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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #100 on: October 27, 2012, 09:43:03 AM »
Call center manager that was head-hunted by a large firm and persuaded to head their telecommunications.

i know you're a Brit, but what part of Britain do you came from bro?

i'd guess that you're from the mid-lands, or are you actually a Scot just like Fatpanda?

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #101 on: October 27, 2012, 09:47:17 AM »
MTV cribs needs to investigate this

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #102 on: October 27, 2012, 09:53:23 AM »
Can I get free medical advice?

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #103 on: October 27, 2012, 10:11:16 AM »
Does anyone else find it really pretentious when non-medical doctors actually refer to themselves as Dr.?  Like, who are you trying to kid; how 'bout we call you schmoctor.  That's more like it.  If your "D" is not in "M", you're not really a doctor mmmkay.  I'm also aware of a few "honorary doctorate" recipients that also refer to themselves as "Dr." ::)

No, I don't find it pretentious. The term 'Doctor' is an honorific used to convey one's bona fides to teach and practice a subject/discipline as an expert (from the Latin, docere, to teach, and doceo, I teach). In the U.S., physicians are given a professional doctorate, namely, an M.D., or Doctor of Medicine.

As for pretentiousness, my own, very narrow and very limited, experience has not only encountered some extremely gifted M.D.s/researchers, but also plenty of non-research physicians and diligent medical students who are not, contra their own self-assessment, what I'd call tippy-top smart (bright, for sure, but in the world intelligence/academic scorekeeping, not brilliant). I'm not trying to be a research snob(;D), and this is no knock against run-of-the-mill M.D.s, they have worked very hard for their achievements and contribute meaningfully to the common good, but that's been my observation (for whatever it's worth). And, of course, there are very accomplished physicians that are also medical researchers; for example, in the U.S., an M.D. + Ph.D. with a strong record of obtaining research grants and/or publications in eilte research journals.

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #104 on: October 27, 2012, 10:46:36 AM »
I find it pretentious when you try to be funny.

 Scram kid. 

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #105 on: October 27, 2012, 02:34:48 PM »

but with this liar dr dutch i wouldnt even trust him to let him measure my bloodpressure,hahaha
Why do/would you think so ?   ???

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #106 on: October 27, 2012, 02:36:38 PM »
don't care... would care if you were a chemist...
Een chemist mag geen receptjes uitschrijven, mosselman.. :)

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #107 on: October 27, 2012, 02:39:11 PM »
LMAO, damn cyp all this time I just thought I didn't get dutch humor. Now I know that doc is just not funny. Thanks for clearing that up for me.  ;)
Hey, which getbigger made you feel welcome when you enlisted....?   :(

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #108 on: October 27, 2012, 02:41:05 PM »
Thank you.
I did some research on owls, we caught them in those big nets. When you hold them they are motly air. Amazing how little they weigh...

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #109 on: October 27, 2012, 02:42:50 PM »
Its not that I dont believe that you're a medical doctor, as much as I don't care whether you are a medical doctor or not. It doesn't help me out in any way. You can be a janitor for all I care.

 ;) ;)
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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #110 on: October 27, 2012, 02:50:30 PM »
Its not that I dont believe that you're a medical doctor, as much as I don't care whether you are a medical doctor or not. It doesn't help me out in any way. You can be a janitor for all I care.

 ;) ;)
That is exactly my point: it doesn't matter. But lotsa posts mention the doctor thing.

So I guess we agree.  :D

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #111 on: October 27, 2012, 02:54:51 PM »
Oh shit a doctor, i am so impressed and amazed by this feat that i want to suck your cock.
This is exactly what I mean: why do people say/think/post that being a MD is special..

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #112 on: October 27, 2012, 02:59:31 PM »
I love chinese food.

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #113 on: October 27, 2012, 03:01:32 PM »
why dont ppl believe im a docter? ::)


why dont ppl believ im an astronaut?
I believe you're an asshole..

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #114 on: October 27, 2012, 03:30:48 PM »
I believe you're an asshole..

