Lt. G(ay)
His first post was a meltdown, yet that did not prevent him from doing it over and over again. He only lives to hate on a few members, does not contribute to the board and worse is probably playing hookie from his role in combat while his infantry brothers are out in the field risking thier lives. Lt. G is the deadpool surest bet, not only he is in Iraq at war, he is also a closet homo with a mentality that will assure him a 50/50 chance his fate will be that of 'freindly fire'.