you wrapped them around your *getbig sized* pee-pee     All you guys who think you're clean 'down there'   HA! 

It's not a terribly clean area since there is no airflow down there so it can get sweaty. Which is all the more reason for washing hands after peeing.

[Dr.Mabuse]

No?  You wouldn't want to do that?  Why? 

I assume you never let a guy go down on you either.

You know, for the sake of hygiene.

[Donny]

I remember i had a girl who was not into giving head...i bought some bannana flavoured condoms and put one on. She sucked it and after a minute i took it off and she sucked it till i shot my cream in her mouth..tried of course to lift her head but i did not let her ...after this when we had sex she did it no problem...moral of the story is Women are like Dogs, you can teach them tricks. Of course nowadays you can get fruit flavour Gels which might be better...