Did the mistake of leting a page open and she started lurking here, she said she would prefer if I was visiting hetero porn tubes than this "macho bodybuilding site with almost naked dudes". How can I prove to her that the gay inuendos around here are all inside jokes and that in fact we are straight as an arrow?She doesnt know I have a handle here and her english is not good enough to screen me because of this thread by the way.Help me out guys
cheat on her with a string of girls that she knows.when caught, just tell her you wanted to make sure you're not gay. She'll be relieved and offer continual 3 ways just to keep you straight.
It could have been worse Bam Bam, what if she walked in and you were wacking one off to a big tranny stud ;
Or even worse, if he was wacking it to what he thought was a nice, round female ass and "her" dick dropped into view right as his girlfriend walked in.
She might be right.
never ever explain yourself to a woman