Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 739597 times)

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #3925 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:29:54 AM »

Candid...

Fury · « **Reply #3926 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:30:47 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 25, 2006, 11:29:16 AM

kiwi is just desperately hanging on, he thinks that if he just outposts everyone else by quantity, not quality, he will somehow, get a grand prize at the end...

Kind of like you Empire twunts.

kiwiol · « **Reply #3927 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:31:15 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 25, 2006, 11:29:16 AM

kiwi is just desperately hanging on, he thinks that if he just outposts everyone else by quantity, not quality, he will somehow, get a grand prize at the end...

Bluto is desperately hanging on. He thinks he can make everyone else as equally retarded as he is by his sheer volume of mindnumbing posts and threads. Hahaha Bluto, you are retarded and gay ahahahaahahaha.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3928 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:31:45 AM »

hahaha. I leave that shit to my son. I do things like a man does. Guitar, beer, fucking. You know stuff that comes normal to most men.

Bluto · « **Reply #3929 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:33:37 AM »

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I've had sex with women

Not sure chicks with dicks classify as women...

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I can lift more than a gallon of milk over my head

At last now you're starting to tell the truth about your lifts, much better than those claims about curling 100 pounds for 6-8 reps

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I have no gay porn subscriptions

But you try to compensate for that by Superman subscriptions, it's the next best thing without outing yourself

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and I bring teh funny.

Then why is nobody laughing?

Bluto · « **Reply #3930 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:35:22 AM »

Quote from: brianX on July 25, 2006, 10:35:59 AM

I just had this vision of "Man of Steel" looking like that fat comic book guy from The Simpsons. I can just see him walking into a gym wearing an undersized Superman t-shirt and trying to make small talk with some college girls, as they recoil in horror at his spare tire. OWNED.

HAHAHA that's him !!! I bet he also "do a little weightlifting..." when he's got some time off!

brianX · « **Reply #3931 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:35:52 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 25, 2006, 11:18:37 AM

Hahahaha, BrianX is pounding protein shake after protein shake as we speak cursing us out. Brianx - "Ill show you bastards online, ill be benching 285 by the end of the summer!!!! I swear it!!!!!!!!!!" What a pillow biting queef.

What a nutjob. I think you forgot to take your valium.

Bluto · « **Reply #3932 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:37:02 AM »

Fury · « **Reply #3933 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:37:08 AM »

Quote from: brianX on July 25, 2006, 11:35:52 AM

What a nutjob. I think you forgot to take your valium.

Get back to eating, those 225 clean and jerks don't rep themselves!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #3934 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:39:47 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 25, 2006, 10:49:14 AM

Oh no, don't attack the fact that I read comic books......it's everything to me. You're tearing me down.....I'm near tears.

Comic books is just part of it, it's the whole thing - boosting about your fathers strength, reading comic books from an early age again obsessed with strength (monster insecurity issues) growing up with the need to log on to the net to - boost about strength... hating on homosexuals (again insecurity issues, not considered "manly" enough)

You're a fucking stereotype.

dan18 · « **Reply #3935 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:40:56 AM »

discuss-
was she fugly but you had to get laid.
sisters best freind [that was mine]
fat chick
ok boys fess up..lets get back to business beer and babes..

brianX · « **Reply #3936 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:41:17 AM »

The Empire has been owning Kiwi all day long, and here is his witty response:

"you are retarded and gay ahahahaahahaha"

Bluto · « **Reply #3937 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:41:18 AM »

Candid is good.

sarcasm · « **Reply #3938 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:41:20 AM »

Quote from: brianX on July 25, 2006, 10:39:20 AM

That was an olympic press, and I've only been doing them for 8 months.

hahahaha, weak as a popcorn fart.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #3939 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:41:45 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on July 25, 2006, 10:53:56 AM

bhahhahaahah they are reaching now at best MOS they have been owned terribally

Yes, as I told Bluto yesterday "crazy never recognizes that it's crazy," much like the owned.....they live in perpetual denial.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #3940 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:41:56 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 25, 2006, 11:18:37 AM

Hahahaha, BrianX is pounding protein shake after protein shake as we speak cursing us out. Brianx - "Ill show you bastards online, ill be benching 285 by the end of the summer!!!! I swear it!!!!!!!!!!" What a pillow biting queef.

yes berzerk i can see him tattoo your name in his nuckles and getting that last rep ahahhahahahha monster cape fear

Man of Steel · « **Reply #3941 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:42:37 AM »

Nerd and proud ladies!!!

FYI ~ this is old, old news

Bluto · « **Reply #3942 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:43:43 AM »

Quote from: brianX on July 25, 2006, 11:41:17 AM

The Empire has been owning Kiwi all day long, and here is his witty response:

"you are retarded and gay ahahahaahahaha"

That's like Stevie Wonder telling everybody "hahah you're blind!"

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #3943 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:45:14 AM »

you boys have your fun for a bit. Speaking for myself i'm just not in an owning mood right now, but that will pass. I will say how funny it is to watch all of the little hypocrites that railed against the concept of the SQUAD jump up and down like pansies yelling "YAYYYY EMPIRE" hahahahahahaha the pheonix will rise again

Bluto · « **Reply #3944 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:45:22 AM »

of course it's old, you've been bullied your whole life for being a nerd
it's still funny

Always Sore · « **Reply #3945 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:45:48 AM »

wait a second, i love comics and cartoons and have passed the love of them to my son, if anybody thinks its stupid or for nerds has never have had a offer for something they own and bought at 2.25 worth now 4 digits.

Bluto · « **Reply #3946 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:46:01 AM »

Quote from: Groink on July 25, 2006, 11:45:14 AM

you boys have your fun for a bit. Speaking for myself i'm just not in an owning mood right now, but that will pass. I will say how funny it is to watch all of the little hypocrites that railed against the concept of the SQUAD jump up and down like pansies yelling "YAYYYY EMPIRE" hahahahahahaha the pheonix will rise again

Ok Oink, let us know when you're in the "owning mood" next time, ok pal?

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #3947 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:46:53 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 25, 2006, 11:46:01 AM

Ok Oink, let us know when you're in the "owning mood" next time, ok pal?

your time is coming fluto cant you see your being toyed with bahahhahahhahah

Bluto · « **Reply #3948 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:47:13 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on July 25, 2006, 11:45:48 AM

wait a second, i love comics and cartoons and have passed the love of them to my son, if anybody thinks its stupid or for nerds has never have had a offer for something they own and bought at 2.25 worth now 4 digits.

I doubt MOS will get that much for his collection, considering every other page seems to stick together...

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #3949 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:48:42 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 25, 2006, 11:46:01 AM

Ok Oink, let us know when you're in the "owning mood" next time, ok pal?

Probably tomorrow when I'm at your house with your(my) woman.