Things you learned from movies

[Army of One]

All A-List Stars are Heterosexual

[Nomad]

packing tons of muscle means you are an unstopable killing machine.

[Army of One]

If you capture Bond, dont put a bullet in his head within seconds, leave a contorted method of death for which you are not present to witness.

[Shockwave]

The laws of physics do not apply when you are trying to get your daughter back.

[dov]

 "You took your first pinch like a man and you learned the two greatest things in life. Look at me. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."


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[dj181]

that "dyin' ain't much of a livin'"

[dov]

"Well, you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

[Army of One]

Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on ... can't walk away from in 30 seconds if you spot the "Heat" around the corner.

[Ursus]

All your close friends can be brutally murdered but days later youll be laughing and smiling by the movies end

In an open top jeep

[dr.chimps]

Predator taught me that I can actually outrun a nuclear blast.

[Shockwave]

Predator taught me that I can actually outrun a nuclear blast.

Ah, yes, and then backed up by Rambo 4, where John Rambo rigged the claymore to the bomb and then took off before his pursuers set the bomb off. He must have ran 6+ miles in 5 min.

[littledumbells]

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

[snx]

Rainman taught me that retarded people can be very good at helping you win card games like blackjack, and are pretty much a "must" if you want to take the Casino down.

[Krankenstein]

If you capture Bond, dont put a bullet in his head within seconds, leave a contorted method of death for which you are not present to witness.

This was lampooned with great awesomeness in the 1st Austin Powers movie...lol

[Krankenstein]

- The guard at the entrance will totally let you in if you tell them they will be in deep shit if they call their superiors for clarification of "guests"

- The spinning round house kick has no defense

- Rarely, if ever, do you have to stop to fill up gas...and if you do, you will always have enough money to pay for it.

- There will always be a skinny nerd that can hack into any computer...even if there is no direct internet connection

- As a follow up to the above, said nerd will have software that will do the EXACT software and program written that he was "saving" for just such a time

[garebear]

Ugly girls are always secretly hot.

[240 is Back]

Women are the chink in every man's armor

[hrspwr]

It is easy to hit multiple targets with a handgun especially while jumping, rolling, falling upside down through space or running.

[Shockwave]

It is easy to hit multiple targets with a handgun especially while jumping, rolling, falling upside down through space or running.

Ah, yes. Not to mention that you can hold your handgun sideways like a g' and hit everything you're shooting at without a problem.

[hrspwr]

Ah, yes. Not to mention that you can hold your handgun sideways like a g' and hit everything you're shooting at without a problem.

 And if you shoot sideways your hot brass never lands right back in your face.

[Shockwave]

And if you shoot sideways your hot brass never lands right back in your face.

Ah, yes. And you can flat murder people in close quarters without worrying about policing your brass, as long as you're wearing a black suit and your firearm has a silencer on it. Police evidently just don't look for shell casings at murder scenes.

[Roger Bacon]

That the Amish demand more of themselves.  We work 8 hour days, they work 12.

They do whatever we do plus a half. That's how they survive.

[Big Chiro Flex]

The detectives ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to go interrogate the guy moving crates from one pile to another pile 10 feet away, in order to solve the crime.

[sync pulse]

You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.

Only if the explosion is benzoyl peroxide...it is used almost exclusively in motion picture explosive effects because of the very slow explosive shock front combined with the big orange flames makes it easy to photograph without high speed cameras.

[Roger Bacon]

Only if the explosion is benzoyl peroxide...it is used almost exclusively in motion picture explosive effects because of the very slow explosive shock front combined with the big orange flames makes it easy to photograph without high speed cameras.

uhhhh is that the same shit I use to put on my face? lol