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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2012, 03:33:12 PM »
Aren't there warning labels on Monster?

Yeah, but she died!
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2012, 03:34:06 PM »
Yeah, but she died!
I know, right?! When a female minor drinks to much caffeine and dies everyone gets all up in arms, but when fatty mcgee from down the street OD's on Soda, no one gives a fuck.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2012, 03:34:50 PM »
I know, right?! When a female minor drinks to much caffeine and dies everyone gets all up in arms, but when fatty mcgee from down the street OD's on Soda, no one gives a fuck.

There aren't warning labels on soda, so it's fatty's own fault.
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2012, 03:36:05 PM »
Yeah, but she died!

Every energy drink/shot I've ever used has had a warning label, with a laundry list of reasons, under which you should not take that particular product. Even the old-school ones with ma huang (that made your heart jump out of your chest) had those warnings.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2012, 03:36:15 PM »
A venti(large) coffee at Starbucks has 415mg of caffeine. And thousands of people each day not only drink one of those but two or three.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2012, 03:38:12 PM »
Every energy drink/shot I've ever used has had a warning label, with a laundry list of reasons, under which you should not take that particular product. Even the old-school ones with ma huang (that made your heart jump out of your chest) had those warnings.

And they should ban all coffee too!!  Or at least make it illegal to buy too much!
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2012, 03:38:50 PM »
The law should step in. It is the governments job to crowbar itself into every aspect of our lives. The bible is clear on this

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2012, 03:38:51 PM »
And they should ban all coffee too!!  Or at least make it illegal to buy too much!

Like too many packs of cigarettes?

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2012, 03:39:29 PM »
Is the dead girl still dead?
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2012, 03:42:17 PM »
if the monsters didnt killer her , the line of cocaine off her sorority sisters ass crack in college would have killed her as well

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2012, 03:43:31 PM »
Like too many packs of cigarettes?

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I'm pretty sure they already have rules against too many cigarettes champ.  


These monster's juices are killing kids left and right and you want to talk about cigarettes??  
We need to stop these juice makers who are TARGETING our youth with illegal substances and forcing them to risk their lives to be "cool."  

I'm all for freedom, but there needs to be limits.  We can't be able to just kill ourselves without breaking laws!
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2012, 03:43:54 PM »
A 14 year old should have no business drinking energy drinks.  Should be a 17+ product.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2012, 03:44:54 PM »
A 14 year old should have no business drinking energy drinks.  Should be a 17+ product.

Bullshit!  No 17 year old knows anything about not killing themselves.  Energy drinks need to be 21+, at least.
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2012, 03:47:04 PM »
I'm pretty sure they already have rules against too many cigarettes champ. 


These monster's juices are killing kids left and right and you want to talk about cigarettes?? 
We need to stop these juice makers who are TARGETING our youth with illegal substances and forcing them to risk their lives to be "cool." 

I'm all for freedom, but there needs to be limits.  We can't be able to just kill ourselves without breaking laws!

No... they don't have rules for "too many cigarettes".


Monster drinks are "killing kids left and right"?

Where?!

Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.



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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2012, 03:49:19 PM »
No... they don't have rules for "too many cigarettes".


Monster drinks are "killing kids left and right"?

Where?!

Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.




This girl died! 

How many more need to die before these death juices are forced to put a warning label on their bottles??
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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2012, 03:51:11 PM »
This girl died! 

How many more need to die before these death juices are forced to put a warning label on their bottles??
Sperm of peace.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2012, 03:51:51 PM »
Monster's shares plunged $7.59, or 14.2 percent, to close at $45.73 in trading on Monday.
 





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i hope this drops the prices down, so i can afford to drink 6 of these a day with each of my meals

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2012, 03:52:19 PM »
This girl died! 

How many more need to die before these death juices are forced to put a warning label on their bottles??
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I assume you are joking

But the answer is 18. 14 if they are white

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »
Seriously, they should have an age restriction at the register for energy drinks.  Just like they do with diet pills.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2012, 03:53:56 PM »
This girl died! 

How many more need to die before these death juices are forced to put a warning label on their bottles??

Hopefully NEVER... It's fucking RETARDED.


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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2012, 03:58:00 PM »
No... they don't have rules for "too many cigarettes".


Monster drinks are "killing kids left and right"?

Where?!

Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.



Doison is constantly trolling bro.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2012, 03:58:46 PM »
Doison is constantly trolling bro.

Ah... and I'm just feeding.

You can never tell around getbig who is actually serious.

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2012, 03:59:32 PM »
Ah... and I'm just feeding.

You can never tell around getbig who is actually serious.
Send me a free game!  ;D

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2012, 04:06:23 PM »

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Re: Parents Sue Monster Beverage Over Girl's Death!
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2012, 04:08:14 PM »
I'm suing the State Of Montana because I hit a deer and one of these signs was posted two miles after I hit it.