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Author Topic: "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle"  (Read 5150 times)
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« on: July 06, 2012, 02:54:03 AM »

-Rickson Gracie(?)

Well isn't the elephant the true king of the jungle? Or do lions hunt elephants?  Grin

What a dumb dumb dumb quote.
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 02:55:44 AM »

Silly little man.
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 03:00:19 AM »

One afternoon there was a lion sleeping in the shade taking in all the day had to offer. Now this just wasn't any lion, this lion was the leader of the pack, you know the head honcho. Soon he awoke and he was feeling restless. It had been awhile since he made his rounds and asserted his power. So he got up and went for a stroll.

Along his way he came upon a zebra. The lion eyed the zebra and the zebra stood there filled with fear.

The Lion arched his back and yelled,"Roar!" Then the lion asked the zebra, "Zebra, who is the King of the jungle?"

The zebra replied with chattering teeth, "You are the King of the jungle, your majesty."

The lion was pleased to hear this and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it."

The lion walked on through the jungle and he saw a snake coiled around a tree limb. The snake was about to slither away but the lion spoke too soon.

"Roar!" yelled the lion. "Snake, who is the King of the jungle?"

The snake hissed and nervously answered, "Why, you are the King of the jungle, sir."

The lion was pleased with the snake and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it!"

By this time the lion was full of himself. He was brimming with pride. He was about to lay down and take another nap when he spotted an elephant. The lion moved quickly to where the elephant was eating grass.

The lion stood in front of the elephant, "Roar!" then asking, "Elephant, who is the king of the jungle?"

The elephant paid no attention to the lion and kept on eating the grass. The lion was beside himself. He could not believe the level of the elephant's insubordination.

"Roar!" Yelled the lion, "Elephant, who is the King of the jungle?"


Again, the elephant just ignored the lion. The lion wasn't going to stand for this so he swiped some grass from the elephant's trunk. Suddenly, the elephant took notice of the lion and the elephant picked the lion up with his trunk. The elephant slammed the lion into a nearby tree three or four times and then threw the lion into the next field.

The lion got up and tried to put himself back together. He looked back at the elephant and tried to save face by saying, "If you didn't know the answer you didn't have to get so sore about it. Girls and Sons ffs!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 03:03:54 AM »

Gracie will log-in shortly to explain this statement and clutter the thread with eye candy white women.

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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 03:04:40 AM »

Elephants, African ones at least, do not live in the jungle. Neither do lions...
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 03:14:22 AM »

Elephants, African ones at least, do not live in the jungle. Neither do lions...

Where do you think Indian elephants live?  It's not like they graze the plains of Africa. Elephants fit both categories, grazer and browser.

Now, I know you are going to say rain forests, but jungles tend to surround them.  So, for bull shit purposes, elephants are multi-purpose since they have to walk thru the jungle to get to the rain forest.
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2012, 03:16:14 AM »

Foxes on fire often browse webs.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2012, 03:20:28 AM »

Foxes on fire often browse webs.

No bro, that's a fire-fox, it's not on fire it is an incarnation of fire.
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2012, 03:22:47 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2012, 03:31:26 AM »





Bill!

I'd be just as comfortable and happy sleeping his money, as the trick.
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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2012, 03:35:32 AM »

Well, technically, the Bengal tiger is king of the jungle, if we are going with the story, the African lion does not reside in the African jungles---it's coat (light brown) and mane (Males) are not suited for the jungles. And Zebras and lions are plains (Savannah) animals.

Now, there are Asiastic lions (few) in India, but from what I remember, lions and tigers  live in diff niches, so they don't cross paths.
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2012, 05:10:33 AM »

Old African saying

"AN ELEPHANT WALKS WHEREVER IT WANTS!" TRUE STORY!
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2012, 05:23:30 AM »




kitty looks so comfy on that titty
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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2012, 05:57:30 AM »



Tito, please don't tell me you took this at your 4th of July family picinic.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2012, 06:00:36 AM »

thats not me
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2012, 06:01:50 AM »

thats not me

I was going to mention what nice boots you have on. Moot point now.
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2012, 06:09:04 AM »

Bill!

I'd be just as comfortable and happy sleeping his money, as the trick.

That's just as well, 'cos that blonde wouldn't touch you in a month of Sundays.
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2012, 06:13:37 AM »

That's just as well, 'cos that blonde wouldn't touch you in a month of Sundays.

See how things balance out in the Force.  I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties.  And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.


 
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2012, 06:15:14 AM »

thats not me

ok, but is that female one of your sisters?
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2012, 06:15:49 AM »



hahahahaha...wtf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lips sealed
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2012, 06:18:44 AM »

See how things balance out in the Force.  I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties.  And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.


 

That's a nice looking woman G.
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2012, 06:21:01 AM »



I believe she has a better quad sweep than Coleman!
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2012, 06:37:33 AM »

See how things balance out in the Force.  I keep the money and the elegant Marryland beauties.  And you stay nasty mouth, Irish poor and get the whore.


 

Sure, darkie.
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