I've had sex with women
Not sure chicks with dicks classify as women...
I can lift more than a gallon of milk over my head
At last now you're starting to tell the truth about your lifts, much better than those claims about curling 100 pounds for 6-8 reps

I have no gay porn subscriptions
But you try to compensate for that by Superman subscriptions, it's the next best thing without outing yourself

and I bring teh funny.
Then why is nobody laughing?
