Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 738899 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #2825 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:05:51 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 23, 2006, 11:54:31 PM

Bluto, you really lack reading comprehension. Where did I say that I wouldn't reply? I told him not to reply because he was set straight like the little twunt he is. Your insults are terrible, I would rather listen to Ironneck.

I was talking about kiwiol.

Bluto · « **Reply #2826 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:06:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 24, 2006, 02:53:46 AM

Monster 'come-on'

I bet you wanna know as well, but for a whole other reason

Bluto · « **Reply #2827 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:09:31 AM »

Quote from: JamieX4200 on July 23, 2006, 10:30:56 PM

since bluto wants to gay up this board; and bsb wants to pretend his not bluto and called me a lowlife.. this is how things go on around here.

http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=9423

lowlife

Bluto · « **Reply #2828 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:10:23 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:26:15 PM

Why you enrolled into camp?

The majority of the people of the US wouldn't sit next to you on a plane.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2829 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:10:29 AM »

hahahah yes lowlife

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2830 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:13:38 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 03:05:06 AM

You took the weekend off to lift weights

No, I couldn't use the internet this weekend because I worked out on sunday afternoon instead.

The rest of my weekend is spent with real people.

Hope this helps.

mikediesel · « **Reply #2831 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:26:04 AM »

1. St Pauli Girl
2. Harp
3. Corona

Bluto · « **Reply #2832 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:29:34 AM »

Citizens,

Sunday in the city of Y, is a time of relaxation and entertainment, we hade one good fight in the colosseum - one slave, kiwiol against one Gladiator, bandit battling it out... kiwiol turned up on the arena with a fake tan, oiled up wannabee beefcake, with no beef, wearing a pair of pink trunks and nothing else on than his broken lifting belt didn't actually get the crowds approval...

Special moves of this "fighter" includes "magic meltdown" "cut and paste" and "flood of tears" none of this had the desired effect on bandit that almost cut his head off. It went to the decision of the EMPEROR if this little WORM would get to live to fight another day... the crowd cheered LIVE LIVE LIVE as they wanted him to be ridiculed one more time and Bluto gave the THUMB UP. Back to the cell with this SLAVE... until next time.

...The EMPIRE did raids into other territories of the Getbig realm, with great success, bringing new blood to the Y and striking FEAR into the enemies.

...A marriage proposal was made to ~flower~, Queen of the X, in an attempt to merge the two kingdoms into one and expand the Empire.

...bandit, this feared warrior posted his photo to put some fear into his enemies, it was a wise move. And so far, none of his enemies has met the challenge and posted a photo of their warriors. Scared shitless.

...The EMPEROR spent the rest of the sunday, talking to his fellow citizens, answering their questions and giving them advice on how to live their lives.

Great day at the Y!

bandit · « **Reply #2833 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:05:53 AM »

true. wonder who will try to take their place

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2834 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:08:53 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 03:29:34 AM

Citizens,

Sunday in the city of Y, is a time of relaxation and entertainment, we hade one good fight in the colosseum - one slave, kiwiol against one Gladiator, bandit battling it out... kiwiol turned up on the arena with a fake tan, oiled up wannabee beefcake, with no beef, wearing a pair of pink trunks and nothing else on than his broken lifting belt didn't actually get the crowds approval...

Special moves of this "fighter" includes "magic meltdown" "cut and paste" and "flood of tears" none of this had the desired effect on bandit that almost cut his head off. It went to the decision of the EMPEROR if this little WORM would get to live to fight another day... the crowd cheered LIVE LIVE LIVE as they wanted him to be ridiculed one more time and Bluto gave the THUMB UP. Back to the cell with this SLAVE... until next time.

...The EMPIRE did raids into other territories of the Getbig realm, with great success, bringing new blood to the Y and striking FEAR into the enemies.

...A marriage proposal was made to ~flower~, Queen of the X, in an attempt to merge the two kingdoms into one and expand the Empire.

...bandit, this feared warrior posted his photo to put some fear into his enemies, it was a wise move. And so far, none of his enemies has met the challenge and posted a photo of their warriors. Scared shitless.

...The EMPEROR spent the rest of the sunday, talking to his fellow citizens, answering their questions and giving them advice on how to live their lives.

Great day at the Y!

Gayer than Spongebob Squarepants.

