Oh no, I'm embarrassed now. That was way to forward.... I always do this!! 
Just look at that moral character.
Booty, I can vouch for PIP (whose handle is an acronym for: Principle, Integrity, and {dare I say it?}, Purity).
His reputation is beyond reproach, and shame to those who would question his motives.
So, please, don't disappoint this sensitive soul, and do send him a pic of, what is surely, your amazingly pretty petunia.