Author Topic: roger clemens making comeback (Read 6240 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** August 20, 2012, 12:38:21 PM »

Discuss.

MB · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:45:26 PM »

The Atlantic League probably has no drug testing, so he should be in the clear.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:49:51 PM »

He can start his own fake supplement website like Melky

Nails · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:51:13 PM »

making a comeback as what?

A bullpen pitching coach for the tampa bay rays

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:52:42 PM »

Dude was an animal. With the right amount of gear/gh, and your training, he'll be back. As long as there is someone to sign him.

MB · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:53:50 PM »

Suzyn Waldman should be down in Sugar Land to introduce him.

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:59:22 PM »

nefario · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:19:49 PM »

Quote from: MB on August 20, 2012, 12:53:50 PM

Suzyn Waldman should be down in Sugar Land to introduce him.

Haha, you're so right - it just wouldn't be a legit comeback without a bit of this:

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:39:25 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on August 20, 2012, 12:52:42 PM

Dude was an animal. With the right amount of gear/gh, and your training, he'll be back. As long as there is someone to sign him.

I do a throwing program with my son almost every other day along with another client and his catching coach. And I can tell you by the time we're done with the program my fucking elbow is on FIRE, I mean, anti-inflammatories, ice and bio-freeze until the next session. Clemons is only 11 days older than me...not comparing clemons to myself in any stretch of the imagination but at 50 recovery is a bitch even on gear.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:43:17 PM »

Roger just don't have hard cheese or even good cheese , anything he throws of the plate if he makes a comeback is meatballs

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:47:47 PM »

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/19321493/2012/08/20/roger-clemens-to-sign-with-the-sugar-land-skeeters

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:51:09 PM »

Amazing that the guy can't come up with something else to do at 50 then trying to keep the dream alive by throw gas...

Nails · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:52:56 PM »

he should do what every other ball player does , retire , work on the weekends behind a foldable table and sign autographs ,

Big Lou has made a living doing that for almost 30years

The_Hammer · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:56:47 PM »

Is he hurting for money?

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Irongrip400 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:09:53 PM »

Quote from: Nails on August 20, 2012, 01:52:56 PM

he should do what every other ball player does , retire , work on the weekends behind a foldable table and sign autographs ,

Big Lou has made a living doing that for almost 30 per pic

Fixed

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on August 20, 2012, 01:51:09 PM

Amazing that the guy can't come up with something else to do at 50 then trying to keep the dream alive by throw gas...

What's the matter with trying to.play again?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:19:52 PM »

Havent heard this news, and good luck to him. but i didnt want to see Joe Montana in a Chiefs uniform and i dont want to see Roger Clemens in a Kalamazoo Mud Ducks uniform

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:20:36 PM »

he was never able to hit worth shit, so he will have to play in the American league , which narrows his chances to half the MLB teams, at his age he cant be a starting pitcher on the rotation not enough rest, doesn't have enough on his fastball to be a closer ,

maybe a one inning relief pitchers at best , but not many relief pitchers wanted if your not a lefty

if he wants to stay in the game , he needs to coach / manage , but with his roid scandal he doesnt have a pete rose chance at that

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Nails on August 20, 2012, 02:20:36 PM

he was never able to hit worth shit, so he will have to play in the American league , which narrows his chances to half the MLB teams, at his age he cant be a starting pitcher on the rotation not enough rest, doesn't have enough on his fastball to be a closer ,

maybe a one inning relief pitchers at best , but not many relief pitchers wanted if your not a lefty

if he wants to stay in the game , coach

I don't think any team I'm the MLB would be stupid enough to pick Jim up no.matter how he performs.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2012, 07:29:03 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on August 20, 2012, 02:10:13 PM

What's the matter with trying to.play again?

Because he'll never play in the big league again so why take the attention away from the guys who are trying to make it to the show? Clemens is a sociopath who needs attention. The guy should just join a softball league and call it a day.

MB · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:32:20 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on August 20, 2012, 07:29:03 PM

Because he'll never play in the big league again so why take the attention away from the guys who are trying to make it to the show? Clemens is a sociopath who needs attention. The guy should just join a softball league and call it a day.

The Astros are a pitifully poor team. I wouldn't be surprised to see Roger pitch a game for them in September as a publicity stunt to draw in a few fans.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:30:00 PM »

Looks like Roger may be smarter then I thought. He's looking to get signed in the Major's so he can set the clock back 5 years until he's eligible for the Hall of Fame. Right now he is eligible next year and he for sure won't get in because of all the steroid BS. But in 5 years, the steroid era talk will loosen up and the Hall of Fame most likely will be more acceptable in bringing these types of players in. Pretty fucking smart imop. All he has to do is get signed and then fake an injury and retire.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:38:37 PM »

Katt Williams had a funny bit about Clemens and Bonds

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2012, 06:10:04 AM »

Who is Roger Clemens? How did he qualify for an IFBB pro card ?

POB · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:10:59 PM »

No way, not with 87mph fastball