Bluto · « **Reply #2835 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:20:47 AM »

Bluto · « **Reply #2836 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:22:17 AM »

Quote from: anabol-lektor on July 23, 2006, 04:58:58 PM

you should try thia beer think its called shinghia

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2837 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:23:46 AM »

Wait......yes there's another email just came through from a 'guy' named 'BrianX' it reads

"Me and my partner have recently lost hope in our sexual lives, it seems that even the most ass-tearing products (even with the shelf still attached) are not touching the sides?

We have recently started just lubing eachother up from head to toe, and diving in and out of eachothers rectums, but even that has quickly lost it's novelty and 'Dan18' has lost several of his favourite toe rings in the process!

We just didn't know where to turn, until we came across your Q&A thread when we typed 'best online counselling for cocklusting bottom bitches on the web'.

Please help,

BrianX.

Bluto · « **Reply #2838 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:23:56 AM »

Quote from: mikediesel on July 24, 2006, 03:26:04 AM

1. St Pauli Girl
2. Harp
3. Corona

Bluto approves.

Bluto · « **Reply #2839 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:25:07 AM »

Bluto · « **Reply #2840 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:25:45 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 24, 2006, 03:13:38 AM

No, I couldn't use the internet this weekend because I worked out on sunday afternoon instead.

The rest of my weekend is spent with real people.

Hope this helps.

You working out every sunday?

kiwiol · « **Reply #2841 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:30:50 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 24, 2006, 04:23:46 AM

Wait......yes there's another email just came through from a 'guy' named 'BrianX' it reads
Me and my partner have recently lost hope in our sexual lives, it seems that even the most ass-tearing products (even with the shelf still attached) are not touching the sides?
We have recently started just lubing eachother up from head to toe, and diving in and out of eachothers rectums, but even that has quickly lost it's novelty and 'Dan18' has lost several of his favourite toe rings in the process!
We just didn't know where to turn, until we came across your Q&A thread when we typed 'best online counselling for cocklusting bottom bitches on the web'.
Please help,
BrianX.

Hahaha excellent ownage of Getbig's nastiest bottom bitch Queen Bluto, Big C.

Bluto, I've got a question for you - By how much has your popularity increased since the following article got published ?

The following is an excerpt from 'Out' and 'Queer' magazine's coverage of the inaugaral ceremony of Queen Skin-fluto's Ascent to her Gay throne

Queen I-love-to-play-the-skin-flute-oh ! made the following speech to the largest gathering of cock-hungry transvestites in history. She was fully dressed up for this ~~gloryhole~~ glorious ceremony as can be seen below:

All these trannies had to do to acquire citizenship at Queen Bluto's gaympire was to give the right answer to the following question:

The correct answer turned out to be 'Both'.

Here's the speech:

"Hey you nasty bitches. How are you all... Buttbandit, wipe that cum of your chin you stupid ho

. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, how are y'all doing?" At this point, dan18 wearing the gayest outfit, complete with a big, bright-green fro answers, "Don't know about how, but if you want to know who we are all doing, it's each other" and parts of the crowd start snickering. Queen Bluto gets angry at this and goes, "dan18, shut your cock trap bitch - don't make me stamp my feet and throw a tantrum. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I just wanted to say that it's great that we finally have a whole kingdom to ourselves, especially given that every one of us is as queer as they come. Now that we're all united, there is no reason to be afraid or ashamed anymore. We are free to do what we like, and even more important, we are free to 'do' whichever guy we like." The whole crowd erupts into applause.

Queen Bluto concludes,"So, let's all eat (cock), drink (mangravy) and be 'Mary' to whichever (un)lucky stud wants us to be so. Now, it's time to celebrate - race you nasty ho's to the dumpster", after which the whole crowd of 12 or so 'citizens' rush to the nearest garbage bin with big smiles, which is suddenly cut short after one of them finds a used condom and suddenly, everyone starts fighting with each other viciously to try to snack on this 'treat' before someone else can eat it.

