nice try but nobodys gonna read all that text
including me
Translation - I just read the whole post, got into a corner, assumed the fetal position, got my 'sister' Mussolini to stick our entire dildo collection up my worn out anus, had a good cry like a proper little bitch and in the next few hours, thought and thought and thought about a witty reply and finally came up with this winner.
Hahahahaha Bluto - your gayness does justify an entire empire consisting solely of gays, each of whose gayness in itself is quite extraordinary. If gayness was life, you would be mother nature and god combined in one, except your power in that realm would be infinitely more potent hahahaha.