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BigCypriate · « **Reply #4400 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:22:35 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 26, 2006, 02:46:19 AM

haha i bet he uses his samurai sword as a dildo substitute to train his gag reflexes

what a ass!!

hahahaha yes 'trouserbandit'

I bet that's what he does.

Is that what you want him to do?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4401 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:32:07 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 26, 2006, 03:13:12 AM

Hahahahaha I see your point BigC - I suppose I too am prone to exaggeration sometimes . But before getting back to business, I just want to ask you - are you sure we should keep making analogies of this kind? I mean, if Bandit reads this, he's going to get jealous of Danielson, not to mention the dangers of dan18 or Mussolini or any of the other queers all of whom are vying to become Bluto's most preferred sex slave (barf), doing the same. So, are you sure you want to continue with this thread and be the cause of trouble in Bluto's harem ? If you say yes, then ok, I will post some more comparisons

Hahahahaha yes kiwiol I see the problem!

Every dinner time 'fluto' rings the dinner 'bell' his tiny 'centurions' all fight with eachother over who's going to eat from the 'bowl' first

Making threads like this that suggest 'fluto' shows favouritism to one their rectums (even though it is a well established fact that danielson is by far the hungriest for the cock) might cause further uneeded jealousy over who's getting 'firsts' from the 'emperor'.

Point definately taken bro

.......more than danielson has had repeat prescriptions

.......more than bsb posts under his alter egos

.......more than 'dan18' has had hot~~cock~~dinners

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4402 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:46:36 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on July 25, 2006, 08:39:22 PM

Centurions, LOFL!!!!!

It's just a matter of time before you guys break out into "It's raining men".

Well said Doc

Bluto · « **Reply #4403 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:53:43 AM »

Ok check this out... I'm starting off this day with this smoking picture... if you have a history of problems with your heart or something, don't go further down this thread!

BOOYA!

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4404 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:25:36 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on July 25, 2006, 02:25:04 PM

some classy bitch who immediately sucked my mate off however she has had numerous plastic surgeries and is now a hottie!!

I would do her again if she begged hard

ta ta

monster flashback to before when you were normal.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4405 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:33:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 26, 2006, 03:32:07 AM

Hahahahaha yes kiwiol I see the problem!
Every dinner time 'fluto' rings the dinner 'bell' his tiny 'centurions' all fight with eachother over who's going to eat from the 'bowl' first
Making threads like this that suggest 'fluto' shows favouritism to one their rectums (even though it is a well established fact that danielson is by far the hungriest for the cock) might cause further uneeded jealousy over who's getting 'firsts' from the 'emperor'.
Point definately taken bro
.......more than danielson has had repeat prescriptions
.......more than bsb posts under his alter egos
.......more than 'dan18' has had hot~~cock~~dinners

Hahahaha ok Big C - here goes (Let's make the most of this thread before cumstreet merges it)

More than Bandit loves bluto
More than Bluto loves bandit
More than Mussolini loves dan 18
More than dan18 loves mussolini
More than bluto loves mussolini
More than mussolini loves bluto
More than dan18 loves bluto
More than bluto loves dan18
More than dan18 loves bandit
More than bandit loves dan 18 - BUT NOT MORE THAN BANDIT LOVES WHAT HE CALLS 'A good, old-fashioned stiff, juicy cock to snack on'

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #4406 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:37:52 AM »

Outstanding work. This is called owning a bitch, maybe one of broad's accounts or BrianX(that basically is the Empire) will actually retort with something funny, instead of telling us to go away, long live the Empire, blah,blah,blah.......

kiwiol · « **Reply #4407 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:41:44 AM »

Quote from: Groink on July 26, 2006, 04:37:52 AM

Outstanding work. This is called owning a bitch, maybe one of broad's accounts or BrianX(that basically is the Empire) will actually retort with something funny, instead of telling us to go away, long live the Empire, blah,blah,blah.......

Thanks bro, but I'm not expecting anything remotely funny or witty to undo this thread. What is going to happen is that BSB is gonna merge this with the what me worry thread and have Bluto and Bandit start 3 threads about owning us

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4408 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:51:36 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 26, 2006, 04:41:44 AM

Thanks bro, but I'm not expecting anything remotely funny or witty to undo this thread. What is going to happen is that BSB is gonna merge this with the what me worry thread and have Bluto and Bandit start 3 threads about owning us

Are you saying kiwiol, that BSB is a prick?

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4409 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:52:12 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 25, 2006, 07:27:06 PM

sandal ninja, haha, that is the gayest name ever, did you have to train with the guys from queer eye for the straight gay to achieve sandal ninja status, your a savage homo. you'd sell your soul to get at some hard cock, ahahah

sandal what? that was pretty lame hehehehe - the name isn't as gay as yours buddy...'usmokepole' - and to correct you, i actually trained with your mom who gave me the tittle, she gave it to me cause i kept slappin her ass with it

- just ask her once you stop suckin on her tit snot ball hehehehe
and to further add, SHE would sell her soul to get YOUR hard cock...thats some f*cked up sh!t man...

Quote from: bandit on July 26, 2006, 02:46:19 AM

haha i bet he uses his samurai sword as a dildo substitute to train his gag reflexes

what a ass!!

CORRECTION!!!! - i use it on your mom to help with her training in gagging - (she's coming along nicely too) - and yeas, she does have a fine ass

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4410 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 25, 2006, 02:22:10 PM

The EMPEROR is proud to announce that we now have THREE CENTURIONS in the EMPIRE!

bandit
dan18
danielson

Congratulations!

