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Author Topic: Having sex with a new chick tommorow. MasTERbation today: yay or nay?  (Read 6073 times)
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« Reply #75 on: November 10, 2012, 09:54:06 PM »

Jerk off today so you last longer. I doubt women care so much about the load, especially if you cum inside. They'd probably just be happy that you came with them.
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« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2012, 04:08:56 AM »

What do you usually do with the guys?

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« Reply #77 on: November 12, 2012, 07:47:30 AM »

hey pedrocito Roll Eyes

look, just pop a cialis and have readyness for multiple times a night, even if drunk and coked up.

theres no way to mess up on this, forget your relaxation techniques.

also, cialis isnt the same thing as viagra, from effect to sideeeffects, all the way not the same thing.

with cialis, youre ready only when aroused, with viagra you get kinda permanent stiffy even when not needed.



So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.
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« Reply #78 on: November 12, 2012, 08:44:07 AM »

When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?
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« Reply #79 on: November 12, 2012, 08:45:27 AM »

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« Reply #80 on: November 12, 2012, 08:47:46 AM »

When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?

It depends.

It depends on "where" she wants you to put it. There's a lot of places where it's fun to put it on/in her. Then there's one place that seems like a great idea at the time, but 9 months later, will produce a very expensive life-altering outcome.

So yes, it depends.

Not if you're BMC though.
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« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2012, 08:48:24 AM »

It depends on the woman, and depends on where she wants it.
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« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2012, 08:51:57 AM »



what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?
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« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2012, 08:54:45 AM »

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« Reply #84 on: November 12, 2012, 08:56:26 AM »

So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.

HahahA! For getbiggers, quantity IS quality.
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« Reply #85 on: November 12, 2012, 09:20:29 AM »

Some free advice...

When a woman says: "come inside me"... don't do it.

It will save you about $500,000 over the next 18-25 years.
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« Reply #86 on: November 12, 2012, 09:23:28 AM »


I once saw this video where they put a small funnel up on woman's nose and the men cum in that HAHAHAH
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« Reply #87 on: November 12, 2012, 12:39:54 PM »

what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?

It looks like a muppet.
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« Reply #88 on: November 12, 2012, 12:41:25 PM »


what kind of avian species is that on the bottom right of the picture? Toucan?

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« Reply #89 on: November 12, 2012, 02:20:36 PM »

When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?




Ok,open your mouth.
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« Reply #90 on: November 12, 2012, 02:29:01 PM »

When a woman says: "Give me your sperm."

Does it depend?  Or is there only 1 proper course of action?
Yes. "I'll need money first!"  Wink
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« Reply #91 on: November 12, 2012, 02:29:23 PM »

Answer is 42
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« Reply #92 on: November 12, 2012, 02:40:09 PM »

Luckily I have almost always been in a relationship with a girl who is on birth control and therefor I rarely have ever had sex without leaving a big pile of my juice deep inside a warm wet girl
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« Reply #93 on: November 12, 2012, 02:41:34 PM »

Girl? Lmao I can't say the word cu nt? Haha wtf ron that is some stupid bullshit
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« Reply #94 on: November 12, 2012, 02:48:43 PM »

Luckily I have almost always been in a relationship with a girl who is on birth control and therefor I rarely have ever had sex without leaving a big pile of my juice deep inside a warm wet girl

Good thing it's inside a girl and not a boy Tbombz!
Forget the old ways! Walk the right path now, and never walk the old deep-tissue massage-path again!
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« Reply #95 on: November 12, 2012, 02:49:16 PM »

Girl? Lmao I can't say the word cu nt? Haha wtf ron that is some stupid bullshit

hairy, minging, ginger, thunder cunt

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« Reply #96 on: November 12, 2012, 02:54:02 PM »

Here is the deal

If I dont jack off today my load tomorrow will be huge (its building up for 4 days already) and the money shot will be epic BUT I will be much more hornier and this means chances I wont last much.

OTHT If I spank it now I will be much more relieved tomorrow and this means I will put a fuckin sex marathon on the bitch, and this equals points with the lady obviously.  BUT I will be shooting a pretty meh one day storage worth of man juice.


So getbig being known for the world class sex experts in the house, I thought I should post this here and listen to the valuable advices of the resident experts. Bear in my first impression is everything when it comes to sex. Fuck her good on the first time and she is going to be your bitch forever. Screw it and you are fucked for good regarding her and her friends.

What path should I take (other than involving your mom in all of this)?

Thank you.


You must be 14 years old to ask something like that ! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #97 on: November 12, 2012, 03:27:49 PM »

So let me get this right...

The art of being a swordsman is officially dead? No more do men have the ability to control themselves sexually. Just 2 pumps and a squirt but she'll be OK because I took this magic pill and I can give her 5 times a night?

I know full well what these drugs do - I've taken them myself recreationally. It's a bit like lipstick on a pig though. If you are a dud fuck, then increasing the quantity of dud fucks isn't going to have them queueing at your door.

Quality > Quantity.

I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head
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« Reply #98 on: November 12, 2012, 05:52:45 PM »

I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head

I see - a drug for every one of life's insecurities, eh?
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« Reply #99 on: November 12, 2012, 06:00:01 PM »

I've posted this scientific formula years ago, it is a "can't miss' ticket to fucking the living shit out of a girl until her pussy starts to bleed


20 mg cialis

2 - 10 mg percosets.

The cialis makes your cock so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and the percoset dulls the sensation just enough so it feels great ...but you can fuck for hours before busting a quart of semen and covering her whole head

haha i still remember the first time you posted this, i think
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