The end.

kiwiol · « **Reply #2842 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:34:58 AM »

Hey Skin-fluto, here's a list for you

Here's what's been established by the following people about Bluto (from the previous 'Bluto is gayer than' thread before it got merged):

Sarcasm
Bluto is gayer than:

hahahaha, gayer than a season ticket to La Cage Aux Folles.
the only thing bluto brings down is his boyfriends pants after a night out at the Blue Oyster Bar slow dancing with musclebears.
hahahaha, everytime his doctor asks for a stool sample it comes out with end shaped like the head of a dick
bluto is gayer than a Catholic priest at a NAMBLA convention
bluto is gayer than Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton sharing a piece of watermelon.
bluto is gayer than Benjamin Netanyahu and Ariel Sharon sharing a bowl of Matzo ball soup
bluto is gayer than two big nosed jews sharing a pastrami sandwich and an egg cream at a Manhattan deli
bluto is gayer than two 5'5" inch mexicans sharing a tamale and a Corona after a long day of roofing houses for 7 dollars an hour
bluto is gayer than two black men discussing welfare, food stamps and their 12 "baby mama's" over a bottle of Colt 45
gayer than the skinny jew f.aggot on Fox news right now talking about destrying Hezbollah
bluto says he won't necessarily suck a dick but he'll sure hold one in his mouth until someone comes along who will
bluto is gayer than the seat on dan18's computer chair after a night of rough anal sex
gayer than bluto's fireplace that doubles as a gay porn library with the flip of a switch with multiple copies of Romancing the Bone and the Davinci Load on the top shelf
gayer than bluto buying his top bear a Hawaian shirt as a birthday present
gayer than men wearing flip flops

MOS
Bluto is gayer than a teenage girl's wet broccoli fart.
Bluto is gayer than reruns of Mr. Belvedere.
Bluto is gayer than affirmative action
Bluto is gayer than any Squad member having to pull out of his sister cause she doesn't wanna have to go to the abortion clinic for the 4th time this year
Bluto is gayer than a stupid fat f**k ordering a McDonald's supersized combo meal with a diet coke
Gayer than bandit felching mussolini while mussolini munches brianX's crusty starfish

Showstoppa
Blowto is upset because he also worships fat, bloated dead guys. hahaha
Bluto is gayer than
a chocolate jello puddin pop
a UK Gold sex fantasy

Berzerkfury
Bluto is gayer than:
Gayer than BrianX's 225 clean and jerk.
Gayer than King Kamali threatening our lives over the internet

Kiwiol
Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than VHS.
Gayer than Greenpeace
Gayer than PETA
Bluto is gayer than Danielson
Gayer than the middle-aged corporate who plays Squash and calls it a workout
Gayer than Nasser's soiled trunks sold on ebay and gayer than the guy who wins the auction - whoops, forgot that guy is Bluto !
Gayer than a Bowflex infomercial
Gayer than a male interior decorater
Gayer than the entire male cast of Baywatch
Gayer than British royalty
Gayer than BSB's mood swings - then again, maybe not. No wait - yes, definitely gayer than BSB's mood swings
Gayer than The Davinci code
Gayer than a herbal tea that's enriched with antioxidants
Bluto is gayer than Bandit's cocklust
Bluto is gayer than relationship counselling
Bluto is gayer than Bandit who's gayer than a Justin Timberlake dance routine
Gayer than a decaf latte
Gayer than a UN conference on Global warming
Gayer than the weekly horoscope section of Cosmo
gayer than conservation
Gayer than reality TV
gayer than 'Baywatch the movie'
Gayer than BrianXXY's attempts at owning
Gayer than Candidate's bodyfat measure

Buttbandit

Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than a rented copy of "highscool reunion"
gayer than kamalis old posing trunks
gayer than figure skating
gayer than a moustasche
gayer than knowing what honcho magazine is
gayer than training for definition
gayer than elton john wearing nothing but spandex
gayer than a priest at a boy scout convention hahaha

BigCypriate:
Bluto is gayer than reeces pieces
Bluto is gayer than a prailine condom

Count Grishnackh
bluto is gayer than an after dinner mint

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BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2843 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:35:34 AM »

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2844 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:38:33 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 04:25:45 AM

You working out every sunday?

I see where this is going,

Next it will be "what do wear when you work out? Just curious?"

Then it will be "have you ever kissed a guy?"

Listen 'fluto' i'm not into that kinda stuff man, go and ask the 'empire'.

