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« Reply #100 on: October 25, 2012, 12:32:24 AM »

We have Indians though, so yes, there is crime.

Yeah, but the crime rate is low, and the Indians don't live in residential neighborhoods, they tend to live on the reservation when they're now out begging.
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« Reply #101 on: October 25, 2012, 01:16:52 AM »

Yeah, but the crime rate is low, and the Indians don't live in residential neighborhoods, they tend to live on the reservation when they're now out begging.
Unless your in winnipeg. Roll Eyes

Irregardless they aint indian you crazy fuck tards there natives, indians are the ones that smell like curry and own all the 711s not casinos.
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« Reply #102 on: October 25, 2012, 01:39:11 AM »

Doesnt  Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?

What's a good prostitute like? Is it just about looks? There are good looking relatively cheap ones in Amsterdam but they get fucked by at least 20 guys every single day.  Lips sealed
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« Reply #103 on: October 25, 2012, 01:56:19 AM »

What's a good prostitute like? Is it just about looks? There are good looking relatively cheap ones in Amsterdam but they get fucked by at least 20 guys every single day.  Lips sealed

it depends on what you want and what you like

i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)

she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
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« Reply #104 on: October 25, 2012, 01:57:35 AM »

it depends on what you want and what you like

i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)

she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol
He he Good Drills... Grin
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« Reply #105 on: October 25, 2012, 02:01:49 AM »

He he Good Drills... Grin

 Grin Grin Grin

yeah, and as i was doing her i was cursing you fellas were on this board, coz you dudes are always saying how full-figured or thicker girls are better than the twigs that i go for, and i just hate to be proven wrong Angry Angry Angry Grin
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« Reply #106 on: October 25, 2012, 03:38:27 AM »

Well I dated one and she made great money and had pornstar chest.  Problem was she was kinda too socialist for me on some issues and had this liek idea she was funny and that candians in general were really funny.  She said the single payer health care is outstanding in canada.  She was here in usa making big money in insurance.  Tom Leykis says watch out for single moms see youtube.  Overall canada seems awesome.  Little known fact: openbsd free opearting system is made by canadian theo de raadt.
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« Reply #107 on: October 25, 2012, 03:40:30 AM »

this topic took a turn for the worst...
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« Reply #108 on: October 25, 2012, 06:07:51 AM »

it depends on what you want and what you like

i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)

she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol

Did you hit RAW???  Pullout?HuhHuh
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« Reply #109 on: October 25, 2012, 06:29:32 AM »

Did you hit RAW???  Pullout?HuhHuh

fuck no!

even though i've had more than a few of these crazyass bitches try to put it in them raw Huh

even when i would be shitfaced drunk i was always sure that it didn't go in raw

but a brit bud of mine did fuck a whore raw right in front of me Shocked and my french bud and norway bud claimed to eat some of these whores pussies Lips sealed
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« Reply #110 on: October 25, 2012, 06:53:04 AM »

best is you play safe with just a blow job. They sit at the side of the road here in camper vans and people just pull over and have a quick bit of head on the way home.... Grin fucking slappers. but i got to admit some are good looking..
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« Reply #111 on: October 25, 2012, 07:06:34 AM »

Let's hear one.

I was in Montreal for work and was walking down their main drag St. Catherine's street.  I see a strip club ( there are hundreds on this street) and decide to go in.  I get to the door and it is locked.  I need to ring a bell.  Then a little sliding door opens and the bouncer spies me and then opens the door.  I'm like, WTF.  I go in.  There are stages and all but only a couple girls actually dancing.  The rest are just walking around.  Now these chicks are not your average skeezy stripper.  They were fucking gorgeous.  Like they jumped off the pages of a playboy magazine.  These are the type of chicks that Bradistani loves to post photos of.  Just amazing.  My jaw just drops.  One thing I also notice is that all of the strippers have a little key bracelet on.  I grab a seat and I see this barbie doll of a stripper, she comes over and asks if I want a private dance.  Of course I nod.  She grabs my hand and leads me to a hallway with a long row of doors, takes me into a room and then locks the door from the inside using her bracelet key.  Nice!  Total 100% privacy.  She starts rubbing my cock then rattles off quickly in her french accent, "$40 for handjob, $60 for blowjob and $80 for sex"  I whip out a $100 and say let's go.  She rips off her clothes like they were velcroed together, pulls down my pants, slaps on a condom , straddles me and goes to town.  Best 35 seconds ever!
I leave the joint and start talking about it with a guy I know there and he says, "this is montreal man, all of the strip clubs are like that"  Needless to say I hit many clubs the week I was there.  
What still amazes me to this day is the quality of the whores.  They weren't eastern european or asian sex slaves like today, but just fucking pure bread french-canadian whores.
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« Reply #112 on: October 25, 2012, 07:12:06 AM »

fuck man! Montreal here i cum Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #113 on: October 25, 2012, 08:03:44 AM »