Wrong, he's a good & honest fella

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #115 on: October 27, 2012, 03:32:37 PM »
This clown comes out here and begs Getbig to believe he's a doctor. He's a fucking  fraud is what he is.

but at least he pulls the hot young snatch (17-21 year old nursing students)

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #116 on: October 27, 2012, 04:03:18 PM »
With a post like that it is easy to believe you are a doctor. 
I'm in my first year of med school myself, so I figured it would be a good question because if he tried to google it, then it might look like increased calcium would increase muscle contractions, but since calcium is well regulated, dosing up on it doesn't really help. 

What do you make in a year if you don't mind me asking?  And do you think it is worth it going through all the schooling? 

Yeah, I am an M.D. Doesn't mean shit as far as what type of person I am or what I contribute to society. I try my best to work hard and care for sick patient's. I find it kind of embarrassing that the guy would even care if people believe him or not. You don't go into medicine to feed your ego. It pays fairly well and you can get some nice stuff, but ego needs to be left at the door. Oh well, hope he does well in the Netherlands.

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #117 on: October 27, 2012, 04:08:24 PM »
hey, nico, in your case , and from previous chitchat weve had, its obvious you are a doctor or aspiring to become one(one in the making).

but with this liar dr dutch i wouldnt even trust him to let him measure my bloodpressure,hahaha

Thanks Mr. G. I am a certified M.D. and practicing nephrology for the past seven years. I usually deal with diseases of the kidney, electrolyte imbalances, blood pressure management, and rarely toxic ingestions. Regardless, I can attest that it is rather pathetic for a M.D. or soon to be M.D. to be so concerned that people don't kiss his ass or believe that he is a medical professional. To be honest, who cares. Go about your life and do the best you can. Take care of your patients, and that alone will give you self satisfaction. Ego has no place in medicine, although, unfortunately, it is very prevalent in many short-dicked, asshold physicians who are trying to make up for obvious inadequacies. BTW, I can't stand Obama and feel his program is going to bankrupt the healthcare system. My two cents.

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #118 on: October 27, 2012, 04:10:16 PM »
Disgnose me.  My lung capacity is down to 75%.  It does not improve on albuterol nebulizer treatment. I have GERD but it is successfully treated with ppi.  EKG is normal.  Chest X-ray clear and heart normal size.  46 allergens tested and none detected positives. this problem began to present when I moved 6 years ago and has progressed.

You are suffering from what is known as an excess of cock-in-the-mouth.

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #119 on: October 27, 2012, 04:11:04 PM »
Agree with most of what you said, but the competitiveness of Gsurg has actually increased recently presumably due to the work hour restrictions in residency. I believe all spots are filled these days, and I'd be willing to bet the average USMLE of Gsurg is on par with or greater than IM. Still couldn't pay me a million bucks a year to do it, but just saying.

And, yeah, count me as one of those who doesn't believe "Dr Dutch" is a medical doctor. Never really cared, but the whole bit about teaching several nursing classes makes me suspect.



I am just passing along what my best friend who is ER trained told me. He is in academics and tells me gen surgery residents nowadays are dumb asses. I got a 220+ on my USMLE. Not great, but good enough considering I went to med school in Miami (suckmymuscle's home town) at the U and used to dick around at South Beach way too much  ;D ;D ;D. I did very well on my board exams however.

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #120 on: October 27, 2012, 04:13:57 PM »
Nico,

I still think internal medicine is the easiest of specialties.  You're essentially the triage person before most patients go off to see specialists.  Not to mention that it is also the easiest specialty to get into with only 8% of USA med school graduates going that route due to the low pay (national average starting pay for a hospitalist or internist is at 150k).  Do you have to keep up with new trends and emerging disease processes? Sure, but half the time you refer them to a specialist anyway.   Hence, why I assume you followed the nephro route.

Regarding education, I did pre-med prior to business, graduated top of my class, took the mcats (got a 38) and got accepted to all city/state schools, as well as 3 out of the 4 privates I applied to.  That part wasn't all that difficult.  I left that route to go do business, because I realized early on that you can make 3-5x as much as a doctor, without the intense responsibilities.  Top that off with the fact that you have thousands of Caribbean led school grads flooding the internal medicine residencies and I think you can imagine why I call it the easiest.

