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My wife is fucking epic !!!
« on: August 14, 2012, 09:29:50 AM »
Lol
So a few days back when Ron threw my nazi ass into TO I had a bit of a conversation with my Muslim doctor neighbor, the guy is okay and all but his kids are fucking annoying (and he knows it) - he's also completely pussy wipped by his wife
His kids are never EVER going to sleep before 11PM - while our son (2 years) without fail goes to bed after his bath at 20.00pm.

So a few days ago his kids were outside in the garden and made such a noise that I couldn't ignore it anymore since I was afraid my boy would wake up, so I go to the fence and asks them to get their father - so the guy comes out and is all apologetic so here's the conversion.

Him: Sorry mate I make sure they are more quite, but you know the wife...blah (looking always back if his wife comes outside)
Me: No don't worry its okay I'm just worried our guy wakes up
Him: Yeah no problem...
At that stage his wife comes outside, immediately my wife comes outside as well
She: Whats the problem
Him: Well Nico just said that..
She: Shhhh (like WTF?!!?) Whats the problem looking at me.
Me: Well you know the boys are a bit loud and I was wondering if its okay to maybe ask them to kinda play in the house or in the back theres a lot more families here as you know.
She: I cannot get my boys earlier to sleep, what time does yours go to sleep (with a smirky smile)

Now here comes my wife lolol

My wife: My boy goes to sleep every day 20:00 PM no questions asked.
She:...... uh...how?
And my wife looks her dead in the eyes and replies ice cold!

Wife: Its called discipline!!!

And walks back in the house :D :D :D


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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 09:32:39 AM »
And you had this crazy idea... that somehow, someone on Getbig gives a shit?

Go write this on facebook, you wanker.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 09:34:11 AM »
And you had this crazy idea... that somehow, someone on Getbig gives a shit?

Go write this on facebook, you wanker.

your posts are often very funny raymondo props  8)
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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 09:34:40 AM »
And you had this crazy idea... that somehow, someone on Getbig gives a shit?

Go write this on facebook, you wanker.

I didn't give a shit until you replied, but now I give a huge shit about Stark's wife.  
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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 09:35:17 AM »
Lol
So a few days back when Ron threw my nazi ass into TO I had a bit of a conversation with my Muslim doctor neighbor, the guy is okay and all but his kids are fucking annoying (and he knows it) - he's also completely pussy wipped by his wife
His kids are never EVER going to sleep before 11PM - while our son (2 years) without fail goes to bed after his bath at 20.00pm.

So a few days ago his kids were outside in the garden and made such a noise that I couldn't ignore it anymore since I was afraid my boy would wake up, so I go to the fence and asks them to get their father - so the guy comes out and is all apologetic so here's the conversion.

Him: Sorry mate I make sure they are more quite, but you know the wife...blah (looking always back if his wife comes outside)
Me: No don't worry its okay I'm just worried our guy wakes up
Him: Yeah no problem...
At that stage his wife comes outside, immediately my wife comes outside as well
She: Whats the problem
Him: Well Nico just said that..
She: Shhhh (like WTF?!!?) Whats the problem looking at me.
Me: Well you know the boys are a bit loud and I was wondering if its okay to maybe ask them to kinda play in the house or in the back theres a lot more families here as you know.
She: I cannot get my boys earlier to sleep, what time does yours go to sleep (with a smirky smile)

Now here comes my wife lolol

My wife: My boy goes to sleep every day 20:00 PM no questions asked.
She:...... uh...how?
And my wife looks her dead in the eyes and replies ice cold!

Wife: Its called discipline!!!

And walks back in the house :D :D :D



your posts are often very funny Stark props  8)

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 09:35:56 AM »
your posts are often very funny raymondo props  8)

I learned from you bigmc me old mucker  :)

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 09:39:10 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 09:40:15 AM »
there is nothing more important for a kid than a good mother, specially if the dad is a hardcore getbiger  ;D

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 09:52:21 AM »


that looks like quite the read nails
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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 10:22:58 AM »
Discipline bump.
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 10:23:11 AM »
good wife

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 10:23:59 AM »
Oh look, Stark's little nazi stooges.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 10:26:25 AM »
Does the muslim doctor next door work out ?

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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 10:31:52 AM »
Religion of peace strikes again...

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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2012, 10:32:26 AM »

I would like to have a wife too.


