On the subject of toilet etiquette, I particularly enjoy when I'm minding my own business on the crapper and someone rushes into the toilets none the wiser that I am in the adjacent cubicle and literally let's all hell break loose like something out of Dumb Dumber with every possible noise/racket involved you could imagine. It's then just a matter of picking the right time to let out a little cough or a rustle of the toilet paper to literally hear their asshole pucker in embarrassment.
Precisely why I hate public bathrooms. I hate it when all I want to do is take a piss and it smells like someone unleashed death in there. I have to fucking hold my nose to take a piss.When I got hired at my previous company they floor was packed so they gave me the only cube which was outside of the bathrooms. The fucking noises when people would open the door was disgusting. The worst was the women's bathroom. Spraying shit sounds all the fucking time.I went to my boss and told him I would quit if they didn't move me so he arranged some people to give me a better spot.
Do you just let it rip or do you go outside or to the bathroom?I used to have an office and would just fart away, at times people would stop by but I would act like the stench didn't exist. Then my company move to an open floor plan so I am in a cube. I said fuck it and still fart away. I just press my ass down hard in my cushy chair to muffle the sound but sometimes it still sound loud. The stench for some reason doesn't go away as fast in a cube as it does in an office. In the office there was a big air intake that helped.Are you a free farter?
Amateur,If it's a silent but deadly, let it go, but have that hand sanitizer ready---you know the clear goopy kind that has that strong scent. Put it on your hands and kinda wave it around. It will kill it. Or have mints, pop one in your mouth and everything smells MintyAlso, for those who have shirts that use collar stays. If you forget, use the large paperclips. They fit, but make sure a free edge stays out for easy removal.
Love the hand sanitizer idea.
More disturbing to me even than the fecal explosion sounds is the slow, loud heavy breathing coming from the stall next to you..so fucking weird
The one that gets me is the sheer amount of buggers/nose contents you can find on the wall of a head office full of big time suits. I worked part time jobs as a teen in fast-food joints that aren't a fraction as bad.
Yeah, what IS with boogers being smeared on wall/surfaces?! It would seem so simple: do your business, clean your mess (flush, wipe, whatever) and split. Oh, and wash your damn hands.
People who tend to work at white collar jobs kinda have this "cleanliness" issue---too lazy to wash their hands, wipe their nose. Also, there is a "disrespect" of the workplace and the people who run the show type of mentality. Or, just boredom---quick to flick, let's make a booger wall.
I cant tell you how many fukin times I would be training at a nice gym and some guy or woman would let a wreched fart go and walk by me, cause hey, everybody knows bodybuilders stink. I fukin told this midddle aged woman off once, dont bring your shit around me. lol
It's so true. I would be taking a leak and see the CEO or CFO leave the stall after a shit and not wash their hands. Is it common for the rich to be so fucking dirty?It amazes me at how dirty people are. I work in a company were people get paid good money and have good jobs, but yet haven't learned how NOT to piss all over the walls and floor or flush the toilet after taking a shit. The CFO also doesn't hide the fact he is taking a dump, He would head to the office with the newspaper tucked under his arm.I always hear from the women at how gross their toilets are. One mentioned how some chick left her period blood all over the seat.
yeah, but are farts less disgusting based upon the hotness of the woman?I mean, you wouldn't wnat to share a phone booth with a flatulent Madeline Albright.But if a gassy Jessica Alba wanted to cuddle, it'd be okay, right?