Bluto · « **Reply #2845 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:39:47 AM »

Great 'stasch

Bluto · « **Reply #2846 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:40:34 AM »

1. nobody gonna read all that text.
2. third time you post that picture.

hope this helps

Bluto · « **Reply #2847 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:42:27 AM »

Looking good there bro, what's your weight in that photo?

kiwiol · « **Reply #2848 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 04:40:34 AM

1. nobody gonna read all that text.
2. third time you post that picture.
hope this helps

1) Wait and see
2) I can't help but post your pic when I'm talking about you my ~~Queer~~Queen
Go eat a dick

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2849 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:43:01 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 24, 2006, 04:34:58 AM

Hey Skin-fluto, here's a list for you

Here's what's been established by the following people about Bluto (from the previous 'Bluto is gayer than' thread before it got merged):

Sarcasm
Bluto is gayer than:

hahahaha, gayer than a season ticket to La Cage Aux Folles.
the only thing bluto brings down is his boyfriends pants after a night out at the Blue Oyster Bar slow dancing with musclebears.
hahahaha, everytime his doctor asks for a stool sample it comes out with end shaped like the head of a dick
bluto is gayer than a Catholic priest at a NAMBLA convention
bluto is gayer than Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton sharing a piece of watermelon.
bluto is gayer than Benjamin Netanyahu and Ariel Sharon sharing a bowl of Matzo ball soup
bluto is gayer than two big nosed jews sharing a pastrami sandwich and an egg cream at a Manhattan deli
bluto is gayer than two 5'5" inch mexicans sharing a tamale and a Corona after a long day of roofing houses for 7 dollars an hour
bluto is gayer than two black men discussing welfare, food stamps and their 12 "baby mama's" over a bottle of Colt 45
gayer than the skinny jew f.aggot on Fox news right now talking about destrying Hezbollah
bluto says he won't necessarily suck a dick but he'll sure hold one in his mouth until someone comes along who will
bluto is gayer than the seat on dan18's computer chair after a night of rough anal sex
gayer than bluto's fireplace that doubles as a gay porn library with the flip of a switch with multiple copies of Romancing the Bone and the Davinci Load on the top shelf
gayer than bluto buying his top bear a Hawaian shirt as a birthday present
gayer than men wearing flip flops

MOS
Bluto is gayer than a teenage girl's wet broccoli fart.
Bluto is gayer than reruns of Mr. Belvedere.
Bluto is gayer than affirmative action
Bluto is gayer than any Squad member having to pull out of his sister cause she doesn't wanna have to go to the abortion clinic for the 4th time this year
Bluto is gayer than a stupid fat f**k ordering a McDonald's supersized combo meal with a diet coke
Gayer than bandit felching mussolini while mussolini munches brianX's crusty starfish

Showstoppa
Blowto is upset because he also worships fat, bloated dead guys. hahaha
Bluto is gayer than
a chocolate jello puddin pop
a UK Gold sex fantasy

Berzerkfury
Bluto is gayer than:
Gayer than BrianX's 225 clean and jerk.
Gayer than King Kamali threatening our lives over the internet

Kiwiol
Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than VHS.
Gayer than Greenpeace
Gayer than PETA
Bluto is gayer than Danielson
Gayer than the middle-aged corporate who plays Squash and calls it a workout
Gayer than Nasser's soiled trunks sold on ebay and gayer than the guy who wins the auction - whoops, forgot that guy is Bluto !
Gayer than a Bowflex infomercial
Gayer than a male interior decorater
Gayer than the entire male cast of Baywatch
Gayer than British royalty
Gayer than BSB's mood swings - then again, maybe not. No wait - yes, definitely gayer than BSB's mood swings
Gayer than The Davinci code
Gayer than a herbal tea that's enriched with antioxidants
Bluto is gayer than Bandit's cocklust
Bluto is gayer than relationship counselling
Bluto is gayer than Bandit who's gayer than a Justin Timberlake dance routine
Gayer than a decaf latte
Gayer than a UN conference on Global warming
Gayer than the weekly horoscope section of Cosmo
gayer than conservation
Gayer than reality TV
gayer than 'Baywatch the movie'
Gayer than BrianXXY's attempts at owning
Gayer than Candidate's bodyfat measure

Buttbandit

Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than a rented copy of "highscool reunion"
gayer than kamalis old posing trunks
gayer than figure skating
gayer than a moustasche
gayer than knowing what honcho magazine is
gayer than training for definition
gayer than elton john wearing nothing but spandex
gayer than a priest at a boy scout convention hahaha

BigCypriate: Bluto is gayer than reeces pieces

Count Grishnackh
bluto is gayer than an after dinner mint

hahahahahaha yes kiwiol! it seems 'flutehole' is gayer than most things.

(You seem to have left out my "Bluto is gayer than a prailine condom" but hey we gottat cut the poof some slack)

Are you trying say, by posting the above person specification, that if gobbling big black cocks faster than pac man gobbles ghosts, is fast food than 'fluteho' would be Ronald Mcdonald?