No gay btw.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2012, 10:38:07 AM »
Your neighbour must be a brown turd?. Indo-pak women are cunty demons from hell.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2012, 10:38:31 AM »
you should grill some smoked pork ribs use lots of water get it nice and smokey and use a fan to direct the smoke to their house

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2012, 10:38:58 AM »
Lol
So a few days back when Ron threw my nazi ass into TO I had a bit of a conversation with my Muslim doctor neighbor, the guy is okay and all but his kids are fucking annoying (and he knows it) - he's also completely pussy wipped by his wife
His kids are never EVER going to sleep before 11PM - while our son (2 years) without fail goes to bed after his bath at 20.00pm.

So a few days ago his kids were outside in the garden and made such a noise that I couldn't ignore it anymore since I was afraid my boy would wake up, so I go to the fence and asks them to get their father - so the guy comes out and is all apologetic so here's the conversion.

Him: Sorry mate I make sure they are more quite, but you know the wife...blah (looking always back if his wife comes outside)
Me: No don't worry its okay I'm just worried our guy wakes up
Him: Yeah no problem...
At that stage his wife comes outside, immediately my wife comes outside as well
She: Whats the problem
Him: Well Nico just said that..
She: Shhhh (like WTF?!!?) Whats the problem looking at me.
Me: Well you know the boys are a bit loud and I was wondering if its okay to maybe ask them to kinda play in the house or in the back theres a lot more families here as you know.
She: I cannot get my boys earlier to sleep, what time does yours go to sleep (with a smirky smile)

Now here comes my wife lolol

My wife: My boy goes to sleep every day 20:00 PM no questions asked.
She:...... uh...how?
And my wife looks her dead in the eyes and replies ice cold!

Wife: Its called discipline!!!

And walks back in the house :D :D :D



PTPS or GTFO   ;D

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2012, 10:39:56 AM »
Stark is a solid parent.
Mein Kampf is solid reading material as well. Glad he's reading it to his son.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2012, 10:40:34 AM »
epic is my middle name.
time under tension

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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2012, 10:44:42 AM »
Two things:

1. That's so fkn wierd I was just thinking about your wife this morning and you post this  ;D

2. Just noticed that in a thread with Bigmc, Raymondo and Bigcyp - tiny tits don't stand a fucken chance hahaha bigup uk ownage tactics.

Anyway, nice thread stark. My boy is also 2 and he's in bed by 8pm latest lol, straight after his bath with a little beaker of milk and a story from dad haha good times. All about discipline, if he misbehaves he gets 1 warning, followed by an ultimatum (smacked arse haha) and then a 3 count. If the stud is not complying on 3 he gets smacked. Wife phones me today and said he's just done 'xyz' and didn't listen to me - me 'put him on the phone' my son 'sorry daddy' before I even talk haha love the little guy to bits, but without boundaries kids get ruined, and it will be our fault.

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2012, 10:47:52 AM »
And you had this crazy idea... that somehow, someone on Getbig gives a shit?

Go write this on facebook, you wanker.

Lolololol

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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2012, 10:48:18 AM »
Two things:

1. That's so fkn wierd I was just thinking about your wife this morning and you post this  ;D

2. Just noticed that in a thread with Bigmc, Raymondo and Bigcyp - tiny tits don't stand a fucken chance hahaha bigup uk ownage tactics.

Anyway, nice thread stark. My boy is also 2 and he's in bed by 8pm latest lol, straight after his bath with a little beaker of milk and a story from dad haha good times. All about discipline, if he misbehaves he gets 1 warning, followed by an ultimatum (smacked arse haha) and then a 3 count. If the stud is not complying on 3 he gets smacked. Wife phones me today and said he's just done 'xyz' and didn't listen to me - me 'put him on the phone' my son 'sorry daddy' before I even talk haha love the little guy to bits, but without boundaries kids get ruined, and it will be our fault.

What does this have to do with Stark's wife gettin' her tits oot fer the lads?   ;D

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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2012, 11:14:11 AM »
Two things:
1. Your a fuckin piece of shit for thinking your a tough and funny guy for smacking your 2yr old. And then coming on getbig and telling us like your some great parent..hope your proud. #1 dad in my book that's for sure.

2. Your a bigger piece of shit and a dumb one at that for thinking the only way to discipline a child is by putting your hands on them. But don't you worry he's going to grow up just fine....




Hey Smallz do you still slap your mum around  ??? ???



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Re: My wife is fucking epic !!!
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2012, 11:19:49 AM »

Hey Smallz do you still slap your mum around  ??? ???




Yes, and on occasion yours when she asks for it.