Okay I'll play along....
"I was watching that new Batman movie last night and someone started shooting. I though "Who is this joker???"
"I was going to watch the new Batman film in Colorado but I'm going to wait a few days for the crowds to die down before I go see it."
"That new Batman movie is to die for. I hear the effects were so stunning people were screaming and leaving for the door."
"If you're going to watch a movie in Denver remember to wrap up warm. It was minus 12 last night."
"The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about."