Author Topic: Mormons Wear Magic Underwear and have Jesus living on Planet Kolob (Read 10914 times)

The True Adonis · « **on:** August 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM »

They also think they inherit a Planet when they die and become a god on it.

Its even more bat shittier than that.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:33:38 PM »

I think the majority of Americans are too dumb to realize what exactly Mormonism is. They think its probably another denomination of Christianity rather than a totally different bat shit religion.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:36:37 PM »

Pretty sure all religion is bat shit. Maybe Mormonism tends to diarrhea, rather than solids?

bike nut · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:37:02 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 07:33:38 PM

I think the majority of Americans are too dumb to realize what exactly Mormonism is. They think its probably another denomination of Christianity rather than a totally different bat shit religion.

I'd say it's very, very close to being a cult.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:37:23 PM »

There is no such thing as Planet Kolob. ROFLMAO.

The magical Golden Plates are also hilarious.

Howard · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:37:34 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM

They also think they inherit a Planet when they die and become a god on it.

Its even more bat shittier than that.

I hate to bash on a guys religion but you nailed it TA.
They also belive Jospeh Smith read the first book of Mormon off golden pages in a tablet with special "seer stones".
Of course the golden tablets were never found to this day...go figure.

Ya know, with every major religion you have to suspend basic reason and logic.
Take the basis for the Christian doctrine.
1. A young woman gets pregnant without any sex via a magical conception?
2. She gives birth to GOD incarnate but is still a human of flesh of bone?
3. he is sent to his death via crucifiction on the cross and in 3 days , rises from the dead ?
4. If you believe THAT story you get to love forever in this devine , magical kingdom after you die?

That and the 9/11 Hijackers are now enjoying their 72 virgins in heaven

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:16:13 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 07:33:38 PM

I think the majority of Americans are too dumb to realize what exactly Mormonism is. They think its probably another denomination of Christianity rather than a totally different bat shit religion.

Mormonism is one of the craziest damn religions that exist. I have more faith in the Jedi Religion.

I know a few decent people that are Mormons. I don't generally hold peoples religious beliefs against them (unless they're muslims).

bike nut · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:22:01 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 07:37:23 PM

There is no such thing as Planet Kolob. ROFLMAO.

The magical Golden Plates are also hilarious.

Didn't Joseph Smith claim he found the special tablets buried under a tree. Then his first wife caught him cheating on her and smashed them, then he miraculously found a second set of them.

They were run out of Illinois for underage wives or girlfriends or something like that. I worked quite a bit in a suburb of PHX that is predominantly Mormon and they really were pissed when John Krakauer published his book about them.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:23:49 PM »

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/mitt-romney-and-david-oparowski-powerful-and-touching-story_651297.html

TA - please show me anything in GHETTObamas past like this.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:32:07 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 31, 2012, 07:37:02 PM

I'd say it's very, very close to being a cult.

Sorry but I fail to see much difference between a religion and a cult.

bike nut · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:38:48 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on August 31, 2012, 08:32:07 PM

Sorry but I fail to see much difference between a religion and a cult.

Flavor of the Kool-Aid?

Tom Cruise?

Molestation of young boys?

I don't know - I'm not an expert on it.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 31, 2012, 08:22:01 PM

Didn't Joseph Smith claim he found the special tablets buried under a tree. Then his first wife caught him cheating on her and smashed them, then he miraculously found a second set of them.

They were run out of Illinois for underage wives or girlfriends or something like that. I worked quite a bit in a suburb of PHX that is predominantly Mormon and they really were pissed when John Krakauer published his book about them.

Gotta love Gilbert, AZ

Master Blaster · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:42:21 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM

They also think they inherit a Planet when they die and become a god on it.

Its even more bat shittier than that.

Do they think someone can get re-elected with 8% unemployment?

bike nut · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on August 31, 2012, 08:41:18 PM

Gotta love Gilbert, AZ

You hit it right on the head....

