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GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« on: July 30, 2012, 09:56:30 PM »
Did the mistake of leting a page open and she started lurking here, she said she would prefer if I was visiting hetero porn tubes than this "macho bodybuilding site with almost naked dudes".

How can I prove to her that the gay inuendos around here are all inside jokes and that in fact we are straight as an arrow?

She doesnt know I have a handle here and her english is not good enough to screen me because of this thread by the way.

Help me out guys

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 09:58:31 PM »
just tell her, "NO HOMO"     lol


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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 09:59:27 PM »
cheat on her with a string of girls that she knows.

when caught, just tell her you wanted to make sure you're not gay.  

She'll be relieved and offer continual 3 ways just to keep you straight.

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »
Did the mistake of leting a page open and she started lurking here, she said she would prefer if I was visiting hetero porn tubes than this "macho bodybuilding site with almost naked dudes".

How can I prove to her that the gay inuendos around here are all inside jokes and that in fact we are straight as an arrow?

She doesnt know I have a handle here and her english is not good enough to screen me because of this thread by the way.

Help me out guys

Inside jokes? My gay remarks are usually serious.......oh wait............... :o :o
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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 10:20:43 PM »
Did the mistake of leting a page open and she started lurking here, she said she would prefer if I was visiting hetero porn tubes than this "macho bodybuilding site with almost naked dudes".

How can I prove to her that the gay inuendos around here are all inside jokes and that in fact we are straight as an arrow?

She doesnt know I have a handle here and her english is not good enough to screen me because of this thread by the way.

Help me out guys
This is so funny when this happens, no girlfriend would ever understand getbig  ;D

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 10:20:54 PM »
She might be right.
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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 11:00:15 PM »
If her English isn't very good, just sit her down, draw a picture of a penis, and then put an X through it.  If she's still confused, draw it agan but include balls.  Don't forget the X.

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 11:13:55 PM »
hey bam, I think we need to call it quits. Its not you its me.

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 11:31:16 PM »
never ever explain yourself to a woman

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2012, 01:00:15 AM »
It could have been worse Bam Bam, what if she walked in and you were wacking one off to a big tranny stud  ;D ;

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2012, 01:01:35 AM »
cheat on her with a string of girls that she knows.

when caught, just tell her you wanted to make sure you're not gay.  

She'll be relieved and offer continual 3 ways just to keep you straight.

Good solid advice

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2012, 01:06:24 AM »
It could have been worse Bam Bam, what if she walked in and you were wacking one off to a big tranny stud  ;D ;

Or even worse, if he was wacking it to what he thought was a nice, round female ass and "her" dick dropped into view right as his girlfriend walked in.  :D

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2012, 01:08:36 AM »
Or even worse, if he was wacking it to what he thought was a nice, round female ass and "her" dick dropped into view right as his girlfriend walked in.  :D

He knew.  On some level. 

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2012, 01:41:02 AM »
cheat on her with a string of girls that she knows.

when caught, just tell her you wanted to make sure you're not gay.  

She'll be relieved and offer continual 3 ways just to keep you straight.

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2012, 03:28:36 AM »
never ever explain yourself to a woman

even your mom?

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Re: GF saw I browsing getbig, now think I have homo tendencies
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2012, 05:26:26 AM »
Post the pussy shots