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'apply85'!!!!!!!
« on: July 30, 2012, 07:02:23 AM »
Is it true that you wear pantyliners on shoulder day so that gh15's semen doesn't run out of your shorts when you do seated shoulder presses?

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haha yes hes quite the cockhound isnt he?

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hahaha, asspie will avoid this thread like the plague, gone are the days when he would actually respond only for me, Groink, wes and devilsmile to submit him to epic meltdowns.

"when you're flirting with someone just grab their hands and don't let go"

"i was born in kazakhstan"

(when called borat to his face)
"you may think i'm lowly now, but I am a descendant of genghis khan"

"yes, i'm 150lbs, but it's an honest 150 not like steve namat who says 150 and is actualy 142"


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hahaha, asspie will avoid this thread like the plague, gone are the days when he would actually respond only for me, Groink, wes and devilsmile to submit him to epic meltdowns.

"when you're flirting with someone just grab their hands and don't let go"

"i was born in kazakhstan"

(when being called borat to his face)
"you may think i'm lowly now, but I am a descendant of genghis khan"

"yes, i'm 150lbs, but it's an honest 150 not like steve namat who says 150 and is actualy 142"



Are you saying that he's the type of guy that is walking in the desert, when a huge genie appears from a lamp and says "Your wish is my command!" and says back "GREAT! I have always wanted some bespoke pink toothpicks, with one end specifially designed to remove very curly pubes, and the other end like a mini high powered hoover to suck out rogue sperms from my cavities - i'll take 150,000?

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Is it true that you wear pantyliners on shoulder day so that gh15's semen doesn't run out of your shorts when you do seated shoulder presses?


That's never a problem cuz he swallows every drop :-X

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That's never a problem cuz he swallows every drop :-X

True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!

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True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!


Are you saying that all members of gh15's website get to "apply'' their cocks anywhere they want in the sauna with apply85 ???

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Haha "apply85ethniccockstomyan us" doesn't seem to be faring well in this thread.

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Are you saying that all members of gh15's website get to "apply'' their cocks anywhere they want in the sauna with apply85 ???

Hahahaha yes Calvin, he is a solid member of the gay community for sure!

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Apparently it's Apply's Mongol heritage that was the route of his obsession with swords. Granted his interest doesn't lie with metal weaponry, if it hasn't got a meat prefix attached, his interest wanes.
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True Calvin, he is quite the homo - but I am talking specifically about the day after he gets spit roasted by whoever happens to be in the gym sauna!

haha yes BigCyp, are you suggesting the local dvd rental shop never heard the last of it from apply85, when they accidently placed Hotel Rwanda in the gay porn section?

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haha yes BigCyp, are you suggesting the local dvd rental shop never heard the last of it from apply85, when they accidently placed Hotel Rwanda in the gay porn section?

Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

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Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.

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hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.


LOL
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Ao1 and Big Cyp are running a huge train on uberapply in this thread.

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Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

Hahahahaa  ;D

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hahaha, I can just imagine him leading the charge at the protest at all the empty seats at the Men's Gymnastics, dressed his pink sailors uniform, feather boa and craigslist userid tattoed on his ass cheeks.

Hahaha yes Army of One, that's exactly the kind of homosexual he is!

I heard that afly tried to compete in London 2012, but got turned down after he refused to state which flag he was representing, insisting instead he was Royal Ambassador of Blow Jobs

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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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big cyp destroying analpie85 in this thread
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big cyp destroying analpie85 in this thread

Hahaha analpie85  ;D

Word on the music scene, is that he has been busy learning to play wonderwall on the acoustic guitar, so he can spend more time with homeless men in the early hours bigmc, is this true?


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Hahaha analpie85  ;D

Word on the music scene, is that he has been busy learning to play wonderwall on the acoustic guitar, so he can spend more time with homeless men in the early hours bigmc, is this true?



haha yes cyp apparently allguys85 was banned from the underground for trying to form bar chords using tramps cocks
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Hahahaha, what I am suggesting is after apply85 had queued for 14 days and nights to buy front row tickets for the mens freestyle diving competition, he was beside himself with rage to find out that the 'forward tuck' was not the ballsack hiding ritual he is used to at gh15's pool

This once's great

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Im getting the impression that this 'apply' fellow is probably the type of guy who still needs his mom to open jars for him?

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lol

sorry kids today is my day off from work so i'm gonna hit the beach, cant be spending my day off on the internet

but dont  my fans worry i'll be back soon