is Match like a girlfriend-spewing factory, then?
You must be quite the stud bro you have insane sex-crazed Nordic whores begging you to savage them and you just make them a cup of tea, wrap them in a warm blanket and say: "Don't worry love, it will soon pass"
hahahaha
**edit: your theads were fun I won't argue there, but it starts to get tiring after the nth time