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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2012, 09:46:16 AM »
next time you fuck her stop halfway through bury your head in you hands and start weeping gently

look up at her and gently stroke her face then leave

never contact her again

she will be sex on tap till you die
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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2012, 09:50:30 AM »
next time you fuck her stop halfway through bury your head in you hands and start weeping gently

look up at her and gently stroke her face then leave

never contact her again

she will be sex on tap till you die

lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?
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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2012, 09:53:31 AM »
lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?
By saying no.

Not that I had any willpower in that same situation, bitch would show up at my house @ 3am on a tuesday drunk and wanting some, I couldn't turn her down, even though I had to get up for work in 2 hours.

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2012, 09:56:10 AM »
lol, epic move. I'm sure would work.  I didn't go over last night, feel great. Got to sleep in my own bed and relax and sleep. BUT it's Friday and none wants to be alone on a Friday or Saturday night. How do you tell a woman that says, "You don't know how good your dick feels in my mouth" no?

Friday and Saturday are for scouting new talent,sun-thur is for talent already on the roster...

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2012, 10:02:03 AM »
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

IT AINT NO FUUUNNNNN, IF THE HOMIES CANT HAAAAVVVVEEEE NONE ;)

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2012, 10:10:16 AM »
IT AINT NO FUUUNNNNN, IF THE HOMIES CANT HAAAAVVVVEEEE NONE ;)

We can swap Mike but I have to see a pic of yours first
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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2012, 10:11:52 AM »
We can swap Mike but I have to see a pic of yours first

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2012, 10:13:29 AM »
lol @ all of you making it sound like y'all have friends with benefits to spare

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2012, 10:13:55 AM »
BMC you're slippin on the broads brah?  It's Friday where's the threads of some thick vanilla hotties?
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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2012, 11:21:37 AM »
lots of estrogen flowing in this thread.

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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #60 on: October 19, 2012, 11:41:08 AM »
How do you end it without destroying her world.  Pussy is good, head is good, just want to fuck other broads.  Nothing personal.
She wants me to put on a goddamn performance everyfucking night and now, I'm always tired and she blows up my phone if I don't come over and munch the cooter and lay the pipe. She's cool peeps so I can't just dispose of her and leave.  She's white chick from Oklahoma....boy-o-boy can she perform.

I done it before. Always ends with chick being pissed off when you don't take it to the next level.
Wouldn't do it again.
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Re: Friends with Benefits
« Reply #61 on: October 19, 2012, 03:22:46 PM »
just handle it tony soprano style


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Damn straight.