General surgery might be a dying breed, but that's because most if not all surgeons go off to do a speciality after the 5 year general surgery residency.  It's like asking an MD to just do internal medicine and forget about a more lucrative and exciting speciality after that 3 year residency.

Just my opinion though,
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OMR, I am a specialist and tend to agree. However, I tend to agree with you, but many surgeons I deal with are complete dumbasses. TBH, family medicine and pediatrics are the true triage patient's. You obviously have some knowledge, but were not in the trenches. IM is anything but easy. If you go to a good IM program it is tough. However, I agree that in general since there are more IM spots it is easier to get into than say orthopedics, but specialists in IM are very competitive especially cardiology, GI, nephro, etc.

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Re: Just a small thread: why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #121 on: October 27, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
I believe you

But then again I once believed in UFOS too

So it might not mean much

;D

dutch, you are a great poster and undoubtedly an MD.

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #122 on: October 27, 2012, 04:23:18 PM »
BTW OMR, I couldn't go into surgery as I got Hodgkin's lymphoma when I was 25 and in final year of med school. I got septic and actually lost site in my right eye after a chemo gone bad. Shit, if I went into surgery as I thought in my third year of medical school I may have seriously fucked up someone lol. Let's just say that a medical speciality is my cup of tea. I love my surgeons and admire their skills. However, it is competitive to go into some specialities not because you have to be smart (TBH...if you have a photographic memory you can be the dumbest fuck around and still ace med school), it is for the cash. Orthos make 400-500K easy each year. Not a bad job to fix a few joints  ;D. Smartest dudes I know are immunologists, but damn it is boring stuff. Renal is cool and I get to check bloodwork and monitor a lot of friends who are abusing anabolics. For the most part though, I deal with poorly controlled diabetics and hypertensives.

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #123 on: October 27, 2012, 04:32:47 PM »
BTW OMR, I couldn't go into surgery as I got Hodgkin's lymphoma when I was 25 and in final year of med school. I got septic and actually lost site in my right eye after a chemo gone bad. Shit, if I went into surgery as I thought in my third year of medical school I may have seriously fucked up someone lol. Let's just say that a medical speciality is my cup of tea. I love my surgeons and admire their skills. However, it is competitive to go into some specialities not because you have to be smart (TBH...if you have a photographic memory you can be the dumbest fuck around and still ace med school), it is for the cash. Orthos make 400-500K easy each year. Not a bad job to fix a few joints  ;D. Smartest dudes I know are immunologists, but damn it is boring stuff. Renal is cool and I get to check bloodwork and monitor a lot of friends who are abusing anabolics. For the most part though, I deal with poorly controlled diabetics and hypertensives.

I am very sorry to hear that.  In light of that fact, you still managed to do very well for yourself.

I have a close family member who is a Gastroenterologist (very close family member) and one of the major concerns he is having is that since he works in an academic institution here in NYC and gets paid a salary, that he might now suffer financially speaking due to the Affordable Care Act.

Have you looked into the financial ramifications of this?

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Re: Why don't people believe I am a medical doctor?
« Reply #124 on: October 27, 2012, 04:39:04 PM »
OMR,

Being a nephrologist, I deal with government healthcare daily. For instance, this is how screwed up our healthcare system is and common sense does not run far in Washington. If you as a young man come into my ER with renal failure and need dialysis, your insurance company may not cover it as an out-patient as they consider your renal failure an acute event. Both Medicare and insurance will refuse to cover it even if you had an illness, needed temporary dialysis, and were likely to recover. How messed up is that. Thus, patients have to stay in the hospital even when they could have come home. What a waste of money. My feeling on the Affordable Care Act is that it will put a shit load of people on Medicaid insurance and not necessarily BCBS or United Healthcare. As it is, Medicaid patients have a hard time finding a doctor. They are know to be more litigenous (SP??), and irresponsible. How is that going to make American healthcare better? Get the lawyers and insurance companies off docs backs, let consumers have the ability to pick their doc without worrying about in or out of network expenses. The good docs will make it. The shitty ones won't. I can speak all day on this topic.