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Army of One

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Things you learned from movies
« on: September 27, 2012, 04:28:59 PM »
Bull Queers take by force.Its all they want or understand.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2012, 04:29:54 PM »
What's a Bull Queer AOO?
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2012, 04:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on September 27, 2012, 04:29:54 PM
What's a Bull Queer AOO?

You talkin to me?
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Shockwave

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2012, 04:31:17 PM »
You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2012, 04:32:49 PM »
No matter what injury you receive youll fully heal with no reprecussions by the next sequal.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2012, 04:34:14 PM »
In all the 'movies' I watch the chick does anal and loves it.
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2012, 04:34:28 PM »
All your close friends can be brutally murdered but days later youll be laughing and smiling by the movies end
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Shockwave

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2012, 04:34:36 PM »
You can stick an M14 in your mouth, pull the trigger, and the 7.62mm ball round absolutely will not travel through your head and into the concrete wall behind you.

(bonus points for anyone that gets this reference)
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2012, 04:36:02 PM »
Stalking a woman is the way to her heart
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 04:37:10 PM »
  FMJ?
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Shockwave

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2012, 04:37:37 PM »
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Re: Things you learned from movies
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2012, 04:38:47 PM »
  Semper Fi
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2012, 04:39:59 PM »
uzis are accurate from 2000 metres and in
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Shockwave

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2012, 04:41:13 PM »
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2012, 04:43:55 PM »
People only need one punch to knock them out, and dont worry they wont regain consciousness again and come and shoot you in the back.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2012, 04:44:09 PM »
You can have a normal conversation during an intense firefight with bazookas, missiles and grenades.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2012, 04:45:53 PM »
If you kick down the door of the motel room next to you, you WILL see big tits.

Bad guys only scream from gunshot wounds AFTER they've jumped off the roof.

Body heat does not radiate from open eyes or a lightly mud-covered body.

If you send someone an important message, you don't call them....you fly several helicopters over to their house.

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Shockwave

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 27, 2012, 04:44:09 PM
You can have a normal conversation during an intense firefight with bazookas, missiles and grenades.
You can accurately engage enemies from hundreds of yards away while hip firing any automatic weapon.
Conversely, your enemy will NOT be able to hit you with automatic fire, even when there is 20+ of them only 20 yards away.
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2012, 04:46:31 PM »
The enemy have always recieved extensive weapons training from Stevie Wonder, Nasser and Peter Putnam.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2012, 04:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 27, 2012, 04:46:31 PM
The enemy have always recieved extensive weapons training from Stevie Wonder, Nasser and Peter Putnam.
An M60's ammo belt is self-regenerating.
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Army of One

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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2012, 04:49:03 PM »
Always attend battle shirtless,carb and water depleted for maximum mental and physical function.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2012, 04:51:53 PM »
Grenades will cause an explosion equal to a ton of C4, unless its an enemy grenade, in which case you can roll 5 feet to the left and be fine.
Also - cars always explode as if hit by an 105mm artillery round, even when hit by small arms fire.
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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2012, 04:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Shockwave on September 27, 2012, 04:31:17 PM
You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.




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Re: Things you learned from movies
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2012, 04:53:35 PM »
When you cornhole someone it's best to have them make pig noises.
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