Lol
So a few days back when Ron threw my nazi ass into TO I had a bit of a conversation with my Muslim doctor neighbor, the guy is okay and all but his kids are fucking annoying (and he knows it) - he's also completely pussy wipped by his wife
His kids are never EVER going to sleep before 11PM - while our son (2 years) without fail goes to bed after his bath at 20.00pm.
So a few days ago his kids were outside in the garden and made such a noise that I couldn't ignore it anymore since I was afraid my boy would wake up, so I go to the fence and asks them to get their father - so the guy comes out and is all apologetic so here's the conversion.
Him: Sorry mate I make sure they are more quite, but you know the wife...blah (looking always back if his wife comes outside)
Me: No don't worry its okay I'm just worried our guy wakes up
Him: Yeah no problem...
At that stage his wife comes outside, immediately my wife comes outside as well
She: Whats the problem
Him: Well Nico just said that..
She: Shhhh (like WTF?!!?) Whats the problem looking at me.
Me: Well you know the boys are a bit loud and I was wondering if its okay to maybe ask them to kinda play in the house or in the back theres a lot more families here as you know.
She: I cannot get my boys earlier to sleep, what time does yours go to sleep (with a smirky smile)
Now here comes my wife lolol
My wife: My boy goes to sleep every day 20:00 PM no questions asked.
She:...... uh...how?
And my wife looks her dead in the eyes and replies ice cold!
Wife: Its called discipline!!!
And walks back in the house