*an in shape man and woman run past at the park*
Timmy-"gee dad, check out the buns on that!"
Gayor-"yes son, very tight,diamond calves, detailed hams, solid glutes, a little soft but still..,he must work out"
*long silence*
Timmy-" ....dad...all the kids at school call me homo"
Gayor-"I used to get that son, then I found bodybuilding and now all my new friends at the Olympia after party love me"
Timmy-" no dad, they call me homo because of you..... why do you post on an internet forum that you like muscular men?what's a white towel? why do you have Las Vegas hotel receipts in a different name? Who's Chick?
Gayor-* long sigh*"when a man reaches a certain age Timmy, he starts realising that there are certain activities he had been holding back on doing, you know son, kind of like you are now starting to like girls"
Timmy-" Is that why Mom got angry and moved in the spare bedroom after she threw out that long, black, rubber thing she found in your tool shed, that was signed with the name 'Kai'?"
Gayor-"Kind of son, but your mom was right to do that, I don't hold it against her, everyone makes mistakes, she forgave me the first time"
Timmy-" that's a relief, I was getting worried about telling you I accidently deleted the 200gb password encrypted folder on your hard drive named 'room 7'"
Gayor-"NOO!!!!!!"