Author Topic: Jay Cutler's clothing line - Swole Monkey? (Read 29352 times)

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:40:37 PM »

The Hierarchy loves the fact that the sheep call themselves monkey's. Although he's selling this crap to kids basically, he's also trying to kiss the ass of the people at the top. He's so desperate to get the approval of the Hierarchy, that he tried to tell people on video that he's Jewish. $:-\$ I predict he'll videotape a trip to Jerusalem within the next 2 years. lol

POB · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:00:24 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on October 03, 2012, 08:24:40 AM

Not black people, that's for sure.

that was good

POB · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:01:17 PM »

He could of put the swollen monkey on some of the fitness chicks, just change the pic

arce1988 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:03:43 PM »

Damn

Nails · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:07:18 PM »

These are OutFUCKING standing

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #30 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:32:14 PM »

Let's go to the mall and buy some Swole Monkey shirts !

Jay shold let the jersey Shore crew do the modeling for his brand instead of him maybe..... Snooky buy some

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Nails · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:33:44 PM »

Jay Cutler Fucked by Fella Swollen monkey with Braids

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #32 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:34:47 PM »

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHH

arce1988 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:35:27 PM »

Living in a van?

viking1 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 03, 2012, 06:27:25 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on October 03, 2012, 01:35:27 PM

Living in a van?

down by the river.

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »

Quote from: Nails on October 03, 2012, 01:07:18 PM

These are OutFUCKING standing

HAHAHA.....photoshop of the year!!

el numero uno · « **Reply #36 on:** October 03, 2012, 07:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Schnauzer on October 03, 2012, 12:03:53 PM

Here's Jay and Dave on the way to the gym

BWAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #37 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:25:45 PM »

So, Has anyone tried the Jay/monkey shirt yet?

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

Metabolic · « **Reply #38 on:** October 22, 2012, 06:38:41 PM »

Quote from: Schnauzer on October 03, 2012, 12:03:53 PM

Here's Jay and Dave on the way to the gym

Almost perfect photoshop, Jay is shorter and blonder so Palumbo should be in Fred's body, other than that, outstanding.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 22, 2012, 06:42:12 PM »

Couldn't he have picked a more respectable name than "Swole Monkey"?

Who would want to be associated with Monkeys?

Good question what market he is going for.

Certainly not the colored gymrats

240 is Back · « **Reply #40 on:** October 22, 2012, 06:55:21 PM »

Flag Nor Swollen.

WOOO · « **Reply #41 on:** October 22, 2012, 07:59:29 PM »

swollen monkey:

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #42 on:** October 22, 2012, 08:30:46 PM »

I'm guessing not to many African American's are going to walk around wearing a shirt like that. With business decisions like that, no wonder he's broke.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #43 on:** October 22, 2012, 08:47:55 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 22, 2012, 08:30:46 PM

I'm guessing not to many African American's are going to walk around wearing a shirt like that. With business decisions like that, no wonder he's broke.

Exactly, what was he thinking? SWOLE monkey?

Now if he had called his clothing-line Porch Monkey on the other hand...

240 is Back · « **Reply #44 on:** October 22, 2012, 08:48:43 PM »

PAY CUTLER.

arce1988 · « **Reply #45 on:** October 22, 2012, 08:48:56 PM »

@ Kwon!

Wiggs · « **Reply #46 on:** October 22, 2012, 08:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Schnauzer on October 03, 2012, 12:03:53 PM

Here's Jay and Dave on the way to the gym

LMAO!!! You gotta switch it bro. Jay is Barney Rubble and Dave is Fred Flintstone.

Natural Man · « **Reply #47 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:34:52 AM »

lol at all these buffoons starting "clothing lines" as "business ventures" with "graphic designers" hoping to make it big... just because the machine costs only 25 000 bucks and all you need is a website to sell your uninspired crap right?
You know someone is a shitty entrepreneur when he starts a T shirt shop.

rocket · « **Reply #48 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:21:44 AM »

It's a cheap shot at any swole black person.

Not that he meant it that way, but really, can you see any black wearing that on their shirt?

Then you have to exclude the people who think "swole monkey" is a lame thing to wear.

What are you left with? A few people who will buy the brand because they are fans of Jay Cutler.

It has no generic / crossover value. You might as well put "I would do anything for a night with Jay Cutler" on a shirt.

I tell you, when I see shit like that, I feel like I have an IQ of a thousand. I feel like I can see through walls - the signs are so clear that it is a poor idea

Snorlax · « **Reply #49 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:24:06 AM »

Quote from: rocket on October 23, 2012, 05:21:44 AM

It's a cheap shot at any swole black person.

Not that he meant it that way, but really, can you see any black wearing that on their shirt?

Then you have to exclude the people who think "swole monkey" is a lame thing to wear.

What are you left with? A few people who will buy the brand because they are fans of Jay Cutler.

It has no generic / crossover value. You might as well put "I would do anything for a night with Jay Cutler" on a shirt.

I tell you, when I see shit like that, I feel like I have an IQ of a thousand. I feel like I can see through walls - the signs are so clear that it is a poor idea

well said....

he had them on clearence a week ago for $15 each. go figure