Master Blaster · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:45:37 PM »

Michael Moore: “I think people should start to practice the words ‘President Romney,’”

The problem with being an Atheist, Adonis, is that it renders your ability to poke fun of one particular religion null and void. $:-\$

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on August 31, 2012, 08:42:21 PM

Do they think someone can get re-elected with 8% unemployment?

They are still blaming others.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:50:04 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on August 31, 2012, 08:47:33 PM

They are still blaming others.

And "they" are not enthusiasic about voting this November. So sad... $:-\$

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:51:36 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on August 31, 2012, 08:50:04 PM

And "they" are not enthusiasic about voting this November. So sad... $:-\$

Obama has failed miserably and EVERYONE knows it.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:55:07 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on August 31, 2012, 08:51:36 PM

Obama has failed miserably and EVERYONE knows it.

Not everyone.

MCWAY · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:57:47 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on August 31, 2012, 08:51:36 PM

Obama has failed miserably and EVERYONE knows it.

And, that's why TA (and other Hopey-Changeys) want to talk about everything BUT Obama's failed record.

bike nut · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:02:17 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on August 31, 2012, 08:41:18 PM

Gotta love Gilbert, AZ

On the other hand....Gilbert, AZ:
Clean
Well run
Very little crime
Great schools
Great place to raise kids
Happy people
Safe streets
Great programs
Excellent public amenities
Solid business base
Zero welfare - they don't believe in it

The Mormons do take care of their own.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:03:49 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on August 31, 2012, 08:57:47 PM

And, that's why TA (and other Hopey-Changeys) want to talk about everything BUT Obama's failed record.

TA knows Obama is going to lose. He's a smart chap. This is his way of pounding sand. Don't worry, he'll actually get a lot of enjoyment out of a Romney presidency. The press will take great satisfaction in pointing out every little mis-statement of Romney's, and then Adonis can share those little gaffs with everyone here on Getbig.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:05:10 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on August 31, 2012, 08:23:49 PM

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/mitt-romney-and-david-oparowski-powerful-and-touching-story_651297.html

TA - please show me anything in GHETTObamas past like this.

Are you really this deep into Romney? You used to hate him almost as much as Obama. Now you are posting personal and "touching" stories about him. Can you make a deal, win or lose, can we go back to bashing Romney after the election?

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:30:34 PM »

I'm in Gilbert, AZ at the moment- I run a tech biz. I'm not Mormon, but honestly, if they are the reason this place is so clean/safe/ and stable, I'm cool with it. And btw bike nut, I'm a cyclist (a road racer), and its a great place to ride. Flat, but no hassles. I do go up Scottsdale way to Usery Pass to get some climbs in.
TA - you are cool as hell. But the religious stuff - who cares? Kennedy was considered a non starter because he was Catholic. I think we've come a long way - or at least I hope so. In Christianity a man dies and comes back to life. He makes fish and wine with the stroke of his hand. Need I say more? Its religion. Doesn't have to make sense.

Quote from: bike nut on August 31, 2012, 09:02:17 PM

On the other hand....Gilbert, AZ:
Clean
Well run
Very little crime
Great schools
Great place to raise kids
Happy people
Safe streets
Great programs
Excellent public amenities
Solid business base
Zero welfare - they don't believe in it

The Mormons do take care of their own.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:32:28 PM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on August 31, 2012, 09:30:34 PM

I'm in Gilbert, AZ at the moment- I run a tech biz. I'm not Mormon, but honestly, if they are the reason this place is so clean/safe/ and stable, I'm cool with it. And btw bike nut, I'm a cyclist (a road racer), and its a great place to ride. Flat, but no hassles. I do go up Scottsdale way to Usery Pass to get some climbs in.
TA - you are cool as hell. But the religious stuff - who cares? Kennedy was considered a non starter because he was Catholic. I think we've come a long way - or at least I hope so. In Christianity a man dies and comes back to life. He makes fish and wine with the stroke of his hand. Need I say more? Its religion. Doesn't have to make sense.

I agree with you, True Adonis is an all around decent guy but he's goes ape shit over peoples religious beliefs. Most time these are beliefs that have been ingrained since they were babies.