Bluto, Emperor of the Empire

hahahaha - you all got named! - thats just homo-erotic, ranked in order of favourite 'pole' dancer.
but i have to say i am proud, i was always backing dan18 to get in, its his life long dream to be accepted somewhere...strangely enough on a message board

bluto must be desperate for some back up if he is naming those three - they cant talk their way out of a corner of horny old men in a gay nursing home.

desperate times, desperate measures huh bluto? $:-\$

Always Sore · « **Reply #4411 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:22:54 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 25, 2006, 04:56:50 PM

If all the little rainbow warriors like you and Danielson left, then sure, we would talk about that stuff. We're just too busy crucifying you twunts to have any of that at the moment. There's an uprising to be silenced.

really before the empire all you guys did was talk about who got owned or who had a meltdown or how much cock each other can stuff in your oversized backdoors not once do you find a thread about girls or sex or anything that does not start with !!!!!!!!!! or so and so is a tiny twat, so maybe you have a secret code between each other that only you can see but it looks like a playground during recess to everybody else.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #4412 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:24:49 AM »

Still no squad stories hahahaha oh brother

sgt. d · « **Reply #4413 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:28:28 AM »

sarcasm cant comment because he havent banged a girl yet. hes had plenty of men though.

poor guy

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #4414 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:33:08 AM »

Maybe his power is still out in that shithole city he lives in hahahah

Always Sore · « **Reply #4415 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:45:55 AM »

a girl named kathy from a different grade, she was friends with my buddies girlfriend and suprise had a reputation as a easy lay, so one night after a few beers she started making the moves on me (which ment sat close enough for me to lay my bullshit on her) i went in for some lip time and she was all about it, did not get to close the deal the first night but rounded second. Few days later i ditched school (spent more time out then in) she came over to my house and well got my first hummer followed by a nice teen romp on our couch. Had a great time but then my buddies started giving me shit because well allot of guys had had the same afternoon experence with her (not the same day freaks) so i broke it off. Found out a few years later she had a couple of kids by different guys and was living the trailer park life and felt a little shitty for being cruel to her, oh well not a john hughes film experence but good enough to break the seal on my rooster.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4416 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:50:56 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 26, 2006, 04:51:36 AM

Are you saying kiwiol, that BSB is a prick?

He is an impotent prick - as you can see yourself now. Hahaha BSB or Bluto or whoever the f*ck's doing this - keep merging these threads, that's all you can do hahahahaha

jaejonna · « **Reply #4417 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:06:47 AM »

Jaejonna has been approached by both the empire and squad for possible membership. Various PMs by representatives from both camps have attemped persuade me to join. However, I am cordially going to turn down both organizations and say that I am flattered and wish everyone the best in all thier endeavors.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4418 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:40:40 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 26, 2006, 06:06:47 AM

Jaejonna has been approached by both the empire and squad for possible membership. Various PMs by representatives from both camps have attemped persuade me to join. However, I am cordially going to turn down both organizations and say that I am flattered and wish everyone the best in all thier endeavors.

Welcome to the 'gayjonny' show everyone

Necrosis · « **Reply #4419 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:43:38 AM »

your comebacks are pathetic bro, all about my mom and shit, thats not even hard to do, and yours isn't even creative, or true like your story, "ninja".you were born in a red chineses prision because your mom was having sex with the livestock and mad slut disease was infecting the cows, and people the like. your father tries to bail her out with anal favors, by eating jiff and syrup out of the guards asses while they poke dick in his ears. it has been largely unsuccessful as your mom is still getting face fucked by a multitude of chinese men with dicks larger then your fathers. therefore you are part everyone in the " facility " and your father is a super homo that still tries to bail your mother out ( eats male genitals), even though your slut mother was relased a short while ago due to good behavior, i mean for eating the most dick possible. now go suck a dick you cum guzzling queen.

Necrosis · « **Reply #4420 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:46:22 AM »

not trying to get acceptance, i owned you and just want you to be a man and admit it, savage backpedeling, haah homo.

Quote from: superstarbillygram on July 25, 2006, 07:28:30 PM

if it was funny. i would definitely give him props.... cause that's how roll

Necrosis · « **Reply #4421 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:48:17 AM »

i just wanted him to put his dick in his mouth, you fucking retards are getting owned all day and you dont say shit back, dads got his dick in your mouth, analfury

BigCypriate · « **Reply #4422 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:48:36 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 26, 2006, 05:50:56 AM

He is an impotent prick - as you can see yourself now. Hahaha BSB or Bluto or whoever the f*ck's doing this - keep merging these threads, that's all you can do hahahahaha

hahahahahah BSB what a witty comeback

You get owned, and so to pay us back you press a button.

You are definately a match to be reckoned with.....

....In a sausage eating contest

jandal.ninja · « **Reply #4423 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:50:14 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on July 26, 2006, 06:43:38 AM

your comebacks are pathetic bro, all about my mom and shit, thats not even hard to do, and yours isn't even creative, or true like your story, "ninja".you were born in a red chineses prision because your mom was having sex with the livestock and mad slut disease was infecting the cows, and people the like. your father tries to bail her out with anal favors, by eating jiff and syrup out of the guards asses while they poke dick in his ears. it has been largely unsuccessful as your mom is still getting face fucked by a multitude of chinese men with dicks larger then your fathers. therefore you are part everyone in the " facility " and your father is a super homo that still tries to bail your mother out ( eats male genitals), even though your slut mother was relased a short while ago due to good behavior, i mean for eating the most dick possible. now go suck a dick you cum guzzling queen.

hahahahahahahaha - that took you some time to come up with that one - i guess i am asian again, at this rate you'll make the empire 'cocked' list
funny thing is - my mom and your mom are prison buddies - and you got the whole thing mixed up pole, it was your dad doin the favours

davidpaul · « **Reply #4424 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:55:58 AM »

i doubt either group would recruit a gook/jap.