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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2012, 07:22:31 AM »
Aside from reaching epic falcon leans in the past, which justifies his knowledge of dietary techniques, he also has a rather large and gorgeous looking penis, which quite frankly provides him with carte blanche around these parts.

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2012, 07:27:08 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on September 03, 2012, 07:19:52 AM
he's just trying to justify his own over-eating, convincing himself that if he eats so-called "healthy" foods, then it's cool to load up and eat as much as he wants since they are "healthly", but the sad point is... over-eating is not healthy :'(


exactly, i dont care how ripped this loser got, being overweight with a high bodyfat is what leads to complications alot more so than if your food is "healthy"
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2012, 07:29:48 AM »
Why does it smell like cock around here when you post threads?
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2012, 07:35:42 AM »
oh look it's the fat pudgy little fuck, "big"cyp
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #54 on: September 03, 2012, 07:36:20 AM »
I believe the narcotics he's used have taken their toll on his mind. At least before he looked great but now he really has nothing going for him hence the reason why living in isolation in the woods.  :-[
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #55 on: September 03, 2012, 07:38:21 AM »
at the same time you could ask - why does Ronnie Give out advice on dieting and training? He's not competing anymore?

Falcon DaddyWaddy was one of the best build members on this forum, he's a fucking legend why you are just a cumstain on somebodies crusted sock.

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #56 on: September 03, 2012, 07:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 03, 2012, 07:38:21 AM
at the same time you could ask - why does Ronnie Give out advice on dieting and training? He's not competing anymore?

Falcon DaddyWaddy was one of the best build members on this forum, he's a fucking legend why you are just a cumstain on somebodies crusted sock.

Bye

Stark, I heard that FKNFGGT is so serious about his macro nutrients when he's cutting, that he uses an electron microscope to individually count how many sperms is in each load he swallows, and subtracts the weight of these against the total fluid intake which is about 2 litres
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #57 on: September 03, 2012, 07:59:30 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 07:42:25 AM
Stark, I heard that FKNFGGT is so serious about his macro nutrients when he's cutting, that he uses an electron microscope to individually count how many sperms is in each load he swallows, and subtracts the weight of these against the total fluid intake which is about 2 litres

HAHAHA are you implying that FucKiNgFaGGoT is actually a prominent member of the gay dogging community and won the local "Swallow all you can" award for the consecutive time in 10 years? Legend has it that he was so happy when he was present with the award he sucked all the guys off once again for free, they had to actually bound and gag him to stop taking more dicks.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #58 on: September 03, 2012, 08:00:24 AM »
Obvious newb, who dares question the ways of the Falcon..

FKNFKER -  Date Registered:    August 25, 2012, 04:45:54 AM
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #59 on: September 03, 2012, 08:04:53 AM »
Watch your mouth Fartknocker.......JONAY FALCONI is a getbig legend and can speak about whatever he wants to.

Plus,he`d knock you out with a mere gaze never mind a Falcon Punch!
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #60 on: September 03, 2012, 08:05:45 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 07:22:31 AM
Aside from reaching epic falcon leans in the past, which justifies his knowledge of dietary techniques, he also has a rather large and gorgeous looking penis, which quite frankly provides him with carte blanche around these parts.

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I love you bro........you funny bastard!  LOL  ;D
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #61 on: September 03, 2012, 09:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on September 03, 2012, 08:00:24 AM
Obvious newb, who dares question the ways of the Falcon..

FKNFKER -  Date Registered:    August 25, 2012, 04:45:54 AM

Another fucking lame YAGR, Escondido23, or Aveshfaggot gimmick.

Yawn.....
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #62 on: September 03, 2012, 09:45:08 AM »
Quote from: wes on September 03, 2012, 08:05:45 AM
I love you bro........you funny bastard!  LOL  ;D

I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2012, 09:56:45 AM »
damn falcon!

this here is a beautiful tull tune, take a listen ma man 8)

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2012, 09:58:45 AM »
When I get down in the lotus position and meditate I can open the eyes that see dreams. I relax in a mindless state and allow the visions behind my eyes to do what they wish. After long enough your consciousness is immersed in a dream state that you are completely aware of. You go in being aware to the point of seeing the transition from the waking state to the dream state. In tibetan buddhism this is a way of preparing for death to practice being aware of the moment of death. To see the transition of body to non-body (death.) The mind is boundless but to be that way it must be completely formless. The formless mind is the ripest for creation. If there is even a trace of this or that one is lost in the ego (nothin wrong with some ego, but not when your aiming to sleep). Relax and just be.

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #65 on: September 03, 2012, 10:07:21 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on September 03, 2012, 06:20:22 AM
im gonna try again at night but this time drink olive oil with it to really slow me down so i can sleep through all the maniacal dreams

the olive oil makes everything churn around for a good 10 ours I'd say, before completely digested.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #66 on: September 03, 2012, 10:08:30 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 09:45:08 AM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

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Hahahaha
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #67 on: September 03, 2012, 10:12:17 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 09:45:08 AM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

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I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2012, 12:27:19 PM »
Johnny is a good troll. A great one actually. It's fun to sift through his advice and try and pick out what's valid and what's not.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2012, 12:28:24 PM »
Quote from: FKNFKER on September 03, 2012, 07:10:49 AM
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories

the fifth word in your topic headline gave away the answer.
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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2012, 02:45:11 PM »
Quote from: quadzilla456 on September 03, 2012, 12:40:24 AM
Latex or oil?
to my knowledge they dont have the paint plus primer in oil base

but they have oil base primers wich are excellent, its what i use when i have to paint over some neegul mess thats extremely filthy
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #71 on: September 03, 2012, 03:28:38 PM »
Quote from: wes on September 03, 2012, 10:12:17 AM
I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get a rush of blood to your noggin?

I certainly did.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2012, 03:30:38 PM »
Quote from: d0nny2600 on September 03, 2012, 03:28:38 PM
Did you get a rush of blood to your noggin?

I certainly did.
Yes,the NOGGIN in my nether region instantly got pumped!!  LOL  ;D
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2012, 03:32:57 PM »
Quote from: wes on September 03, 2012, 10:12:17 AM
I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude...
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2012, 03:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Stark on September 03, 2012, 03:32:57 PM
dude...
I kid, I kid!!

Exit only brother!
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