Author Topic: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ??? (Read 56476 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 19, 2012, 01:46:47 AM »

Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

G_Thang · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:56:17 AM »

Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist". Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4 and Avengers. Hope this helps.

BigCyp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:35:18 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on July 19, 2012, 01:56:17 AM

Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist". Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4 and Avengers. Hope this helps.

Are you suggesting that film critics would rather watch an emaciated jew trying to open a can of gherkins with a stone in WW2?

Raymondo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:36:31 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 01:46:47 AM

Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

I read it's quite good. I've got a ticket to go see it tomorrow.

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:43:34 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 02:36:31 AM

I read it's quite good. I've got a ticket to go see it tomorrow.

I ordered the box office of batman begins on the first night of my honeymoon while my wife (we had not had any sexual contact before marriage) was in the bathroom getting ready.

I then ate her vagina furiously and had sex for about 2 hours and wasted £2.50 on box office

Raymondo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:49:58 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:43:34 AM

I ordered the box office of batman begins on the first night of my honeymoon while my wife (we had not had any sexual contact before marriage) was in the bathroom getting ready.

I then ate her vagina furiously and had sex for about 2 hours and wasted £2.50 on box office

BigCyp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 02:49:58 AM

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2012, 02:58:23 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on July 19, 2012, 01:56:17 AM

Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist". Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4 and Avengers. Hope this helps.

Good movies. I'd give Holly Hunter my Harvey Keitel and would put the William Hurt on Vageena Davis any day.

Raymondo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:05:19 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples

Well, knock me down with a feather!

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:09:52 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples

is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?

JasonH · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:05:27 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:09:39 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples

Are you from Cyprus or something?

BigCyp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:12:05 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 03:09:52 AM

is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?

No i'm being totally serious!

Your mom was the only person i've strayed off the path with

BigCyp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:12:47 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 19, 2012, 04:09:39 AM

Are you from Cyprus or something?

We have a winner!!!!

The Bigcyp username mystery has finally been unveiled

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:40:25 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 04:12:05 AM

No i'm being totally serious!

The_Punisher · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:32:11 AM »

the shittiest thing to do is to have Batman killed as some people said might happen in that movie.....who the fuck would want Batman dead.....well, unless you're Bane......

.....if this is the last installment, it better don't suck, you don't kill a super hero just because......I like the 1st batman and I love the second one.....for some reason, I'm not feeling this one yet

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:38:20 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:43:34 AM

we had not had any sexual contact before marriage

If this is not clarified as a joke, I predict a great future for this "quote" in the same league as Uberman's and the Candizzle bicycle pic.

Army of One · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:43:49 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on July 19, 2012, 05:38:20 AM

If this is not clarified as a joke, I predict a great future for this "quote" in the same league as Uberman's and the Candizzle bicycle pic.

agreed, clarification is needed

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 05:43:49 AM

agreed, clarification is needed

But shows the power of such a statement. Now this thread will need a good other 3 pages to see the word "Batman" appear again (I'm giving myself a free pass here)..

galain · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:48:43 AM »

I've heard it's been getting mainly good reviews.

I wasn't a huge fan of the second one although I can see why a lot of people loved it. To me - you could have taken Batman out of the film entirely, replaced him with some non Batman (but super moral) dude and it would have been the same film.

I liked Nolans first one a lot. Hope this one doesn't disappoint.

Army of One · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:34:47 AM »

Quote from: snx on July 19, 2012, 05:56:44 AM

Am I the only one who lol'd at this? So random, yet a-propos. BigCyp mastering the art.

He probably still lost his virginity before BigCyp though

BIG_STI · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:37:17 AM »

Where are all these bad reviews? Gets 87% on rotten tomatoes.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:40:23 AM »

I think the addition of cat woman makes it super gay. A storyline that is not needed.

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:40:31 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on July 19, 2012, 06:37:17 AM

Where are all these bad reviews? Gets 87% on rotten tomatoes.

One of many now coming out, apparently fans are going as far as to issue death threats to the reviewers who dont like it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-2175665/The-Dark-Knight-Rises-review-Ridiculous-villians-bombastic-effects-dialogue-I-barely-make-out.html

JasonH · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:45:03 AM »

Guys, can we stop talking about Batman and go back to clarifying BigCyps sex life?