Doesnt  Montreal Canada compete with amsterdam with the best hookers on earth!?

best everything when it comes to women.
hookers,
club girls,
hell even the soccer moms are milfs  Shocked

you owe it to yourself to just walk the streets of downtown during the summer, or go to clubs.
you wont be disappointed! so many ethnic groups here u get a perfect mix of whatever...

A perfect 10 anywhere else in canada would be a 7.5 / 8 TOPS in MTL  Wink
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« Reply #114 on: October 25, 2012, 08:21:16 AM »

I did like canada when i was there...nice people
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« Reply #115 on: October 25, 2012, 08:22:25 AM »

hmmmmm Tongue


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« Reply #116 on: October 25, 2012, 08:38:11 AM »

it depends on what you want and what you like

i really hate to admit this, coz i'm crazy bout ultra slim females, but one of my best fucks was with a sporty muscled gal (well developed thighs and ass)

she was a real trooper, and as i was punding her doggie-style she pushed back up on me, and after i blew my load my legs were so fucking pumped and worked fom all that pressure that they actually went limp for a few minutes as they were pumped to the max degree lol

I am 100% certain this is a story about two dudes....
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« Reply #117 on: October 25, 2012, 02:38:03 PM »

Unless your in winnipeg. Roll Eyes

Irregardless they aint indian you crazy fuck tards there natives, indians are the ones that smell like curry and own all the 711s not casinos.

yes. unfortunately both indians and the natives contribute to alot of crime here unlike the yanks which is lots of latino crime. native gangbangers and indo canadian gangsters are a big part of crime on the west coast. some awful disgusting ghettos on the reserves too. btw winnipeg is a shithole, dont go there if you dont have to.
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« Reply #118 on: October 25, 2012, 02:39:45 PM »

do tell

btw, i've fucked well over 200 different whores over the past 5 years

How do you keep the rate down and avoid get the cash and bail antics?
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« Reply #119 on: October 25, 2012, 03:21:15 PM »

I hear Canadian chicks won't go south of the border.
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« Reply #120 on: October 25, 2012, 03:36:08 PM »

Here she is.

Wiggs that chick has size queen written all over her. She's stereotyping you thinking you might have what she's looking for.
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« Reply #121 on: October 25, 2012, 03:36:38 PM »

Well I dated one and she made great money and had pornstar chest.  Problem was she was kinda too socialist for me on some issues and had this liek idea she was funny and that candians in general were really funny.  She said the single payer health care is outstanding in canada.  She was here in usa making big money in insurance.  Tom Leykis says watch out for single moms see youtube.  Overall canada seems awesome.  Little known fact: openbsd free opearting system is made by canadian theo de raadt.

Gayer than breaking up with a chick with big tits because she's a socialist.
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« Reply #122 on: October 25, 2012, 05:06:08 PM »

yes. unfortunately both indians and the natives contribute to alot of crime here unlike the yanks which is lots of latino crime. native gangbangers and indo canadian gangsters are a big part of crime on the west coast. some awful disgusting ghettos on the reserves too. btw winnipeg is a shithole, dont go there if you dont have to.

Yes, Winnipeg does have official shithole status.
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« Reply #123 on: October 25, 2012, 06:41:30 PM »

Yes, Winnipeg does have official shithole status.

easy women though, can meet them fresh out of the methadone clinic or their aa meetings, after they collect their social services checks of course. quality selection there lol.
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« Reply #124 on: October 25, 2012, 07:04:49 PM »

fuck no!

even though i've had more than a few of these crazyass bitches try to put it in them raw Huh

even when i would be shitfaced drunk i was always sure that it didn't go in raw

but a brit bud of mine did fuck a whore raw right in front of me Shocked and my french bud and norway bud claimed to eat some of these whores pussies Lips sealed
If you go in raw on a whore bad news, they will try blackmail you or maybe get a Disease.
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