Let's hear one.
I was in Montreal for work and was walking down their main drag St. Catherine's street. I see a strip club ( there are hundreds on this street) and decide to go in. I get to the door and it is locked. I need to ring a bell. Then a little sliding door opens and the bouncer spies me and then opens the door. I'm like, WTF. I go in. There are stages and all but only a couple girls actually dancing. The rest are just walking around. Now these chicks are not your average skeezy stripper. They were fucking gorgeous. Like they jumped off the pages of a playboy magazine. These are the type of chicks that Bradistani loves to post photos of. Just amazing. My jaw just drops. One thing I also notice is that all of the strippers have a little key bracelet on. I grab a seat and I see this barbie doll of a stripper, she comes over and asks if I want a private dance. Of course I nod. She grabs my hand and leads me to a hallway with a long row of doors, takes me into a room and then locks the door from the inside using her bracelet key. Nice! Total 100% privacy. She starts rubbing my cock then rattles off quickly in her french accent, "$40 for handjob, $60 for blowjob and $80 for sex" I whip out a $100 and say let's go. She rips off her clothes like they were velcroed together, pulls down my pants, slaps on a condom , straddles me and goes to town. Best 35 seconds ever!
I leave the joint and start talking about it with a guy I know there and he says, "this is montreal man, all of the strip clubs are like that" Needless to say I hit many clubs the week I was there.
What still amazes me to this day is the quality of the whores. They weren't eastern european or asian sex slaves like today, but just fucking pure bread french-canadian whores.